So I'm at the public library and this is happening

[joneo 529]

I go to use the bathroom and it's locked. I can hear the guy inside is watching prom. Geebus cripes, I have to piss!!

[dain11279 927]

Good to hear someone else does it, doesnt make me feel so bad now

[joneo 529]

Good to hear someone else does it, doesnt make me feel so bad now

REPORTED!!

[crackattack 513]

Give me minute! Jeebus

[fandandy 3,311]

Cut him some slack. He prolly already got kicked off the library computer.

[Voltaire 4,554]

It's those back issues of National Geographic with their topless premodern cultural tribal women.

[joneo 529]

Stoopid fock has the volume cranked!

[NorthernVike 2,079]

Stoopid fock has the volume cranked!

You're prolly on Impractical Jokers

[Strike 3,948]

I go to use the bathroom and it's locked. I can hear the guy inside is watching prom. Geebus cripes, I have to piss!!

OMG. What next? The Sadie Hawkins dance?

[fandandy 3,311]

Is he done yet?

[bandrus1 413]

Trump's America

[jerryskids 5,169]

It's those back issues of National Geographic with their topless premodern cultural tribal women.

 

 

I remember the awesomeness of seeing topless women with saggy boobs hanging down to their waste; it was magnificent.

 

Kids these days have it so much better and it is lost on them.

[peenie 1,690]

Is the urge to have sex so strong that you can't wait until you get home?? Men are strange creatures....

[fandandy 3,311]

Trump's America

Damn right. You wackadoodle communists would have been piddling your diddler in the ladies restroom.

[peenie 1,690]

 

 

I remember the awesomeness of seeing topless women with saggy boobs hanging down to their waste; it was magnificent.

 

 

waist

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,493]

I go to use the bathroom and it's locked. I can hear the guy inside is watching prom. Geebus cripes, I have to piss!!

 

So now we finally know where Wiff is.

[Gladiators 1,903]

Wasnt there a thread on this a while back? Safe space?

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

How are you not videoing this with your phone. Lol..hilarity

[Strike 3,948]

Is the urge to have sex so strong that you can't wait until you get home?? Men are strange creatures....

 

Maybe he was homeless? What, he should whack it in his shopping cart?

[Djgb13 2,338]

What the hell is he supposed to do? Starbucks banned pron from their place

[NorthernVike 2,079]

Is the urge to have sex so strong that you can't wait until you get home?? Men are strange creatures....

You need a man like that!

[BLS 313]

I go to use the bathroom and it's locked. I can hear the guy inside is watching prom. Geebus cripes, I have to piss!!

 

Knock on the door violently. Yell out "you're not supposed to jerk off in the restroom!!"

[BLS 313]

Is the urge to have sex so strong that you can't wait until you get home?? Men are strange creatures....

 

Every woman should get the chance to be a man in his 20s or 30s for like a week.

 

I believe you'd be giving it up more freely just out of the kindness of your heart.

 

For men, sticking our junk in something appropriately sized is the number one thing we think about for about 25 - 30 years.

It's not like we want it...it's just programmed.

 

Vaginas to men are like shoes to a woman. We don't know why, but we want ALL OF THEM and will do, say and pay for any way to get them.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Pull up the scene from Theres Something About Mary where Warren yells, HE WAS MASTURBATING!! Play it when he walks out

[Brad GLuckman 518]

Well....did he finish?

[joneo 529]

 

Knock on the door violently. Yell out "you're not supposed to jerk off in the restroom!!"

This crossed my mind.

[joneo 529]

Well....did he finish?

[nzoner 936]

It's those back issues of National Geographic with their topless premodern cultural tribal women.

Aw hell these pages are stuck together.

[NorthernVike 2,079]

I go to use the bathroom and it's locked. I can hear the guy inside is watching prom. Geebus cripes, I have to piss!!

Sorry about that man.

[fandandy 3,311]

I bet you need to pull open the restroom door to exit. So gross. Should be against the law.

[nzoner 936]

I bet you need to pull open the restroom door to exit. So gross. Should be against the law.

This is why every restroom should have paper towel dispensers and not just the air dryers.

[NorthernVike 2,079]

This is why every restroom should have paper towel dispensers and not just the air dryers.

Air dryers are nasty. Do they ever clean the filters on them? You literally have other peoples shat blowing on your hands. I never use them. I'll wipe my hands on my own pants first.

[vuduchile 1,940]

Aren't you a cop? Can't you just ram the door down and arrest him?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Aren't you a cop? Can't you just ram the door down and arrest him?

 

Crossing guard <> Cop

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

What do you expect when the library stops carrying National Geographic?

[joneo 529]

Aren't you a cop? Can't you just ram the door down and arrest him?

 

I'm no longer a cop. (back issues) The lock can be opened from the outside with a coin. I should have opened the door and ran.

[joneo 529]

 

Crossing guard <> Cop