cyclone24 1,814 Posted November 15, 2017 http://www.dailywire.com/news/23574/famed-explorer-looking-lost-tribe-headhunters-has-hank-berrien?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_content=062316-news&utm_campaign=benshapiro Do what you do jackals....pun away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted November 15, 2017 Perchance they found him a better job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted November 15, 2017 You know why he goes exploring alone? There can be only one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted November 15, 2017 https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f4/86/44/f48644be900560fad4eda418b5669215.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 15, 2017 The tribe had Eggs Benedict that morning with a side of English sausage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 15, 2017 Too bad he wasn't Barry Allen or he could have outran them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted November 15, 2017 He said we all hear from him around mid November. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted November 15, 2017 I'm totally flashing to like 5 minutes before the guy shows up. There's like one guy with a bone through his nose screaming at everyone. Quick! That British idiots back! Get rid of all of our s***! And you see you guys still wearing their Call of Duty headsets throwing their Xboxes and flat screen TVs and cell phones under Bushes and behind trees and stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMMensaMind 459 Posted November 15, 2017 I fear he's in hot water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted November 15, 2017 Taste great...less filling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted November 15, 2017 He said we all hear from him around mid November. Yeah, he's probably fine. Let's not lose our heads over this thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted November 15, 2017 Fake..Trying to drum up interest. The Yaifo are one of the last people on the entire planet who are out of contact with our interconnected world. . Last time, the Yaifo greeted me with a terrifying show of strength, an energetic dance featuring their bows and arrows. On this occasion who knows if the Yaifo will do the same. Nor do I have an obvious means of returning to the outside world, which is somewhat worrying, especially at my advanced age. Either I must paddle down river for a week or so – or enlist the help of the Yaifo, as I did last time. So, if this website or my Twitter account falls more than usually silent – I’m due back mid-November – it’s because I am still out there somewhere. So, don’t bother to call or text! Just like the good old days, I won’t be taking a satellite phone, GPS or companion. Or anything else much. Because this is how I do my journeys of exploration. I grow older but no wiser, it seems. OHHH the drama!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted November 15, 2017 send digby to rescue him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted November 15, 2017 If he needs clothes, maybe Alias Detective can bring him a "pretty red dress" to wear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted November 15, 2017 He's probably got himself a face full of National Geographic tube sock titties right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted November 15, 2017 Not a big fan of the Ford Explorer, I doubt anybody would really miss it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted November 15, 2017 I'm always looking for head Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old School 360 Posted November 15, 2017 Everyone enjoys a little head Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,558 Posted November 15, 2017 He disagreed with something that ate him. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMMensaMind 459 Posted November 15, 2017 He disagreed with something that ate him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted November 15, 2017 He disagreed with something that ate him. That's funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted November 16, 2017 If he needs clothes, maybe Alias Detective can bring him a "pretty red dress" to wear. Not a fan of Africans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted November 16, 2017 Found alive and well.....shocker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted November 16, 2017 Why would you not have a satellite text message device, they only cost around 10 dollars a month and you can communicate anywhere in the world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted November 17, 2017 Why would you not have a satellite text message device, they only cost around 10 dollars a month and you can communicate anywhere in the world. I'm sure he,did Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,558 Posted November 17, 2017 Why would you not have a satellite text message device, they only cost around 10 dollars a month and you can communicate anywhere in the world. Because cheating ruins the thrill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,915 Posted November 17, 2017 Wonder if they buttered his English muffin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,558 Posted November 17, 2017 Found alive and well.....shocker Yes... https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/16/benedict-allen-british-explorer-benedict-allen-found-alive-in-papua-new-guinea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted November 17, 2017 Wonder if they buttered his English muffin? Oh, I guarantee they aint the only ones hunting for head out there. Its like the joke. One day, an African tribes woman gives birth to a white baby. The villagers immediately go get the anthropologist, and are about to kill him. The chief asks if he has anything to say to himself. The man points at a nearby flock of sheep. Look, he says. A white sheep gave birth to a black lamb! The miracles of nature are inexplicable! The chief pulls the man aside, and says, tell you what, you shut up about that black sheep, Ill keep quiet about the white baby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites