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Which QB will be benched/retire first?

Which QB will be benched/retire first?  

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  1. 1. Which QB will be benched/retire first?

    • Tom Brady
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    • Jimmy Garoppolo
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NFL player Jimmy Garoppolo spotted with porn star Kiara Mia

 

 

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/07/20/nfl-player-jimmy-garoppolo-spotted-with-porn-star-kiara-mia-causing-twitter-frenzy.html

 

 

 

San Francisco 49ers quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo created a firestorm on Twitter after he was spotted out with porn star Kiara Mia on Wednesday night.
Photographs snapped the pair dining at the Avra restaurant in Beverly Hills, Calif., according to TMZ.
Mia also suggested something may have been going on between the two at the Four Season’s Hotel Beverly Hills when she tagged an Instagram post from the location.
The reported date launched a firestorm of tweets aimed at Garoppolo.
Mia is a porn star who spoofed the famous E! series “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” in 2015, according to TMZ.
Garoppolo joined the 49ers in a trade from the New England Patriots last season. He signed a five-year, $137.5 million contract with the team in February and has yet to lose a game in his professional career.

 

 

 

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Guys who date porn stars must be cucks.

 

These chicks are not meant to be dated. They're strictly whacking fodder.

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Guys who date porn stars must be cucks.

 

These chicks are not meant to be dated. They're strictly whacking fodder.

 

dude gets paid and then takes a porn star out in public.

 

what a toolbag

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dude gets paid and then takes a porn star out in public.

 

what a toolbag

That's what I'm saying. He could have a million other non-porn star skanks, but he has to waltz around town with the girl who's had a thousand and a half d!cks in her. He must get off on it. No other explanation for it.

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what a toolbag

You can take the boy out of New England but you can't take the New England out of the boy. :P

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You can take the boy out of New England but you can't take the New England out of the boy. :P

 

I think Jimmy G is from Chicago though ;)

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your girlfriend

 

:first:

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Better beard... Super model or porn star?

 

That the real reason TB12 wanted JG out of New England? they did a little hanky panky and JG wanted to stop.

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I googled her. Not even close to being hot. She's hooge too

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I googled her. Not even close to being hot. She's hooge too

 

i did too, happened to see her without makeup. :cry:

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your girlfriend

I still dont get it.

I'm out of the loop on hipster lingo.

 

Your wife have a beard?

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I still dont get it.

A beard is slang for a woman that a gay guy pretends to be dating so that people dont know hes gay.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Like your girlfriend.

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A beard is slang for a woman that a gay guy pretends to be dating so that people dont know hes gay.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Like your girlfriend.

I knew I could count on you to clarify.

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She must can suck a mean d1ck

 

fat - check

porn star - check

 

 

That's a lock

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I think Jimmy G is from Chicago though ;)

But he learned to be a toolbag in New England. ;)

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From the porn vids of her I watched, anything he wants. I agree he can do better, I guess that’s just his type.

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From the porn vids of her I watched, anything he wants. I agree he can do better, I guess that’s just his type.

 

He's paying her even more than she would get for a film too

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fat - check

porn star - check

 

 

That's a lock

I mean Ive had some good bjs in my day but to be seen in public with her she has to have a PhD in cack sucking

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And heres the real question. Would you fock a porn star? Put me down for hell yea. I know the porn industry is real strict when it comes to STDs so you dont have too much to worry about. That being said, no way in hell im hitting it raw. But would I smash? Lord knows I would

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And heres the real question. Would you fock a porn star? Put me down for hell yea. I know the porn industry is real strict when it comes to STDs so you dont have too much to worry about. That being said, no way in hell im hitting it raw. But would I smash? Lord knows I would

 

Would I as constituted fock a porn star? Fock yes.

 

Would I, if I signed a 153 million dollar contract and looked like Jimmy G fock a porn star? Fock yes, but would NEVER, EVER be seen with her in public. Like focking a fat chick when you;re young. "why do you never want to go anywhere" because you're a gross cow

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And heres the real question. Would you fock a porn star? Put me down for hell yea. I know the porn industry is real strict when it comes to STDs so you dont have too much to worry about. That being said, no way in hell im hitting it raw. But would I smash? Lord knows I would

Hell yes. More likely to catch something from the slut at the bar than you are from a pro who gets tested regularly.

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Hell yes. More likely to catch something from the slut at the bar than you are from a pro who gets tested regularly.

 

:thumbsup:

 

Porn star gets a VD nowadays, they are done.

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Hell yes. More likely to catch something from the slut at the bar than you are from a pro who gets tested regularly.

How about Craig's list?

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How about Craig's list?

More likely. But not anymore since they shut down all the personals sections.

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More likely. But not anymore since they shut down all the personals sections.

 

Now you have to look under "services"

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Now you have to look under "services"

Nah it’s all dried up. They removed the massage services section even.

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Would I as constituted fock a porn star? Fock yes.

 

 

Sounds good in theory but I bet shed be all stretched out and hanging like sleeve of wizard. Probably feels like sticking your d1ck in a bowl of warm pudding.

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Sounds good in theory but I bet shed be all stretched out and hanging like sleeve of wizard. Probably feels like sticking your d1ck in a bowl of warm pudding.

 

Feels like that even if she's a virgin :cry:

 

and I'm not sure I'd need to fock her. SOme good skull would be dandy

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Sounds good in theory but I bet shed be all stretched out and hanging like sleeve of wizard. Probably feels like sticking your d1ck in a bowl of warm pudding.

But who the fock takes the warm pudding out in public afterwards?

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