wiffleball 4,631 Posted June 29, 2018 Damn it. I pretty much blame myself. I mean, the compressor is supposed to shut off. But it really wasn't meant for something that thin and delicate. Damn it. Just got her all broken in and everything. Freshly scrubbed. Lubed up. I don't know what I'm going to do. Took me a couple weeks to special order that one from chechnya. You can't even find a Daphne model anymore. I guess somebody else bought the rights to Scooby Doo and now you got to get one like second-hand - if you can find it. Really, I blame myself. Should have kept an eye on it. I was just busy with you know, getting everything else ready. Damn it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted June 29, 2018 you were trying to multi-task again, weren't ya? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted June 29, 2018 They always blowup once you marry them. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted June 29, 2018 Was there brain matter everywhere you looked ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted June 29, 2018 You know, I'm not saying it would have been better either way, but I guess I sort of expected you know, maybe a big BANG! Like she'd really pop like a balloon or something. Instead, there must have been some kind of weak spot in her left foot. You know, it's like she's there, but she's not. Just all flat and dejected. Really, just a shell of her former self. I guess you could say she didn't go out with a bang as much as she just kind of went out with a whiff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted June 29, 2018 I actually ordered one of those sex dolls online. On the order form it asked on a scale of 1-10 how realistic do you want her? Of course I chose 10. She hasn't had sex with me in a month. Badumbum Tsssss 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted June 29, 2018 I actually ordered one of those sex dolls online. On the order form it asked on a scale of 1-10 how realistic do you want her? Of course I chose 10. She hasn't had sex with me in a month. Badumbum Tsssss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,552 Posted June 29, 2018 I remember playing Leisure Suit Larry back in the day. Many hours in towards the very end, Larry finds one of these inflatable sex dolls and I think "great I'm finally going to get Larry laid" so I inflate the doll but then the thing hits a nail and the cutscene has the Larry chasing the sex doll as she zings around the room everywhere like a balloon when you release the air rather than tie it in a knot. So close to success... so very close.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 29, 2018 I remember playing Leisure Suit Larry back in the day. Many hours in towards the very end, Larry finds one of these inflatable sex dolls and I think "great I'm finally going to get Larry laid" so I inflate the doll but then the thing hits a nail and the cutscene has the Larry chasing the sex doll as she zings around the room everywhere like a balloon when you release the air rather than tie it in a knot. So close to success... so very close.... I loved those games. Thats how I learned about condoms. I had Larry rawdog a hooker. His junk started glowing and he died. Very educational. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted June 29, 2018 They always blowup once you marry them. like a blowfish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,576 Posted June 29, 2018 They always blowup once you marry them. Crazy as it sounds, I've heard of a tall, slender girl with 32b's getting an hourglass figure as time went on. Sounds impossible, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted June 29, 2018 purhapse you just pumped it too hard 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
