supermike80 1,285 Posted February 16, 2017 She heard it was chilly out and went inside and got a bowl. Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted February 16, 2017 Her blood type is gravy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,877 Posted February 16, 2017 She jumped up in the air and got stuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo momma so fat when she sat down at Walmart she lowered the prices. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo momma so far her shadow weighs 43lbs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo momma so fat her belt size is equator 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,321 Posted February 16, 2017 I'm sorry that your mother has a weight problem, Supermike I hope that you are doing your best to try and help her through this. The best way to help her is to be as positive as you can but be firm. (unlike your mom) How often does she graze? Also, when she does, is it heathy robust grass or just the standard weeds that look like grass? This is important Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
giraldi02 470 Posted February 16, 2017 Let's get off mommas...because I just got off yours Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted February 16, 2017 1997 wants their jokes back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted February 16, 2017 1997 wants their jokes back Already read 2 here ive never heard. So yay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo mamma so fat even bunny wouldn't fock her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted February 16, 2017 She jumped up in the air and got stuck. Amazingly enough I've never heard this one before. And I lol'd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo momma so fat that when KFC asked her what size bucket of chicken she wanted she said the one on the sign. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ToadSprocket 12 Posted February 16, 2017 so fat .... that she got other mamas orbiting around her Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot outta Washington's nose. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo momma's so fat she doesn't need the internet cuz she's already world wide Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,877 Posted February 16, 2017 Your momma's so fat that she's at an increased risk of heart disease. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot outta Washington's nose. This one made me laugh out loud. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,947 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo momma's so fat she doesn't need the internet cuz she's already world wide Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted February 16, 2017 Your mother has the weight problems so severely that doctors tell her she should eat more of the fruits and the vegetables. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted February 16, 2017 Your mommas so fat I took her christmas picture and its still printing!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted February 16, 2017 Her diet pills say m&m Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted February 16, 2017 She jumped up in the air and got stuck. Ha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted February 16, 2017 Your mommas so fat I took her christmas picture and its still printing!! Yeah? Well yo momma's so fat that when she gets on the scale it says ....to be continued. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo momma's so fat that when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo momma's so fat her birfday is the entire month of May. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo momma so fat she gave Dracula diabetes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo momma so fat penultimate won't shut up about the time he had to ride out a storm in an igloo on her south summit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo momma so fat edjr has to walk around her because his scooter ain't got enough battery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo momma so fat Trump's going to have her sit on the border instead of building a wall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo momma so fat Trump's going to have her sit on the border instead of building a wall. Yo momma so fat Trump used her to balance the trade deficit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo momma so fat Trump used her to balance the trade deficit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo momma so fat posty knows who she is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo momma so fat Edjr needs footage from both security cameras to prove she robbed him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo momma so fat Edjr needs footage from both security cameras to prove she robbed him. Hahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,909 Posted February 16, 2017 Yo mamma so fat even bunny wouldn't fock her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted February 16, 2017 Yeah? Well yo momma's so fat that when she gets on the scale it says ....to be continued. yo momma's so fat that when she gets on the scale it says one at a time please 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted March 23, 2017 Yo momma house so nasty you take your shoes off before you go outside. (I just made that up and that sh1t is funny) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted March 23, 2017 Yo momma's so fat she doesn't need the internet cuz she's already world wide Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,588 Posted March 23, 2017 The mommas so fat she made a freight train take a dirt road. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites