Mike Damone

Exactly. Now first of all, Sux, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, OldMaid, Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Fax me, you won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't fftoday great?" Four, when ordering food, find out what she wants, then order for the both of ya. It's a classy move. "The lady will have a hotdog down a hallway and a coke with no ice." And five- Now this is the most important, Sux. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Feel The Steel.

Fockin whoore cost me some money right there. Then wants to get pissed I couldn't afford to pitch in on one of those abortions. She did have some great iced tea though.

How much does it cost to tell people to turn around and go back to where they came from?

It's not my fault. I didn't vote for those who made this their policy. I'd vote them out if my vote here in CA made a difference.

It's a perversion of our system.

Our current system isn't how the system was supposed to work.

Fock that guy. He got me permabanned from Yahoo!

That b!tch vandalized my car and told everyone I had a little pr!ck.

She put something in my iced tea.

Not sure but I used it to talk this little slut I banged into getting one. Told her I'd give her a ride and split the cost but when it came down to it I just ghosted her. Her brother wound up giving her a ride and she paid for it herself. Good times!

My brother's girlfriend got one of those abortions.