Well, it finally happened. I could not keep it up. Am officially getting older.

[tanatastic 2,061]

34yrs old, never had a problem in the bedroom. Last night with the wife it was all good, having sex normally with no problems. Eventually moved to put a jimmy on for the finale since she is not on the pill now at this time. Lost the mojo, couldnt get it back and ended in failure. Has never happened to me before and I am not happy. Friend laughed and said welcome to the club.

[edjr 5,562]

You use a Jimmy with your wife?

 

She doesn't make me wear one

 

Oh, now it makes sense

[Mungwater 588]

Jesus.. Haven't worn a condom since high school..

[edjr 5,562]

Jesus.. Haven't worn a condom since high school..

 

me neither@ and I bang coke whores

[kilroy69 994]

I would never ever wear a condom with my Fiance. If I have to wear a condom with her I might as well be banging sluts again. So you had a rough time in transition to the condom. That is her fault for not being on something.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Was Whiskey involved?

[tanatastic 2,061]

Was Whiskey involved?

No, otherwise I would have understood.

 

I would never ever wear a condom with my Fiance. If I have to wear a condom with her I might as well be banging sluts again. So you had a rough time in transition to the condom. That is her fault for not being on something.

I even specifically said in the post that I wore it because she is not on the pill right now. It was not in transition, I was after putting it on and getting down for awhile.

 

Plus women cant be trusted to take a pill every day at the same time, thats too much responsibility. Of the 3 times I have gotten girls pregnant, they all had the same story, "I was on the pill, I swear! It must have failed!." Wrong, it doesnt fail, you failed to take it. Thank god I have no kids.

[kilroy69 994]

You got to get her on an IUD man. My gf has one that has copper in it and it never fails.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Stick it in her ass

[tanatastic 2,061]

You got to get her on an IUD man. My gf has one that has copper in it and it never fails.

She tried one but it kept bothering her inside so she had it removed. This was not supposed to be a birth control thread...I regret even mentioning that part cuz you morons always cling to the unimportant part of posts. The point is I couldnt keep it up for the first time.

[kilroy69 994]

Stick it in her ass

That works excellent as a form of BC. That is how we kept from getting pregnant before she was on the IUD.

[kilroy69 994]

She tried one but it kept bothering her inside so she had it removed. This was not supposed to be a birth control thread...I regret even mentioning that part. The point is I couldnt keep it up for the first time.

somehow you are surprised that topics here tend to stray from the original intent? How long have you been here again?

[BLS 313]

Been there...done that.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

That works excellent as a form of BC. That is how we kept from getting pregnant before she was on the IUD.

 

I also found that it helped her decide that her taking control of the birth control decision was in her best interests.

[dain11279 927]

Don't take it too rough. She's probably just ugly.

[tanatastic 2,061]

That works excellent as a form of BC. That is how we kept from getting pregnant before she was on the IUD.

Can cause uti from that nasty bacteria. Plus I always fear smearing the deep in there poop on the bedspread.

[tanatastic 2,061]

Don't take it too rough. She's probably just ugly.

Even if she was, I have kept it up with plenty of ugly chicks.

[Mookz 1,287]

What did she say? Did it end there or did you do other stuff?

[Djgb13 2,338]

Take the dam condom off. You're not 16 anymore.

[fandandy 3,311]

Time to change it's name to Mr Floppy.

[edjr 5,562]

Take the dam condom off. You're not 16 anymore. Like I am

knew it!

[Mookz 1,287]

Time to change it's name to Mr Floppy.

 

tanasaddic

[Mungwater 588]

Tell her your internet friends said you need to hit that raw...

 

her snatch will be as dry as the Sahara

[Hardcore troubadour 12,630]

Only sailors use comdoms. And they should, they go from port to port, filthy beggars

[tanatastic 2,061]

Ok I made edits to be more clear. I dont wear the condom the whole time dummys, we bang as long as we want then I use the rubber for the finish only. For like 1 min. Christ almighty.

[Mookz 1,287]

Ok I made edits to be more clear. I dont wear the condom the whole time dummys, we bang as long as we want then I use the rubber for the finish only. For like 1 min. Christ almighty.

 

That kind of makes it worse...you should have been totally primed by then.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Ok I made edits to be more clear. I dont wear the condom the whole time dummys, we bang as long as we want then I use the rubber for the finish only. For like 1 min. Christ almighty.

 

What is the purpose of that? Why don't you just get her off and then pull out and spray all over her? Or in your case, dribble weakly.

[tanatastic 2,061]

 

What is the purpose of that? Why don't you just get her off and then pull out and spray all over her?

Pull out is too risky. I really really hate children. Plus I only wish I could spray anymore. Pathetic 2 gobber at best, with a mini rope if I am lucky. Back in the day I was like spiderman.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Pull out is too risky. I really really hate children.

 

You know that you can still get her pregnant even if you don't finish in there. Right?

[tanatastic 2,061]

 

You know that you can still get her pregnant even if you don't finish in there. Right?

Yea but...eh odds are low enough for me on pre ejaculate to not worry. Except now you jinxed me.

[edjr 5,562]

I found a statue of Taint

 

http://www.decorarconarte.com/WebRoot/StoreES2/Shops/61552482/5469/CF5D/EF5D/BC74/42A8/C0A8/2BBC/62E5/Escultura-Adonis-Di-17-551_m.JPG

[Mungwater 588]

The only thing more pathetic than wearing a condom with your wife is putting one on for the finish..

 

When our guys are feeling extra kinky do you get your gums scraped while getting it on?

[edjr 5,562]

The only thing more pathetic than wearing a condom with your wife is putting one on for the finish..

 

When our guys are feeling extra kinky do you get your gums scraped while getting it on?

 

They have a kinky thing going on. When he's done, she makes him drink it from the condom

[TheNewGirl 1,028]

If you really really hate children and you're 34, you should look into vasectomy.

[tanatastic 2,061]

I found a statue of Taint

 

http://www.decorarconarte.com/WebRoot/StoreES2/Shops/61552482/5469/CF5D/EF5D/BC74/42A8/C0A8/2BBC/62E5/Escultura-Adonis-Di-17-551_m.JPG

Im a grower, not a shower. Last night I wasnt even a grower...

[Mungwater 588]

If you really really hate children and you're 34, you should look into vasectomy.

Typical TNG, vas deferens Shaming again

[IGotWorms 3,310]

34yrs old, never had a problem in the bedroom. Last night with the wife it was all good, having sex normally with no problems. Eventually moved to put a jimmy on for the finale since she is not on the pill now at this time. Lost the mojo, couldnt get it back and ended in failure. Has never happened to me before and I am not happy. Friend laughed and said welcome to the club.

Welcome to the club!

 

Actually it's kinda funny, first time that happened to me that wasn't 'cause of the drink was two years ago, when I was ... 34. Guess that's the magic age.

 

Hell I'll probably be popping Viagra before I'm 40.

[IGotWorms 3,310]

If you really really hate children and you're 34, you should look into vasectomy.

Yeah this is good advice. No brainer, really.

[edjr 5,562]

If you really really hate children and you're 34, you should look into vasectomy.

 

I hated children when I was 34, even 39, had I done what you suggest, I wouldn't have this little dream.

 

http://s33.postimg.org/ns681bdtb/Ethan_May_20_2016.jpg

[IGotWorms 3,310]

 

I hated children when I was 34, even 39, had I done what you suggest, I wouldn't have this little dream.

 

http://s33.postimg.org/ns681bdtb/Ethan_May_20_2016.jpg

The fact that you would have been unable to procreate is an argument for vasectomies