Djgb13 2,338 Posted April 20, 2017 Any of you get this? I know some company's are offering it to dads and I think it's a great idea. Military offered it but it was less time than the mom got. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted April 20, 2017 Real Dads don't take maternity leave. They bite through the umbilical cord, kiss the wife and baby then get their a$$ back to work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted April 20, 2017 Paid or unpaid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted April 20, 2017 Real men wait till they're retired to have kids. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted April 20, 2017 I get 1 week paid, i just talked with my manager about this today to let him know that my wife's due date is coming up. But to be honest, I will still probably work 20 hours. My inlaw's will be here and i do not want to fall to far behind at work. Paternity leave isnt vacation and newborns are no fun, don't get my wrong my 2 year old daughter is a blast, but a newborn just poops, cries, and eats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted April 20, 2017 Real men wait till they're retired to have kids. That made me lol...very nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted April 20, 2017 That made me lol...very nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,624 Posted April 20, 2017 Real men wait till they're retired to have kids. Real men keep their woman satisfied and their marriage intact. They don't cut and run when the going gets tough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted April 20, 2017 Real men keep their woman satisfied and their marriage intact. Didnt you say that was like 3 times a year? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,624 Posted April 20, 2017 Didnt you say that was like 3 times a year? No. Did you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted April 20, 2017 Didnt you say that was like 3 times a year? That is only in a cuckold situation for Mrs. HT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted April 20, 2017 nope my mistake it was raiderhaters.... carry on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted April 20, 2017 Lolol. Rough night for HT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 20, 2017 Real men keep their woman satisfied and their marriage intact. They don't cut and run when the going gets tough. Die already. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,624 Posted April 20, 2017 Lolol. Rough night for HT I'm great. My wife and my kids are sleeping under my roof. Love it. What's going on in the apartment? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,624 Posted April 20, 2017 Die already. What do you think wil get you? Your fat ass will fall through the ice, or you'll keel over at your desk because your ass is so fat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 20, 2017 What do you think wil get you? Your fat ass will fall through the ice, or you'll keel over at your desk because your ass is so fat? And here I thought only newbie had an ass fetish. Phag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 544 Posted April 20, 2017 Yeah, I had paternity leave when my kids were born....it was called vacation time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,191 Posted April 20, 2017 In the mid-90s when my son was born, I asked about paternity leave. The answer I got: "when you shiot a bowling ball out of your ass, we can discuss it." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12th Man 884 Posted April 20, 2017 I'm great. My wife and my kids are sleeping under my roof. Love it. What's going on in the apartment?He's making chili and buying some wine coolers in preparation for a "special" night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted April 20, 2017 Real men wait till they're retired to have kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,556 Posted April 20, 2017 When I started we got 1 week paid leave, we get 3 now. I'd like one more, but unless my current baby momma wants to have one, it won't happen. (I hope) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted April 20, 2017 I took the better part of a week of both times but worked from the hospital. I don't have the luxury of alot of delegation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
