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My secretary always stares at me. She gave me a bag of lollipops for Christmas. Once in a while she comes in, grabs a lollipop, then sits and licks it while staring.

 

I feel violated.

 

#metoo

 

 

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it all started on my senior retreat at my all male catholic high school. late one night father ilikeboys came into my room to check in on me. tlak a little bit and he asks if i want a back rub. i decline and let him know it's time for him to leave.

 

the end

#notmetoodamnit

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I couldnt finish though so joke was on her :overhead:

I bet you made up for it on your honeymoon though? Yeah Boyeeee!

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I was working as a telemarketer at 18. Girl says, hey white boy, come over here. She was seated. I walk over to her, she grabs my junk, a full on grab, and then rubs her hand up to my chest. She goes, I just wanted to see what you were working with. It was pretty uncomfortable as the other employees stared at me.

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I was working as a telemarketer at 18. Girl says, hey white boy, come over here. She was seated. I walk over to her, she grabs my junk, a full on grab, and then rubs her hand up to my chest. She goes, I just wanted to see what you were working with. It was pretty uncomfortable as the other employees stared at me.

I'm hard. Thank you.

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My secretary always stares at me.

 

 

What's his name ?

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There was a ceepy guy at the park we used to play at. Big grassy park with a lake and a couple ball fields. He used to pay kids a dollar to show him their junk. No touching or anything... just show it to em. Lol

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Plastic surgeon Norman Rowe might specialize in “designer nipples,” but don’t poke fun — his business is reportedly booming, according to a feature published on The New York Post.

 

Rowe, who practices at Rowe Plastic Surgery on Park Avenue in NYC, says the women who seek his services are looking to change the firmness, shape and even color of their nipples, often in order to better highlight their breasts through their clothing.

 

“I think it would be really cool to just have protruding nipples all the time,” said one woman featured in the New York Post’s video.

http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2018/04/12/surgeon-specializing-in-designer-nipples-says-patients-want-kendall-jenner-look.html

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When i was like 6? I think....i was in a room with my dad. I dunno...maybe I shouldn’t air this out here....sigh....

 

But I was in this room with my dad and i noticed he had on this video on the television. Lot of guys on guys action, had these weird whistles all the time.

 

It was a Bears game......and ive been a fan since then....which is essentially like getting anal 16 times a year.

 

#metoo

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I was working as a telemarketer at 18. Girl says, hey white boy, come over here. She was seated. I walk over to her, she grabs my junk, a full on grab, and then rubs her hand up to my chest. She goes, I just wanted to see what you were working with. It was pretty uncomfortable as the other employees stared at me.

I was at the Exotic Erotic Halloween Ball in SF one year. I was about 18 at the time so about 1988/89. I'm dressed for the occasion, I had on a pair of boxers. So I'm walking around checking out the sights when this black chick walks up to me, sticks her hand in the fly of my boxers, grabs my d!ck and says "Oh, yeah. That's the real McCoy right there" and walks away. My friends got a good laugh at that one.

 

 

Side note: a couple of weeks after the party I see my Mom in the kitchen. She says "oh I'm glad you're here I wanted to show you something". She starts thumbing through a stack of pictures taken by a co-worker of her's at the Exotic, Erotic Ball. Sure enough, there I am, in nothing but a pair of boxers, standing next to none other than Nina Hartley, who was wearing even less than I was. Big sh!t eating grin on my face and a beer in my hand. My Mom and her co-workers got a good laugh at that one.

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Plastic surgeon Norman Rowe might specialize in “designer nipples,” but don’t poke fun — his business is reportedly booming, according to a feature published on The New York Post.

 

Rowe, who practices at Rowe Plastic Surgery on Park Avenue in NYC, says the women who seek his services are looking to change the firmness, shape and even color of their nipples, often in order to better highlight their breasts through their clothing.

 

“I think it would be really cool to just have protruding nipples all the time,” said one woman featured in the New York Post’s video.

http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2018/04/12/surgeon-specializing-in-designer-nipples-says-patients-want-kendall-jenner-look.html

 

Not sure why you posted this here, it should have its own thread. With pics. Lots of pics. :thumbsup:

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I had a female old lady boss that used to smack us on the asss as we walked by. Like routinely. We just chalked it up to Betty(her real name) being Betty. No one ever complained. No one ever filed a lawsuit.

 

I also woke up once to find a girl I DID NOT KNOW putting her hands down my pants. She was drunk and I just let her blow me. Never saw her before that or after that. But it was certainly not consensual to start.

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Does it count if she's my wife?

Otherwise I got nothing.

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Boss gave me elevator eyes and said, nice. #metoo

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Boss gave me elevator eyes and said, nice. #metoo

What's his name

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What's his name

 

Frank

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Frank

28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the world will end.

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28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the world will end.

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

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Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

I can do anything I want.

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28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the world will end.

 

Just wondering, do you post anything besides movie or song references? Any original thoughts? It's fine if you don't if you aren't comfortable with it. But I find that I need to google a lot of your posts, and I am increasingly feeling like it is a waste of time. :dunno:

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Just wondering, do you post anything besides movie or song references? Any original thoughts? It's fine if you don't if you aren't comfortable with it. But I find that I need to google a lot of your posts, and I am increasingly feeling like it is a waste of time. :dunno:

:rolleyes:

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Just wondering, do you post anything besides movie or song references? Any original thoughts? It's fine if you don't if you aren't comfortable with it. But I find that I need to google a lot of your posts, and I am increasingly feeling like it is a waste of time. :dunno:

 

Jeez jerry, that was pretty cvnty

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Just wondering, do you post anything besides movie or song references? Any original thoughts? It's fine if you don't if you aren't comfortable with it. But I find that I need to google a lot of your posts, and I am increasingly feeling like it is a waste of time. :dunno:

Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called and they're running out of you.

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I was a young corrections officer at the yellowstone county jail in billings, montana. I was working segregation, 23/1, and apparently there was some inmate on the second floor needed to be looked at by the nurse (old like 50's and so so looking) I was escourting her to the second floor, she walking behind me as I was going up the steps in my brown polyester slacks. Halfway up she grabs my ass cheek. Full on grab... I look back at her with a smile like.... wtf Harriet? She has this look on her face like she was aghast... "wtf did I just do". She starts stammering uhh I uhh.. I started laughing and said hope you got a good one... and we continued our walk.

 

Second time was was a cop... 2nd year I think... same ugly brown cop pants walking by one of our dispatchers... again... like 20 years older than me... as I walk by.. she too gives the old toocus a grab. Again.. I laughed and she seemed embarassed with herself and busted out laughings. Said she just had to see for herself it it was that firm.

 

Both times... I never said a word to anyone else.. just laughed and thought.. well sh!t... apparently I'm cougar bait.

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i think frank just got a metoo moment from skids

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Yeah, I don't know why I posted that. Probably because I was drinking and feeling ornery for some reason. Also because Frank posts a sh1t-ton of movie quotes as if they are regular posts. Anyway, sorry Frank. :cheers:

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I was Analy raped by my aunt at the San Antonio Zoo on a cold winters day in 1972. We were watching the bears and oilers game play out in the play pen.. Swear to God she looks just like Ann Coulter. .

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