edjr 5,563 Posted December 30, 2018 My father hates attention and doesn't even want a party for his 70th. he thinks he's just coming over to have dinner. We have about 20+ people coming. I was thinking of hiring a belly dancer. ideas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted December 30, 2018 Hookers and blow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted December 30, 2018 Hookers and blow That was for his 69th Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,485 Posted December 30, 2018 My father hates attention and doesn't even want a party for his 70th. he thinks he's just coming over to have dinner. We have about 20+ people coming. I was thinking of hiring a belly dancer. ideas? Why do you hate your father? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted December 30, 2018 Well it all depends what your dad is really like...will he get up and walk out or can you have fun at his expense. Personally..I think you should roast him. The last time he got it up...carter was president Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,563 Posted December 30, 2018 Well it all depends what your dad is really like...will he get up and walk out or can you have fun at his expense. Personally..I think you should roast him. He won't get up and walk out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted December 30, 2018 He won't get up and walk out. Then go balls deep...great roast...belly dancer...slip a viagra in his drink Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted December 30, 2018 Make your mom proud Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted December 30, 2018 Then go balls deep...great roast...belly dancer...slip a viagra in his drink Hire that annoying Michael Rappaport guy everyone in Boston seems to like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 30, 2018 Depends That's the only thing I'm looking forward to about getting old. Being able to sh1t on the couch is gonna be pretty awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 30, 2018 Prepaid funeral. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted December 30, 2018 That's the only thing I'm looking forward to about getting old. Being able to sh1t on the couch is gonna be pretty awesome. You dont need to be old for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted December 30, 2018 An 8 ball and an Asian prostitute Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 544 Posted December 30, 2018 Fentanyl and Narcan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
