TheNewGirl 1,028 Posted March 23, 2016 What do you think about when you spank it? Your wife? Someone famous? Other? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,914 Posted March 23, 2016 The illusove fish in the pantyhose that no one can seem to find. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted March 23, 2016 The illusove fish in the pantyhose that no one can seem to find. Go to bed bro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted March 23, 2016 Usually some random hot chick that doesn't really exist in rea life. Just a conglomeration of hot parts. And her friends. Occasionally, a celeb or piece of street meat will catch my eye and gain a role in the spank bank. Sometimes a particularly nice scene from my past. Sometimes the SO would appear in those. Of course, now that God has blessed us with smart phones and ubiquitous online pron, I don't have to picture a damn thing anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,037 Posted March 23, 2016 Drobeski and all the threads he's won over the years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,968 Posted March 23, 2016 What do you think about when you spank it? Your wife? Someone famous? Other? You and your Dairy Pillows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted March 23, 2016 Mother ....or sometimes memories of grandad and our secret spot at the farm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted March 23, 2016 Drobeski and all the threads he's won over the years.......... Said nobody ever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted March 23, 2016 .... Said nobody ever I know right. He can't deep throat, being neckless. And speaking of which, no pearl necklace is possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 23, 2016 My dynasty team Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted March 23, 2016 There is no need, pron is always on the ready Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted March 23, 2016 The newest Geek Club Member Pic is always good for a couple rubs, sometimes more depending on how old the kids are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted March 23, 2016 My dynasty team Rosterbating? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted March 23, 2016 Right now.... Abigail Ratchford, but not too soon less the finish arrive too early.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted March 23, 2016 The newest Geek Club Member Pic is always good for a couple rubs, sometimes more depending on how old the kids are.Great. ..think i was last to post one. Comforting. Usually go to the mental highlight reel, or the pron. Never the wife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 313 Posted March 23, 2016 My ex GF and my other ex GF and me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted March 23, 2016 Well TNG, you asked, you tell. What do you think about when your paddling the pink canoe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted March 23, 2016 My ex GF and my other ex GF and me. STRAP ON FUN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted March 23, 2016 Who the hell would think of their wife? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted March 23, 2016 My effective tax rate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 994 Posted March 23, 2016 I usually think of past conquests if I do not have porn to look at. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted March 23, 2016 Who the hell would think of their wife? a liar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted March 23, 2016 a liar That's what I think, no man is ever going to tell his wife what he thinks about. Can you imagine that.. "What do you think about when you jerk it?" Remember that chick we saw at the grocery store in yoga pants? Or sometimes it's the girl from the dry cleaners.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted March 23, 2016 My wife. And that hot Asian girl, and the cute redhead,that blonde that was in that one movie, the girl from that TV show, etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted March 23, 2016 This reminds me of a game my ex wife and I used to play called Three For Free. We would each pick three people we can have sex with and the other can't get mad after. She would go first. Ummm, I'll take Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, and ummm, Hugh Jackman. Good picks baby. Ok, my turn. I'll take ummm, your best friend, the neighbor lady, and this chick at work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted March 23, 2016 This reminds me of a game my ex wife and I used to play called Three For Free. We would each pick three people we can have sex with and the other can't get mad after. She would go first. Ummm, I'll take Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, and ummm, Hugh Jackman. Good picks baby. Ok, my turn. I'll take ummm, your best friend, the neighbor lady, and this chick at work. It is true Trump loves Hugh Jackman, because the name rolls off his tongue? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted March 23, 2016 SFW. http://tinyurl.com/zndl4eg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted March 23, 2016 That's what I think, no man is ever going to tell his wife what he thinks about. Can you imagine that.. "What do you think about when you jerk it?" Remember that chick we saw at the grocery store in yoga pants? Or sometimes it's the girl from the dry cleaners.. Better yet....."your sister..." oh sh!t......LMFAO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted March 23, 2016 This reminds me of a game my ex wife and I used to play called Three For Free. We would each pick three people we can have sex with and the other can't get mad after. She would go first. Ummm, I'll take Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, and ummm, Hugh Jackman. Good picks baby. Ok, my turn. I'll take ummm, your best friend, the neighbor lady, and this chick at work. :crying: Perfect..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 23, 2016 Who the hell would think of their wife? I've jerked off looking directly at my wife's arse while she was sleeping.....more than once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 994 Posted March 23, 2016 I've jerked off looking directly at my wife's arse while she was sleeping.....more than once. So have I. You should really trim the bushes by your window. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted March 23, 2016 I've jerked off looking directly at my wife's arse while she was sleeping.....more than once. Me too, but you were asleep.....I hope that was your wifes ass..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Willis McGahee's Dentist 61 Posted March 23, 2016 I usually just look at some hot sex gifs on Tumblr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted March 23, 2016 So have I. You should really trim the bushes by your window. I'll trim my bush when you trim yours Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted March 23, 2016 I'll trim my bush when you trim yoursWorst. Geek meet. Ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted March 23, 2016 Whatever porn im watching, or someone made up or someone from the past. Or the girl who took a dump on Bunnys hood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites