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Spinoff: UNgay music videos.

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If these won't chase the gay out of ya, there's no cure.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Too bad Alice Cooper didn't make a video for Nurse Rozetta,the lyrics are :thumbsup:

 

I'm a shepherd for the pentecost
I got my scriptures and my wires crossed
I got no kids and I got no home
They want us holy men to live alone

Since I've been here for a little stay
I see Rozetta day by day
She turns my head makes me cough
I want to tear my collar off

I just can't sleep at night
Rozetta dressed in white
She's got the Devil's light
Shining in her eyes

Screamed my sermon damning sin and vice
When underneath I was a regular guy
My pulpit melted like a block of ice
When a bolt of lightning hit me from the sky

From my stretcher when they wheeled me in
I stared directly in the eyes of sin
Nurse Rozetta standing over me
And I was helpless as a man of God could be

Nurse Rozetta I won't let her
Catch me peering down her sweater
Fantasizing silk suspender on her thighs
Nurse Rozetta make me better
Secretly my eyes undress her
Let me feel your tongue depressor

I'm suddenly twice my size
My pants are all wet inside

She's so creative with a bar of soap
And so inventive with a stethoscope
To check my pulse she gotta hold my hand
I blow the fuse on the encephalogram

Satan sent her from the bowels of hell
I should have recognized old Jezbel
I surrendered to the urges felt
She popped the buckle on my bible belt

I just can't sleep at night
Rozetta dressed in white
She's got the Devil's light
Shining in her eyes

I'd lick her nylon seams
Like a hungry cat with cream
Oh what a vivid seam
And I can't hold back no more

 

 

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That song is from the 1990 era, and yet...that chick looks like she could be from 2018. She has definitely stood the test of time.

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I see that djgb beat me to it, but here's the totally NOT SAFE FOR WORK version.

 

 

Ha! Couldnt find that one. Remember watching that years ago

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I thought there was a money shot at the end. Maybe there is a longer version?

I dont remember. I thought that one was it. I havent seen one with a money shot

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I see that djgb beat me to it, but here's the totally NOT SAFE FOR WORK version.

 

 

/thread

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Just the video, right?

 

 

That is one of those videos that guys remember where they were the first time they saw it.

 

May have to change my vote in the "greatest day of your life" thread :D

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Is it odd the post everybody likes is by a band that simulates gay orgies during live performances ?

 

wait, how do you see likes?

 

they don't show up on my account. is it for premium members only?

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wait, how do you see likes?

 

they don't show up on my account. is it for premium members only?

Uhhh yea? I think you may be a few years behind on this one... do you want a premium account? It's $20 I'll send ya my pay pal account and set ya up

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:wub:

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:thumbsup:

 

 

That song is atrocious, but Fock, what a body on her!!!!!

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