Yeah...maybe his parents hated him. D.i.ck Trickle always got me too. My parents were kind enough to even make sure my initials didn't spell anything kids could latch onto.
No joke, and I know this is a sort of meme, but I honestly attended the same high school as a guy named Michael Hunt. Hand to God. He was the nicest guy, but really...come on, Mr. and Mrs. Hunt.
Both true stories:
First: I have a buddy who when to school with a girl named Helen Bed, showed me the yearbook even. Very, very little forethought on the parents part there.
Second: Ex-GF went to LSU. She calls me one night and tells me she has the twin girls in her class, Lemonjella and Orangejella. I say BS and laugh of course, and she swears to me it's true. Years later, my sons are watching Disney and some show is on called "Detention". I'm barely paying attention but perk up when I hear one character say "C'mon Lemonjella, let's just go" (or something similar) and the other says "Alright, Orangejella". They are twin sistes on the show. I'm stunned. So I watch to the end of the episode. I catch the writers name, and it's a freakin French/Cajun name. I look up his background and sure as sh!t he graduated from LSU around the same time.
Lemonjella and Orangejella
I think I'd much rather be named JuJu than named after Lemon Jello and/or Orange Jello. Urban legend, maybe...but sounds credible.