Would you ever eat in a Strip Club?

[wiffleball 4,629]

Houston had a couple clubs that had pretty good specials. But I was always a bit skeeved out by the idea of eating at a strip club.

 

Curious what the board collective has to say on the matter.

[wiffleball 4,629]

I mean, I almost never Jerk off at Golden Corral, so...

[frank 2,143]

Wait for it ...

[kutulu 1,541]

Sure just order the pubes on the side

[dain11279 926]

I have...oh you mean actual food?

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Specials there always seemed fishy to me.

[Bert 1,087]

[frank 2,143]

I have...oh you mean actual food?

... there it is.

[wiffleball 4,629]

Yeah yeah, only guy here who calls it "the lunchroom".

[bostonlager 2,457]

No, no, no. I frequent Cheek's Gentlemen's Club near Dayton, Ohio and have buddies that swear they serve the best grilled cheese sandwiches in the world and they are free. They give me a hard time because I have no problem taking a stripper home and eating her bumhole, but won't eat the grilled cheese, but that is just my preference.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

No, no, no. I frequent Cheek's Gentlemen's Club near Dayton, Ohio and have buddies that swear they serve the best grilled cheese sandwiches in the world and they are free. They give me a hard time because I have no problem taking a stripper home and eating her bumhole, but won't eat the grilled cheese, but that is just my preference.

There's cheese in that taco you're eating. Believe it.

[Bert 1,087]

Yeah yeah, only guy here who calls it "the lunchroom".

When you have two of the best in town within 3 blocks of the office what is a guy suppose to do?

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Specials:

 

Strip steak

 

Clam chowder

 

Tacos

 

Beef strokinoff

[Bert 1,087]

Specials:

 

Strip steak

 

Clam chowder

 

Tacos

 

Beef strokinoff

If you are going to do this put in some effort.

 

I prefer the crabs.

[wiffleball 4,629]

When you have two of the best in town within 3 blocks of the office what is a guy suppose to do?

...I might have partaken in TMCs Breakfast buffet with the occasional random off-duty bartender now and then.

 

I mean, bacon and nipples...

[Bier Meister 1,512]

I would avoid the fish tacos.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

If you are going to do this put in some effort.

 

I prefer the crabs.

Your mom quit working there.

[NorthernVike 2,079]

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Rachel's in the Orlando area supposedly has a decent steak. I would be concerned about the hollandaise sauce, though.

[patweisers44 696]

My buddy owns a place in one of the local suburbs. Its basically split in half with one side having tablecloths, full setup for meals. They serve lunch from like 11-2 and Dinner from 4-7 and after that the whole place is just a regular strip joint. Food is pretty good.

[iam90sbaby 2,118]

Theres a strip club in Orlando called Rachels that is known for having real good steaks. Ive never been to a strip club in my life though so I wouldnt know.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Theres a strip club in Orlando called Rachels that is known for having real good steaks. Ive never been to a strip club in my life though so I wouldnt know.

I heard that somewhere before as well.

[Djgb13 2,338]

Place at the beach has $5 steak and eggs special. Id rather save that $5 for some sucky sucky

[iam90sbaby 2,118]

I heard that somewhere before as well.

Yeah its a pretty known spot. I use to think it was an excuse for guys to go but apparently their steaks are pretty good.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Yeah its a pretty known spot. I use to think it was an excuse for guys to go but apparently their steaks are pretty good.

 

I meant, if you looked at 2 posts before yours, I already mentioned the place.

[bostonlager 2,457]

Place at the beach has $5 steak and eggs special. Id rather save that $5 for some sucky sucky

 

I would be concerned about what kind of mutated AIDS I ended up with if a BJ is only $5.

[iam90sbaby 2,118]

 

I meant, if you looked at 2 posts before yours, I already mentioned the place.

Yeah I know

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

I have been to a strip club where they would bring out free pizza. I ate it then. Looking back, I probably wouldn't now

[BiPolarBear 476]

I forget where I heard it; but Rachel's in Orlando has the steaks.

[Super Cubs 132]

Houston had a couple clubs that had pretty good specials. But I was always a bit skeeved out by the idea of eating at a strip club.

 

Curious what the board collective has to say on the matter.

I'm not going to order off the menu but I'll eat the buffet if its open. Treasures and Michael's both have great buffet.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I've eaten at that "we bare all" place on 175 in Georgia and another in Ocala Florida. Kinda like a waffle House with nekkid chicks.

[cbfalcon 824]

We have a few here that are known for having excellent fried eggs.