shotsup 832 Posted December 19, 2014 Also did it really happen if you were too drunk to remember it ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,199 Posted December 19, 2014 Maybe. And maybe. Need more info; tell us about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,558 Posted December 19, 2014 I use to think how hard it was to rape a woman because when they decide shut down -even when they're half your size- they're pretty much impossible to open up. Then this one time I saw a very, very bad, inappropriate pron flick and immediately understood why I was having so much difficulty. I don't think I want to try those methods. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,313 Posted December 19, 2014 I use to think how hard it was to rape a woman because when they decide shut down -even when they're half your size- they're pretty much impossible to open up. Then this one time I saw a very, very bad, inappropriate pron flick and immediately understood why I was having so much difficulty. I don't think I want to try those methods. You just gave Gary a halfie. Full chub if it was a snuff film Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted December 19, 2014 "Merry Christmas! You liked the Cosby show, right?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted December 19, 2014 How your wife feels about it is the answer. I doubt you actually raped your wife, unless she's really upset with you now. That 'dynamic' was happening between two friends of mine (technically just friends w/one of them now) and the fact they're still married is a miracle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted December 19, 2014 Was she conscious? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 19, 2014 Was she conscious? Come on now. Gray's gonna blow a load in his pants if he answers that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted December 19, 2014 You just gave Gary a halfie. Full chub if it was a snuff film Come on now. Gray's gonna blow a load in his pants if he answers that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,914 Posted December 19, 2014 Was she in the wet spot upon realization? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted December 19, 2014 If it's your wife, no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted December 19, 2014 You guys will find this shocking, but my ex-wife accused me of raping her in her sleep. When she told me this, in focking court of all places, I said that is INSANE because she just invited me over to her new place after she left me, who the hell invites a rapist to their home, FOR SEX. That was the last time I have been laid, January of 2007. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted December 19, 2014 Come on now. Gray's gonna blow a load in his pants if he answers that. I have nudged the wife in the middle of the night and got started before she woke up. Heck, I may have finished before she woke up. It takes about two pumps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted December 19, 2014 How else are you going to have sex with your wife? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 19, 2014 You guys will find this shocking, but my ex-wife accused me of raping her in her sleep. When she told me this, in focking court of all places, I said that is INSANE because she just invited me over to her new place after she left me, who the hell invites a rapist to their home, FOR SEX. That was the last time I have been laid, January of 2007. T&Ps Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wilzone 0 Posted December 19, 2014 That was the last time I have been laid, January of 2007. Christ, I thought my life was sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 905 Posted December 19, 2014 I have nudged the wife in the middle of the night and got started before she woke up. Heck, I may have finished before she woke up. It takes about two pumps. Who does this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted December 19, 2014 yes, it is rape if it's my wife. now stop thinking about her, focking perv Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted December 19, 2014 Who does this? Most men after a few pumps. especially the married ones Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted December 19, 2014 If I'm on the jury, it's impossible to illegally rape your wife without a weapon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 905 Posted December 19, 2014 Most men ###### after a few pumps. especially the married ones I more meant the banging whilst asleep, but that is pathetic also. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted December 19, 2014 If I'm on the jury, it's impossible to illegally rape your wife without a weapon. With the couple I know the guy wasn't using a weapon, just aggression, and she's been a victim of sexual assault before (it's perverse that he of all people was doing that). It's also not a she said/he said situation. He admits to having a sex addiction type issue and just doesn't deny that he's raped her when the opportunity is clear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted December 19, 2014 I more meant the banging whilst asleep, but that is pathetic also. She just lays there even when she is awake. We have an agreement that I not wake her up if I want some. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,313 Posted December 19, 2014 To answer the question, I believe it depends on the state. IIRC the rule back in the day used to pretty much be that you could not rape your own wife because women were basically viewed as a man's property in those times, but most states have repealed that so it can now be a crime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted December 19, 2014 Only in the ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted December 19, 2014 Only in the ass. Did it hurt when she pegged your mud chute? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 905 Posted December 19, 2014 She just lays there even when she is awake. We have an agreement that I not wake her up if I want some. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
