Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted August 21, 2018 https://www.wkbn.com/news/pennsylvania/3-men-face-over-1k-counts-each-of-sexually-abusing-animals-1/1385251138 MUNSON, Pa. (AP) - Three men face more than 1,400 counts each of sexually abusing animals at a Pennsylvania farm. Prosecutors said Monday that a teenage boy alerted state police to the abuse, which involved dogs, horses, a cow and a goat. The boy described a specially designed v shaped pen that was used to facilitate the sexual contact, according to the Clearfield County District Attorney. Can you imagine these 3 guys...sittin around watching animal planet... Hold my beer... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted August 21, 2018 Pennsylvania is one focked up state Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,875 Posted August 21, 2018 https://www.wkbn.com/news/pennsylvania/3-men-face-over-1k-counts-each-of-sexually-abusing-animals-1/1385251138 The boy described a specially designed v shaped pen that was used to facilitate the sexual contact, according to the Clearfield County District Attorney. I am having trouble picturing a v shaped pen or how this would facilitate animal focking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,007 Posted August 21, 2018 https://www.wkbn.com/news/pennsylvania/3-men-face-over-1k-counts-each-of-sexually-abusing-animals-1/1385251138 MUNSON, Pa. (AP) - Three men face more than 1,400 counts each of sexually abusing animals at a Pennsylvania farm. Prosecutors said Monday that a teenage boy alerted state police to the abuse, which involved dogs, horses, a cow and a goat. The boy described a specially designed v shaped pen that was used to facilitate the sexual contact, according to the Clearfield County District Attorney. Can you imagine these 3 guys...sittin around watching animal planet... Hold my beer... Did they have to get a bunch of different plush animals where the boy would point to where the bad men touched the farm critters? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted August 21, 2018 Penn State has already erected a statue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted August 21, 2018 Peta must have missed these guys. They love their animals..literally Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,007 Posted August 21, 2018 Guess these guys couldn't get into the Clergy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 21, 2018 I am having trouble picturing a v shaped pen or how this would facilitate animal focking. Im guessing they herd the animal headfirst into the fork of the v. It is then rendered unable to move with its nethers exposed. I struggle with this. Is focking a horse or a cow absolutely focked up and disgusting? Absofuckinglutely. Is it cruelty to animals? Not really. Hell, the vet shoves his whole focking arm in there. I doubt the animal even notices. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 21, 2018 Guess these guys couldn't get into the Clergy. Too much book learnin for all that sh!t. And then damn kids talk. Except for that whole Mr. Ed incident, horses dont. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted August 21, 2018 Im guessing they herd the animal headfirst into the fork of the v. It is then rendered unable to move with its nethers exposed. Is it cruelty to animals? Not really. Hell, the vet shoves his whole focking arm in there. I doubt the animal even notices. I agree wholeheartedly. This is just some holdover from Elizabethan puritanical days. Really? Will shoot a bolt through their head. Will put them in electrified cages. We will find new and creative ways to make their life a living hell. But some dude sticks his 4in in and this is a crime? I'm sorry, 'icky' shouldn't be a big crime. Gross yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted August 21, 2018 Whats the smallest bone in a goats body? A terrorists d1ck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,875 Posted August 21, 2018 Im guessing they herd the animal headfirst into the fork of the v. It is then rendered unable to move with its nethers exposed. I struggle with this. Is focking a horse or a cow absolutely focked up and disgusting? Absofuckinglutely. Is it cruelty to animals? Not really. Hell, the vet shoves his whole focking arm in there. I doubt the animal even notices. Thanks. I had no idea what that meant. Depending on the type / size of animal it probably hurts right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted August 21, 2018 In Pennsylvania once you graduate high school you get a pair of hip waders and a set of velcro gloves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,715 Posted August 21, 2018 Thanks. I had no idea what that meant. Depending on the type / size of animal it probably hurts right? Yeah, prolly not the horses or cows but it had to hurt the dog. Unless these inbred focks are hung like chipmunks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,007 Posted August 21, 2018 I'd hate to be the guy who gets in the trailer after their conjugal visits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted August 21, 2018 PA is so focking backwards it's crazy. I have a group that reports to me out of there so I visit a few times a year. I am still amazed that if I want to order a salad I have to make sure to tell them I don't want focking french fries on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FortKnight 3 Posted August 21, 2018 Im guessing they herd the animal headfirst into the fork of the v. It is then rendered unable to move with its nethers exposed. I struggle with this. Is focking a horse or a cow absolutely focked up and disgusting? Absofuckinglutely. Is it cruelty to animals? Not really. Hell, the vet shoves his whole focking arm in there. I doubt the animal even notices. Who said the animal was the catcher? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted August 21, 2018 Yeah, prolly not the horses or cows but it had to hurt the dog. Unless these inbred focks are hung like chipmunks. Not with the right lubrication. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted August 21, 2018 ...I've heard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FortKnight 3 Posted August 21, 2018 ...I've herd. better 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 542 Posted August 21, 2018 Im guessing they herd the animal headfirst into the fork of the v. It is then rendered unable to move with its nethers exposed. Yeah, that's one way to do it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,875 Posted August 21, 2018 PA is so focking backwards it's crazy. I have a group that reports to me out of there so I visit a few times a year. I am still amazed that if I want to order a salad I have to make sure to tell them I don't want focking french fries on it. Thats only western PA. Youre right though: thats retarded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted August 21, 2018 My brother used to live outside of King of Prussia. Yeah, that whole place is -up. It's like they don't really have suburbs. They have these villages like out of M Night shyamalan's nightmares. Remember ducking into a bar around there and I swear to God I'm pretty sure I was sitting next to Ted Kaczynski. Got to bear in mind that that is a big part of the whole meth industry in the Northeast. I think they brew it up in West Virginia and Pennsylvania and then jump on the Jersey Turnpike for further distribution. My brother married Apparently one of the more sophisticated white families in the area. And by that, I mean is most of them had at least 90% of their teeth and less than 20% of them had done jail time. They just had this air about them like they were royalty and all I could think of was so this is like the upper-middle-class of white trash? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,477 Posted August 21, 2018 Im guessing they herd the animal headfirst into the fork of the v. It is then rendered unable to move with its nethers exposed. That sounds hot. BRB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,063 Posted August 21, 2018 How did they decide on the number of counts to charge them with? 1 count should be sufficient to string 'em up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,319 Posted August 21, 2018 Phillybear, Newbiejr and ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted August 21, 2018 I've been head first in the v many times. I kind of enjoyed it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted August 21, 2018 I've been head first in the v many times. I kind of enjoyed it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,552 Posted August 21, 2018 An evil petting zoo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted August 21, 2018 An evil petting zoo? Heavy petting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted August 21, 2018 An evil petting zoo? Bravo Voltaire bravo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted August 21, 2018 I've been head first in the v many times. I kind of enjoyed it. This should of been a Porkbutt post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted August 21, 2018 http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/08/21/lena-dunham-suffers-tragic-loss-loses-second-pet-in-less-than-year.html Related? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted August 22, 2018 People should be nicer to PA, it almost single handedly won the election for Red. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dammit Im Mad 1 Posted August 22, 2018 Guess these guys couldn't get into the Clergy. This made me giggle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites