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Anyone who lists their education as "School of Hard Knocks" on Facebook

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Most likely a male.... probably had at least 3 of following:
1. DUI

2. jail time

3. Punched a girl

4. worked construction

5. cigarette smoker

6. at least one tattoo

7. H.S degree at best

 

I miss anything?

 

 

 

 

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Fockin snobs. Any generalizations about other groups? You lot would never do that.

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I was going to say three or four year Scut in the Navy.

 

Fantastic dude, you were a sea janitor scraping Barnacles and painting ships when you weren't unclogging toilets.

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Republican

For sure. School of Hard Knocks is probably on their tough guy resume.

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I bet guys who lie about going to Dallas are beta cucks reliant on their wives for the roof over their heads. Just a hunch.

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Got falsely accused of raping some liberal chick who used to be a slut but now wants some weird sort of vengeance now that she went through years of PTSD therapy because her mind was making shlt up about her being some sort of "victim" when nothing at all happened to her except herself.

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tubby_mcgee, on 06 Nov 2018 - 12:18 AM, said:

 

Most likely a male.... probably had at least 3 of following:

1. DUI

2. jail time

3. Punched a girl

4. worked construction

5. cigarette smoker

6. at least one tattoo

7. H.S degree at best

 

I miss anything?

 

 

 

8. Owns a pit bull

9. Dips pizza in ranch dressing

10. Chews on a toothpick in public

11. Puts ketchup on a hotdog

12. Has a mirror selfie as a profile picture

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as if having challenges in ones life is a distinguishing characteristic.... good lists too

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8. Owns a pit bull

9. Dips pizza in ranch dressing

10. Chews on a toothpick in public

11. Puts ketchup on a hotdog

12. Has a mirror selfie as a profile picture

13. Drives a Super Duty F150 with 3 Yeti stickers

14. Baby mama drives a Tahoe with an "Oil field trash spending oil field cash" sticker

15. Wears a flat bill hat with an Oil Field Service company logo

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Wears cheap cologne

 

calls everyone 'bro' or even worse 'brah'

 

drinks double Jack and coke and wants to fight everyone in the bar after just two of them

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This guy in front of me at the Allsups the other day was buying an 18 pack of Coors light, a pack of Marlboro 72s, a can of Copenhagen mint, and 1 airplane bottle of Fireball.

 

He packed all of that in his Harley saddle bag and peeled out.

 

Definitely school of hard knocks.

 

I must admit, I kind of wanted to go party wherever he was going as there was bound to be some hot chicks with tattoos.

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8. Owns a pit bull

9. Dips pizza in ranch dressing

10. Chews on a toothpick in public

11. Puts ketchup on a hotdog

12. Has a mirror selfie as a profile picture

 

So serious question....are mirror selfies looked upon differently than reverse camera selfies?

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I must admit, I kind of wanted to go party wherever he was going as there was bound to be some hot chicks with tattoos.

Sorry, hot chicks and tattoos should never exist in the same sentence...

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13. Drives a Super Duty F150 with 3 Yeti stickers

 

Super Duty's start at F250s. HTH

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Super Duty's start at F250s. HTH

Nice catch Cletus

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So serious question....are mirror selfies looked upon differently than reverse camera selfies?

Im not on Facebook and rarely do selfies.

 

But the picture into a mirror selfie is weird as hell.

 

Only exception is naked whooores.

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13. Drives a Super Duty F150 with 3 Yeti stickers

14. Baby mama drives a Tahoe with an "Oil field trash spending oil field cash" sticker

15. Wears a flat bill hat with an Oil Field Service company logo

16. Owns a don't tread on me t-shirt

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