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Is it possible to sneeze with your eyes open?


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#1 SUXBNME

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Posted 19 March 2017 - 09:37 PM

In my weekly Sunday night convo with Bunny, he swears he can do it. (He also wipes standing up, tho  :thumbsdown: )

Is it an old wives tale that you can't, or is there some validity to his statement?  

 

Hell, I've tried before with no success.  :dunno:


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#2 Frozenbeernuts

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Posted 19 March 2017 - 09:46 PM

Wiping standing up sounds like it would get smeared all over.

I am sure there are a few people who can, but for 99.9% of us it's not possible

#3 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 19 March 2017 - 10:07 PM

Besides my obvious other health issues, I have incredibly bad sinus issues living in the south. The polon count reaches 100% every fawking day. I sneeze, at minimum of twenty times per. I learned long ago how to do it whilst driving. :dunno:

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#4 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 19 March 2017 - 10:16 PM

I can also blow a load without making the " O face". Play with a hamster and a paper towel roll and not have the urge to let it anally explore my ass like NV was. Not once, but twice. There may be more.

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#5 wiffleball

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 05:19 AM

I sneeze standing up
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#6 posty

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 06:35 AM

Besides my obvious other health issues, I have incredibly bad sinus issues living in the south. The polon count reaches 100% every fawking day. I sneeze, at minimum of twenty times per. I learned long ago how to do it whilst driving. :dunno:


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#7 Mookz

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 10:10 AM

I sneeze standing up

 

I can wipe with my eyes open.  :dunno: