Sperm off. How long will you let your kids live in your house?

[NorthernVike 2,080]

30?

[fandandy 3,311]

Nobody lives with their parents until they are 30. What are you, crazy?

[Strike 3,956]

I made this easy. No kids.

[Strike 3,956]

Nobody lives with their parents until they are 30. What are you, crazy?

 

Except the Asians.

[edjr 5,556]

until I die

[TimmySmith 2,782]

My goal is to live in his house.

[edjr 5,556]

My goal is to live in his house.

 

 

Hopefully he'll bring plenty of decent looking tail home to ogle.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

 

 

Hopefully he'll bring plenty of decent looking tail home to ogle.

That hole in the bathroom wall will come in handy.

[fandandy 3,311]

I would let my daughter live with me for as long as she wanted as long as she was in college or working in her career. It would give her a chance to save. I'd expect her to help with bills though.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Id say thru a year or two after college. After a year or two graduated from college...time to gtfoh.

[Mike Honcho 4,014]

My parents brought me to the woods when I was 6 and told me to be free, worked out all right I guess.

[edjr 5,556]

My parents brought me to the woods when I was 6 and told me to be free, worked out all right I guess.

 

Indian tribe named you snowflake?

[Mike Honcho 4,014]

 

Indian tribe named you snowflake?

 

 

No smartazz, it's Hidden Tears that Pouts.

[GuardBum 73]

20 Year old is gone. 22 is still here but has autism. There are exceptions. I do hope that he'll have his own in-law apartment or live within a few miles of me at least until he is in a relationship we know will help take care of... not him... but his life. There are just some things he'll always need help with as it doesn't seem to be in his capacity to handle alone.

[vuduchile 1,941]

Good question really.

 

I like the idea of having my kids around, but they need to learn independence at some point.

 

They can stay thru college and maybe a couple years after if theyre working, saving and paying student loans.

 

But if theyre just loafing around, and not actively advancing their careers, theyll need to get their own place.

 

My wife has an idiot cousin who still lives with his parents at the age of 45. Loser, addict, gambling job hopper whose parents just keep propping him up.

 

They go to their place in Scottsdale for the winter while he stays at their place in Chicago. Every summer they come back and do the dance about him needing to get his sh!t together and get out, but it never happens.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Not sure what will happen with my kids, but my guess is that I will find out. I see what happens with neighbors and friends. 24/25 is not uncommon now.

 

My parents moved before I was even out of high school, so I did not have an option.

[edjr 5,556]

My wife has an idiot cousin who still lives with his parents at the age of 45. Loser, addict, gambling job hopper whose parents just keep propping him up.

 

 

 

my best friend from child hood is 46 and still lives at home.

 

hasn't worked in over 10 years. he completely disrespected his parents and grandmother growing up. Hasn't changed.

 

looks exactly like the WOW guy from south park

 

http://southpark.cc.com/blog/2014/02/19/fan-question-does-the-fat-gamer-in-make-love-not-warcraft-have-a-name

[vuduchile 1,941]

 

my best friend from child hood is 46 and still lives at home.

 

hasn't worked in over 10 years. he completely disrespected his parents and grandmother growing up. Hasn't changed.

 

looks exactly like the WOW guy from south park

 

http://southpark.cc.com/blog/2014/02/19/fan-question-does-the-fat-gamer-in-make-love-not-warcraft-have-a-name

Ugh. We made the decision to ban fortnight and a severely limit our sons screen time last month. They get one hour per day during weeknights and 2 hours per day on weekends.

 

Amazing how creative and active they are without the focking video games and YouTube melting their brains.

 

Best idea my wife has had since she hosted the geek club gang bang.

[edjr 5,556]

Ugh. We made the decision to ban fortnight and a severely limit our sons screen time last month. They get one hour per day during weeknights and 2 hours per day on weekends.

 

Amazing how creative and active they are without the focking video games and YouTube melting their brains.

 

 

 

[Cruzer 1,992]

I've never had a kid......But I'm sure the compulsion to kick them to the street is brutally hard.

 

That being said if I had a daughter, she could stay forever... If I had a son, it would be my responsibility to turn him into a man - his ass would be out at 25, one way or the other.

[edjr 5,556]

I've never had a kid......But I'm sure the compulsion to kick them to the street is brutally hard.

 

That being said if I had a daughter, she could stay forever... If I had a son, it would be my responsibility to turn him into a man - his ass would be out at 25, one way or the other.

 

what if your son were drobeski? can only hide it so long

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

I was living with my mom, except it was my house and she was the one in the basement. She seems incapable of finding her own place, even though she is 55 and has all her faculties

[drobeski 3,061]

 

what if your son were drobeski? can only hide it so long

moved out at 16

Been living rent free in your head since about 30

[NorthernVike 2,080]

I was living with my mom, except it was my house and she was the one in the basement. She seems incapable of finding her own place, even though she is 55 and has all her faculties

Can size?

[Voltaire 4,556]

My goal is to live in his house.

My daughters are well equipped to Melania some rich guy should they want to go that route, but I'm not sure he'd want to have me hanging around the house.

[Voltaire 4,556]

 

My wife has an idiot cousin who still lives with his parents at the age of 45. Loser, addict, gambling job hopper whose parents just keep propping him up.

 

 

I didn't realize you were related to Adam.

[vuduchile 1,941]

 

I didn't realize you were related to Adam.

Hah. Their stories are pretty similar.

[Reality 2,710]

2 kids, prob mid 20's.

 

Times are different, I was out of the house at 18.

[GobbleDog 816]

22 is still here but has autism.

 

I told the wife before we had a kid (which I offered none, she wanted one, so we settled on one), that if we had one, we had to accept the idea of possibly taking care of her/him for the rest of their lives in case something went wrong. My daughter is now 8 and healthy... so far so good. But at least I was realistic about things.... I think some people never consider that possibility. Hell of a risk you take having kids.

 

 

I hate to admit it, but my older sister is 48 and still lives with my parents. Drug addict and total scumbag. We don't talk. I once asked my dad "why don't you kick her out and tell her to go to hell?" He said "Would you do that to your daughter?"

 

Yeah, I think I would. But I'm not as nice as my dad. I'm a pr*ck. Life has jaded me.

[jerryskids 5,190]

As Mike Tyson famously said, everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouf. Our plan is that the kids get a useful degree, job, and their own place. First kid, so far so good. We'll see with the others who might be more challenging.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

 

I told the wife before we had a kid (which I offered none, she wanted one, so we settled on one), that if we had one, we had to accept the idea of possibly taking care of her/him for the rest of their lives in case something went wrong. My daughter is now 8 and healthy... so far so good. But at least I was realistic about things.... I think some people never consider that possibility. Hell of a risk you take having kids.

 

 

I hate to admit it, but my older sister is 48 and still lives with my parents. Drug addict and total scumbag. We don't talk. I once asked my dad "why don't you kick her out and tell her to go to hell?" He said "Would you do that to your daughter?"

 

Yeah, I think I would. But I'm not as nice as my dad. I'm a pr*ck. Life has jaded me.

Oh, and even if they do move out, you have grandkids to worry about too.

 

My parents pay the private school tuition for both my niece and nephew. Something to the tune of $30k a year. They practically had the older one at the house full time as a baby, as my brother was off being a dj four nights a week.

 

Now my sister is having a kid. They will either need to move to a house in a better school district, or send the kid private. They can afford to do neither. Im sure theyll end up getting help, if not have the problem solved entirely.

 

Fun fact! Of myself, my brother, my sister, and their progeny, I am the only one to have a degree (I have two, the kids arent old enough yet.) of the five of us, I am by far the lowest on how much tuition was paid in their lifetimes.

[SUXBNME 1,324]

 

 

Hopefully he'll bring plenty of decent looking tail home to ogle.

If he takes after his father, I'd be very afraid to ogle said tail. Cup check would be in order for all before ogle

Just sayin

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

If he takes after his father, I'd be very afraid to ogle said tail. Cup check would be in order for all before ogle

Just sayin

Hell, if he pulls the same tail as his father, a geriatric three way is possible.

[SUXBNME 1,324]

Hell, if he pulls the same tail as his father, a geriatric three way is possible.

With coke...Always coke with that man