Best FF team names you've ever heard

[dehaven123 31]

It Ertz when Eifert

 

lol another awesome one. all of the ones are worth the wait for ones like this.

[Jokers R wild 1]

"Can't Stop MasterPayton" is what I use in one of my leagues.

[Groundhog 24]

best team name I ever saw was Yoko Romo.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

It Ertz when Eifert

Wow. This is really good. Almost too good.

[mobb_deep 917]

It Ertz when Eifert

 

Guy in my league is Men in Tights. Thought that one was pretty clever and appropriate.

 

My brother named his team Sleestack Sunday's to pay homage to our childhood. When we wanted to watch LOTL and my dad would hog the TV watching the Lions lose.

[Giants Fan 85]

Way back in the day, I thought "Tiny Porcelain Mice" was pretty greta.

[worm 34]

Ah what the hell:

 

Know When to Foles 'em

 

You Sankey My Bishop!

[Natedawg 2]

Sandusky's little giants......we try to be offensive.

[Dr Hook 6]

Amish Porn Stars

[erknjerk 4]

Meathook Sodomy

[p00h 85]

a$$y nipples

 

 

$1.50 to first person that gets the reference...

[vash1012 19]

Michael Sam Sex Marriage

[AnaheimRams 28]

Touchdown's Syndrome.

[Flgatorguy87 160]

It Ertz when Eifert

hahaha I'm stealing it

[t12ozcurls 0]

Not my Forte

 

Jacob I pulled a Tamme

 

Romophobe

 

The Real McCoy

[TheUsualSuspect 207]

Mexican Sticky Balls

 

 

Yeah, I don't understand about half of these.

[patweisers44 697]

@ p00h (sorry cant use quote function at work)

 

Jerky Boys ?

[Cold Ass Honky 3]

Purple Drank Makes Me Jolly

[Patriotica 5]

I came up with. Brokeback Mountaineers and Fun With Fecies.

In baseball I went Brokeback Mountain Boyz for a couple of years. League loved that one.

[Captain Goomy Noomy Roo 47]

You guys have any ideas for a team name that includes 'Best' and 'Bush'?

 

I own both Bushes and J. Best....was thinking along the lines of:

 

'The Best Bush You'll Ever Have' or something...but yahoo is limiting me to 20 characters...

 

Any idea's?

 

 

Maybe. 'CutlerGivesDaBestBush'

1 Hand In Bush is Best (plays on: One in the hand is better than 2 in the bush)

[ZeroTolerance 582]

Not my Forte

 

Johnsons are my Forte, no Romo

[Nish4x 0]

These are my last three team names.

 

Jawalrus Ruffle

Men on Film

Patrick PeedOnHerSon

[saut 7]

I seriously can't take this thread. What a trainwreck. I want to stay away, but I can't help but peek in here to see how bad it is. Michael Sam Sex Marriage! What a riot!

[@WeTlkFntsySprts 2]

I'm loving 99 Bortles of Beer!

[Criper 24]

In one of my leagues, I went with:

 

No VD, But My Zach Ertz!

 

Consequently, I didn't draft Vernon Davis, but I did draft Ertz.

 

If I would have drafted both Davis and Ertz, of course I would have gone with:

 

Got VD And My Zach Ertz!

[NEWPOSTERGUY! 266]

Vick in a Box

[augmon 0]

Monica Loves Clinton Dix

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Pierced johnson

[LoOnAtIk 75]

Someone in my league is Haha Monica loves Clinton Dix lol

[roroco 75]

I am going with Demaryius Targaryen.... With a quick photoshop for my avatar.

 

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-kuXR_7rQ3IU/U_XozlRghGI/AAAAAAAGaz4/YxlgDjrL8PE/s857-no/Demaryius.jpg

 

I can't post images for some reason.

[Canadianfan 76]

Pink Hole Drillers

[Criper 24]

An owner in one of my leagues has L.Bell and handcuffed(no pun intended) him with Blount, and he's changed his team name to:

 

Blount And Bell Up In Smoke

[StuntinLikeADad 0]

Lynch Mob has been my team last two years

Went with Gould'n'Grahams this year (J.Graham and kicker Gould on my roster)

[tplbge 2]

Think TRice before you Decker

Bortleline Schizophrenia

My GF caught me Joiquen

The Young and the Roethlis

Flash Cameron Photography

Chicken Gordon Bleu

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

I wish i had 2 Johnsons

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

sticking with the Ertz theme. you can incorporate his first name as well.

 

'My Ball Zach Ertz'

 

or simply

 

'My Zach Ertz' if you draft him.

[ZeroTolerance 582]

Decker like Rice (not mine)

[montana 89]

Can someone copy a link to one of GFIAFP Pond Updates on this thread?

It may be more entertaining.

 

Um k thanks.

[rholio 339]

I wish i had 2 Johnsons

 

Try Craigslist.

[twofewbraincell 7]

"Can't Stop MasterPayton" is what I use in one of my leagues.

Came here to say this, I used this one during the 2012 season up until I traded him away (DOH!...Keeper League). I thought it was one of the best names I'd came up with but nobody seemed to appreciate it as much as I did! Great minds!...are often in the gutter.