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#41 vuduchile

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Posted 23 March 2017 - 01:09 PM

Yo momma's so poor, she has to put her Popeyes order on layaway.

#42 vuduchile

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Posted 23 March 2017 - 01:13 PM

Yo momma's so poor, they rob her house for practice.

#43 tanatastic

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Posted 23 March 2017 - 01:16 PM

Yo mommas so poor even her fake GC backstory makes less than the median avg for her area.

I can't think of anyone better to run the country than a reality TV, business mogul blowhard. Apparently, neither could the democrats.


#44 dain11279

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Posted 23 March 2017 - 01:24 PM

Yo momma's so poor, they rob her house for practice.


:D

You're good at copying and pasting these

This thread is gayer than my dad.


#45 tanatastic

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Posted 23 March 2017 - 02:51 PM

Yo momma house so nasty you take your shoes off before you go outside.  
 
(I just made that up and that sh1t is funny)

@Sux- Really?

I can't think of anyone better to run the country than a reality TV, business mogul blowhard. Apparently, neither could the democrats.


#46 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 02:13 AM

Yo mommas so fat, when I Fock her, I gotta roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Yo mommas so fat, when she joined weight watchers, they had to buy a helecopter to watch it all.

Yo mommas so fat she buys baseball stadium tarps for clothes.

#47 hdaddy

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 04:52 AM

Yo mother is so overweight that the horse on her polo shirt is real

#48 fandandy

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 06:49 AM

Yo momma so broke she use coupons at garage sales.



#49 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 07:18 AM

Yo momma's so fat, we she sits around the house, she sits around the house.


Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

#50 fandandy

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 07:39 AM

Yo momma so fat when she swim in the ocean they close the beach due to high tide.



#51 vuduchile

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 08:47 AM

Yo momma's so stupid she believes sh!t she reads at the Geek Club.

#52 vuduchile

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 08:48 AM

Yo momma's so slutty she has edjr and kilroy on speed dial.

#53 Mookz

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 11:02 AM

Yo momma's so fat, we she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

 

Wonder why that one became the standard when it doesn't even really make sense.  :dunno:



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Posted 24 March 2017 - 11:16 AM

 

Wonder why that one became the standard when it doesn't even really make sense.  :dunno:

 

Think of a big fat woman who is so big that she can engulf an entire house by sitting on top of it. 


Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

#55 fandandy

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 12:17 PM

Your momma so ugly when dogs meet her they sniff her face.



#56 Mookz

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 12:19 PM

 

Think of a big fat woman who is so big that she can engulf an entire house by sitting on top of it. 

 

Yeah, I guess that's it.  It's just not the image that springs to mind for me.  <_<



#57 fandandy

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 12:21 PM

Your momma so fat that when your daddy ate her edible underwear he had leftovers for a week.



#58 vuduchile

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 12:22 PM

Your momma's so skanky Magic almost gave her AIDs but AIDs refused to go.

#59 joneo

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 01:07 PM

Your Momma is so fat, but Newbie would still eat her ass out. 


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If they held another election on November 9th, Trump would have lost the popular by 10 million and the electoral in a landslide. So many people didn't bother voting because the media was telling them Clinton was a lock by 10 points. And Trump's approval rating dropped from 47% to 37% just in the weeks between the election and inauguration.  Unless he can get someone to reign him in, I doubt he'll survive the four years, let alone any chance at being reelected.

 

 

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#60 DankNuggs

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 01:24 PM

....she hung out with Kilroy, and now she huuungry


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#61 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 01:39 PM

 

Yeah, I guess that's it.  It's just not the image that springs to mind for me.  <_<

 

It's all the in the delivery. 


Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.