How do you take your pop tarts?

[edjr 5,546]

I know, you're perfectly fit and would never eat a pop tart.

 

Lets play pretend.

 

 

[MDC 5,875]

I havent had a carb since 2008.

[patweisers44 697]

I don't eat them often, but when I do, they gotta be toasted. Every once in a while, when I am feeling particularly sluggish, I will start my day with four of them and a diet coke.

 

Funny, as I am typing this, the guy that sits next to me just went to the kitchen and bought a package....he would vote "as is" for the record.

[vuduchile 1,940]

I think strawberry and frosted was the best one. And toasted only.

[edjr 5,546]

I don't eat them often, but when I do, they gotta be toasted. Every once in a while, when I am feeling particularly sluggish, I will start my day with four of them and a diet coke.

 

Funny, as I am typing this, the guy that sits next to me just went to the kitchen and bought a package....he would vote "as is" for the record.

 

you have a vending machine?

 

my work hates us and wants us to be fat, they give us 2 focking snack draws, they fill them every Tue and Thu

 

1 draw with pure sh1t, pop tarts, crackers, candy, you name it.

1 draw with doritos, cheese puffs, chips, etc.

[wiffleball 4,631]

Seriously, other than free, and really hungry, I don't understand why anybody would eat a Pop-Tart when we live in a world that has toaster strudel.

[Drizzay 644]

Apparently, in Iowa, they take 'em like this. Focking nasty

[edjr 5,546]

Apparently, in Iowa, they take 'em like this. Focking nasty

 

I just puked a little of my pop tart out

[edjr 5,546]

Seriously, other than free, and really hungry, I don't understand why anybody would eat a Pop-Tart when we live in a world that has toaster strudel.

 

can't eat it raw, that's why

[Gladiators 1,900]

If I were to eat a pop tart, I'd prefer that it be toasted. At work, it'd be as-is because I don't feel like standing around in the break room waiting for it. At home, I wouldn't mind waiting, so I'd toast it. This is all just pretend of course.

[jerryskids 5,166]

I think strawberry and frosted was the best one. And toasted only.

 

As a kid we always had fruity ones with frosting. Frosting was key because otherwise there wasn't enough sugar. Also toasted is preferred..

[wiffleball 4,631]

 

can't eat it raw, that's why

So you dont eat bacon?

[edjr 5,546]

If I were to eat a pop tart, I'd prefer that it be toasted. At work, it'd be as-is because I don't feel like standing around in the break room waiting for it. At home, I wouldn't mind waiting, so I'd toast it. This is all just pretend of course.

 

Our toaster oven died at work, I requested a real toaster, and was denied.

They replaced it with a new toaster oven that has a sort of fire alarm ring to it when its done, that I can hear from my office.

[edjr 5,546]

So you dont eat bacon?

 

People always bring raw bacon to work.

 

doesn't toaster strudel have to stay cold or frozen too?

[supermike80 1,284]

Apparently, in Iowa, they take 'em like this. Focking nasty

Is that focking american cheese??????

[supermike80 1,284]

Voted toasted, but either is really ok with me.

And frosted strawberry. Only kind I like.

[Gladiators 1,900]

 

Our toaster oven died at work, I requested a real toaster, and was denied.

They replaced it with a new toaster oven that has a sort of fire alarm ring to it when its done, that I can hear from my office.

 

Why don't you and 3 coworkers chip in $5 each and buy one?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then charge whoever was too focking cheap to pitch in.

[wiffleball 4,631]

The texture is absolutely hideous. It truly is cardboard. Cellulosic cardboard.

 

The best way to eat them is to place them in a sandwich bag slam the sandwich bag against the counter about 8 or 12 * and then sprinkle the whole shebang on a big old bowl of ice cream.

[patweisers44 697]

 

you have a vending machine?

 

my work hates us and wants us to be fat, they give us 2 focking snack draws, they fill them every Tue and Thu

 

1 draw with pure sh1t, pop tarts, crackers, candy, you name it.

1 draw with doritos, cheese puffs, chips, etc.

On the counter in our kitchen they have a ton of stuff. Chips, pop tarts, nuts, candy, jerky, protein bars, oatmeal, etc etc. Its all for sale and the profits go to a different charity each month.

[edjr 5,546]

Voted toasted, but either is really ok with me.

And frosted strawberry. Only kind I like.

 

I have an old soul, I love Brown Sugar Cinnamon

[edjr 5,546]

On the counter in our kitchen they have a ton of stuff. Chips, pop tarts, nuts, candy, jerky, protein bars, oatmeal, etc etc. Its all for sale and the profits go to a different charity each month.

 

Now that's a focking FABULOUS idea.

 

is it a set price for each or do people donate whatever?

[NorthernVike 2,079]

Frosted strawberry, toasted. I also melt butter onto the non-frosted side.

[supermike80 1,284]

Frosted strawberry, toasted. I also melt butter onto the non-frosted side.

[IGotWorms 3,297]

Not at all cuz theyre focking disgusting?

[IGotWorms 3,297]

On the counter in our kitchen they have a ton of stuff. Chips, pop tarts, nuts, candy, jerky, protein bars, oatmeal, etc etc. Its all for sale and the profits go to a different charity each month.

Like the Human Fund?

[NorthernVike 2,079]

I know it sounds weird but for some reason, it works.

[frank 2,144]

[NorthernVike 2,079]

 

 

 

 

[Reality 2,710]

On the counter in our kitchen they have a ton of stuff. Chips, pop tarts, nuts, candy, jerky, protein bars, oatmeal, etc etc. Its all for sale and the profits go to a different charity each month.

 

Same deal where I work, except no charities. The profits are used for catered lunches and silly in office competitions a few times a year, corn-hole tournaments, free throw contests, sh!t like that.

 

Oh yea, on subject... May have a pop-tart once every few years. Raw, until reading this thread, I forgot about these things being designed to fit into a toaster.

[edjr 5,546]

 

[dain11279 926]

Funny you brought this up. I had one on Saturday (brown sugar cinnamon) for the first time in years. Threw it in the microwave for 20 seconds because Im incredibly lazy and proceeded to get 3rd degree burns on my hand when I pulled it out, it was tasty though.

[vuduchile 1,940]

These pickled cucumbers onions and peppers are somehow way less satisfying after reading this thread.

[mobb_deep 917]

I take them out of the box and give them to my 6 y/o for breakfast.

[edjr 5,546]

why aren't you fucks voting

[Big Guy 1,400]

why aren't you fucks voting

 

because there isn't a BOAF option

[Cruzer 1,992]

Never liked them - then again, I don't like sweets or pastry type stuff.

[NorthernVike 2,079]

why aren't you fucks voting

You didn't make the pole public

[mobb_deep 917]

No Toaster Struddle option!!!! Ratsass!

[Bier Meister 1,512]

both.

 

go for the chocolate, vanilla latte, chocolate mocha

[Djgb13 2,338]

Toasted. And I usually get the strawberry. However, Im not above eating them non toasted if theres no toaster