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Ted Cruz beats Jimmy Liberal Kimmel in basketball

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HOUSTON (AP) — Texas Sen. Ted Cruz has triumphed over late night TV host Jimmy Kimmel in their much-hyped charity basketball game that Kimmel dubbed the Blobfish Basketball Classic.

With each basket worth a single point, Cruz topped Kimmel 11-9 in a two-hour one-on-one match they agreed to abbreviate Saturday at Texas Southern University after neither appeared capable of reaching 15 points and winning by two.

The Houston Chronicle described the matchup as “a slow-motion car-crash of half-court basketball.” Speaking for both men, Kimmel said: “We apologize to the game of basketball.”

The game was born of a joke from Kimmel, who has said the Republican senator resembled the ocean bottom-dwelling blobfish. Cruz responded by challenging Kimmel to a basketball game.

Two Houston charities are the beneficiaries. Game highlight videos are planned for Kimmel’s ABC program Monday night.

 

 

 

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They have one-on-one hoops in the Special Olympics?

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They have one-on-one hoops in the Special Olympics?

 

you want to sign up?

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you want to sign up?

:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:mad:

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Congratulations to Ted Cruz. I figured Ted had to be older than Jimmy. I'm 47, would guess Ted is 55ish, Jimmy 45ish. So, looked it up, Ted is 47, Jimmy is 50. I just found that surprising.

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I'm fairly confident I could beat either just using my left hand...and probably both at the same time using both hands.

 

God they are terrible.

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Congratulations to Ted Cruz. I figured Ted had to be older than Jimmy. I'm 47, would guess Ted is 55ish, Jimmy 45ish. So, looked it up, Ted is 47, Jimmy is 50. I just found that surprising.

 

No way! :o

 

Ted Cruz is 47 :lol:

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It took them 2 hours to finish an 11-9 game? :doh:

 

they are 47 and 50, they don't shoot 3s

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Funniest thing that Jimmy Kimmel ever did was fuc Sarah Silverman.

 

 

God, I would so let her Jew screw me.

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It took them 2 hours to finish an 11-9 game? :doh:

Aren't you the guy who was asking how to jog not long ago? Lol. Unathletic dork.

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here it is.

 

the video you've yearned for! The video you need to see!

 

 

 

 

TC roughed up that little twat. Hand checking like you read about

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How the hell were there still people in the stands after 2 hours? Surely they were paid.

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5 foot 11 245 lbs... Sad!

 

jesus. so you know thats really what, 5'9 260?

 

what is drumpf? 6'2 300?

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Bravo Ted! :first: Kimmel's a complete douche

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jesus. so you know thats really what, 5'9 260?

 

what is drumpf? 6'2 300?

Im actually sorta surprised. Cruz doesnt look that fat comparatively. Seems like almost none of it is muscle tone either.

 

Gross.

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