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#41 cyclone24

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 10:28 AM

What gay planet of butt fvckery are you from? I have never seen a perfectly cut pizza with slices that are exact


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Posted 16 March 2018 - 10:28 AM

A slab of square pizza is what they had on fridays back in school. It was called "square pizza".

No thanks. You are a square. And Trubisky sucks.


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Posted 16 March 2018 - 10:30 AM

Mobb measures each piece with one of those math compass things for preciseness. :)


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Posted 16 March 2018 - 10:30 AM

Trubisky will fvck your face off your face while he is simultaneously dropping dimes on whatever homo team you root for


The bears still suck

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 10:31 AM

Trubisky will fvck your face off your face while he is simultaneously dropping dimes on whatever homo team you root for


God damned right. #Bears
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#46 mobb_deep

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 10:31 AM

What gay planet of butt fvckery are you from? I have never seen a perfectly cut pizza with slices that are exact

 

I'm not saying every pizza is cut perfectly, I'm saying a square can not be equally divisible into a circle. It is mathematically impossible, and thus the wrong way to consume pizza! Math has no bias. It's black/white, right/wrong. FACT!


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Posted 16 March 2018 - 10:33 AM

The bears still suck


Best team in free agency this year. Plus they are from the best pizza city in the world. If Chicago cuts squarish slices, it must be right. Because when it comes to pizza, your butt pirate town is beneath us

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 10:33 AM

What gay planet of butt fvckery are you from? I have never seen a perfectly cut pizza with slices that are exact

 

Costco has a metal template thingy that makes it pretty focking close.  


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Posted 16 March 2018 - 10:34 AM

And fock da bears! LIONS! ONE PRIDE!


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#50 Frozenbeernuts

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 10:34 AM

 
I'm not saying every pizza is cut perfectly, I'm saying a square can not be equally divisible into a circle. It is mathematically impossible, and thus the wrong way to consume pizza! Math has no bias. It's black/white, right/wrong. FACT!


Is it mathematically possible for you to homo up a damn pizza thread?? I think so

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 10:35 AM

 
Costco has a metal template thingy that makes it pretty focking close.  


Yeah but only men who spy on other men's weewees use those

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 10:36 AM

And fock da bears! LIONS! ONE PRIDE!


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Posted 16 March 2018 - 10:37 AM

Yeah but only men who spy on other men's weewees use those

 

I wouldn't call the occasional sideways glance 'spy'ing.    :rolleyes:


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Posted 16 March 2018 - 10:38 AM

Best team in free agency this year. 

 

When's the parade?  


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#55 Frozenbeernuts

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 10:40 AM

 
I wouldn't call the occasional sideways glance 'spy'ing.    :rolleyes:


I wouldn't either. Your merely curious glancing gets a pass.

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 10:42 AM

only time i am ok with square slices are from some of the thicker italian styles: sfincione, sicilian.  they are made in rectangles and squares.  i prefer to have some crust on the edge, but even these middle pieces have enough crust to hold up.


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Posted 16 March 2018 - 10:58 AM

Is it mathematically possible for you to homo up a damn pizza thread?? I think so

 

You're the one bringing feelings into this. You feel like square is correct, because you're a retard. Feelings are for homos. I'm just dropping facts. Straight men drop facts.

 

Suck it homo!


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#58 cyclone24

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:00 AM

 
You're the one bringing feelings into this. You feel like square is correct, because you're a retard. Feelings are for homos. I'm just dropping facts. Straight men drop facts.
 
Suck it homo!

Wait....are you asking him to suck your diick then calling him Homo?

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:01 AM

Wait....are you asking him to suck your diick then calling him Homo?

:)

 

The receiver doesn't have to be gay. The act of giving head is the gay part.  :bandana:


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#60 Frozenbeernuts

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:03 AM

 
You're the one bringing feelings into this. You feel like square is correct, because you're a retard. Feelings are for homos. I'm just dropping facts. Straight men drop facts.
 
Suck it homo!


I didn't see any links to back up your gaytard facts. I grew up on Chicago pizza, therefore what I say is fact. It doesn't take a calculator to figure that out. Now why don't you and vudu go back to feeding each other pizza out of your man beavers.

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:03 AM

 
The receiver doesn't have to be gay. The act of giving head is the gay part.  :bandana:


Haha....nice .
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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:03 AM

Wait....are you asking him to suck your diick then calling him Homo?

:)

 

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#63 Frozenbeernuts

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:04 AM

Wait....are you asking him to suck your diick then calling him Homo?

:)


Only a triangle loving poop chute chaperone would think that's not gay

#64 mobb_deep

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:07 AM

I didn't see any links to back up your gaytard facts. I grew up on Chicago pizza, therefore what I say is fact. It doesn't take a calculator to figure that out. Now why don't you and vudu go back to feeding each other pizza out of your man beavers.

 

Chicago can't even figure out how to put the sauce on correctly. Yay, let's put the sauce on last, so all the toppings get boiled in tomato piss. New York Pizza > Chicago Pizza.


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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:12 AM

I didn't see any links to back up your gaytard facts. I grew up on Chicago pizza, therefore what I say is fact. It doesn't take a calculator to figure that out. Now why don't you and vudu go back to feeding each other pizza out of your man beavers.


I suppose next youre gonna tell me how the toppings are supposed to go under the cheese.

Talk about retarded.

Even my 8 yr old knows pepperoni and all other toppings go ON TOP of the focking cheese.

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:16 AM

The absolutle worst abomination in the history of pizza is that dumbass square middle slice with the pepperoni under the cheese.

Just try to take a bite of that disaster without burning your lip and dropping the entire sheet of cheese and slimy pepperoni into your lap. Go ahead. I dare ya.

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:18 AM

Pizza should be cut in triangles.
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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:19 AM

The absolutle worst abomination in the history of pizza is that dumbass square middle slice with the pepperoni under the cheese.

Just try to take a bite of that disaster without burning your lip and dropping the entire sheet of cheese and slimy pepperoni into your lap. Go ahead. I dare ya.


Santuccis in Philly does a rectangular, thin crust pizza with the cheese and toppings under the sauce. Never had any problems eating it, and it is focking awesome.
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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:22 AM

Someone should put a call into a NYC pizza joint and order a pepperoni pizza cut into squares with the pepperoni under the cheese.

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:22 AM

I’m fine either shape. I am a pizza fanatic so as long as it’s good, it’s good.

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:25 AM

 
Chicago can't even figure out how to put the sauce on correctly. Yay, let's put the sauce on last, so all the toppings get boiled in tomato piss. New York Pizza > Chicago Pizza.


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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:26 AM

Santuccis in Philly does a rectangular, thin crust pizza with the cheese and toppings under the sauce. Never had any problems eating it, and it is focking awesome.


Stick to cheesesteaks and fan obnoxiousness. Thats what youre good at.

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:29 AM

 
Chicago can't even figure out how to put the sauce on correctly. Yay, let's put the sauce on last, so all the toppings get boiled in tomato piss. New York Pizza > Chicago Pizza.


I suppose next youre gonna tell me how the toppings are supposed to go under the cheese.

Talk about retarded.

Even my 8 yr old knows pepperoni and all other toppings go ON TOP of the focking cheese.


Oh look, it's tweedle dumb and tweedle penls breath trying to double team me. Doesn't surprise me considering you guys spent half of today jerking each other off about pizza! Well I will not succumb to your butt piracy

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:29 AM

If there was a college course called Homonomics, you would be the most sought after professor in the country

 

If there was a college course called Mathematics 101, you clearly didn't go to college, because you're dumb as a brick. :banana:


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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:30 AM

Theyre called toppings for a reason. Show me one single pizza menu that has a list of underings.

Pepperoni, especially is best when it gets that crispy outer ring that can only be achieved when put on top of the cheese.

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:31 AM

Stick to cheesesteaks and fan obnoxiousness. Thats what youre good at.


Stick to men and being clueless about pizza, because that's obviously what you're good at

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:32 AM


Oh look, it's tweedle dumb and tweedle penls breath trying to double team me. Doesn't surprise me considering you guys spent half of today jerking each other off about pizza! Well I will not succumb to your butt piracy


I knew it! Not only are you a square slicer, but also a fan of underings! Move to Mars you focking creep!

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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:32 AM

Theyre called toppings for a reason. Show me one single pizza menu that has a list of underings.

Pepperoni, especially is best when it gets that crispy outer ring that can only be achieved when put on top of the cheese.


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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:33 AM

I knew it! Not only are you a square slicer, but also a fan of underings! Move to Mars you focking creep!

 

Underings LOL. Dropping straight truth bombs up ITT.  :first:


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Posted 16 March 2018 - 11:33 AM

A slab of square pizza is what they had on fridays back in school. It was called "square pizza".
 

I prefer to call them "boxes" pizza.  :banana:


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