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I'm currently watching How it's Made. According to Vatican law, altar candles have to contain 66% beeswax.

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I will start

 

If someone orders a butt plug, there is a 53% chance they are a Republican.

 

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That's the only way they can get Democrats to shut up

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The slogan on New Hampshire license plates is "Live Free or Die," these license plates are manufactured by prisoners in the state prison in Concord.

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Your middle finger's nail grows the fastest

Wow. I should be famous.

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That's the only way they can get Democrats to shut up

 

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That's Gold Jerry, Gold!

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Prior to being President, Andrew Jackson dueled a man known to be an excellent marksman. Jackson showed up with an over-sized coat and 12 paces later they both spun around... Jackson just stood there. The other man quickly shot and hit Jackson in the shoulder. Witnesses say they thought he missed because Jackson didn't move. But then he slowly raised his pistol taking careful aim and shot him in the belly. The man died a couple hours later. Doctors couldn't take the bullet out of Jackson - too close to his heart. Caused him health problems rest of his life.

 

The duel was about disparaging articles, following bad blood over a horse race bet.

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Prior to being President, Andrew Jackson dueled a man known to be an excellent marksman. Jackson showed up with an over-sized coat and 12 paces later they both spun around... Jackson just stood there. The other man quickly shot and hit Jackson in the shoulder. Witnesses say they thought he missed because Jackson didn't move. But then he slowly raised his pistol taking careful aim and shot him in the belly. The man died a couple hours later. Doctors couldn't take the bullet out of Jackson - too close to his heart. Caused him health problems rest of his life.

 

The duel was about disparaging articles, following bad blood over a horse race bet.

We should still have dueling. Society would be much more civil.

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Closing Time by Semisonic is about child birth, not closing down a bar.

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Allan Robertson was the 1st golfer to break 80 on the Old Course.

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A platypus sweats milk. I'm not sure what makes a platypus sweat, but when they do, it's milk.

 

Prior to being President, Andrew Jackson dueled a man known to be an excellent marksman. Jackson showed up with an over-sized coat and 12 paces later they both spun around... Jackson just stood there. The other man quickly shot and hit Jackson in the shoulder. Witnesses say they thought he missed because Jackson didn't move. But then he slowly raised his pistol taking careful aim and shot him in the belly. The man died a couple hours later. Doctors couldn't take the bullet out of Jackson - too close to his heart. Caused him health problems rest of his life.

 

The duel was about disparaging articles, following bad blood over a horse race bet.

 

Jackson had a parrot he taught to curse and it had to be removed from his funeral because it wouldn't stop swearing. :pointstosky:

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Prior to being President, Andrew Jackson dueled a man known to be an excellent marksman. Jackson showed up with an over-sized coat and 12 paces later they both spun around... Jackson just stood there. The other man quickly shot and hit Jackson in the shoulder. Witnesses say they thought he missed because Jackson didn't move. But then he slowly raised his pistol taking careful aim and shot him in the belly. The man died a couple hours later. Doctors couldn't take the bullet out of Jackson - too close to his heart. Caused him health problems rest of his life.

 

The duel was about disparaging articles, following bad blood over a horse race bet.

 

I thought you were going to say his coat was stuffed with phone books, or something.

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The Binturong's (also known as the Bearcat) butt hole smells like popcorn.

 

100% legit true

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