supermike80 1,285 Posted April 13, 2018 Also not really... USA TODAY: Here's how many years alcohol takes off your life https://usat.ly/2qth2K1 Now for me....if having a few extra drinks throughout my life means I might live a few years less. Which are probably not the best years anyway.....im in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted April 13, 2018 Ha ha, I will live longer than all of you... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 13, 2018 Ha ha, I will live longer than all of you... Enjoy shitting yourself in the old folks home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted April 13, 2018 Enjoy shitting yourself in the old folks home and smearing it on your roommate Fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted April 13, 2018 Enjoy shitting yourself in the old folks home. Already am... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 13, 2018 Already am... That would explain why you never go out and do things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted April 13, 2018 No it doesn’t and there’s no way to prove it if it did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,911 Posted April 13, 2018 Enjoy shitting yourself in the old folks home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted April 13, 2018 Also not really... USA TODAY: Here's how many years alcohol takes off your life https://usat.ly/2qth2K1 Now for me....if having a few extra drinks throughout my life means I might live a few years less. Which are probably not the best years anyway.....im in Nobody is trying to deny you a few drinks - regular consumption (or frequent binges) over the years is the issue. And drinking too much doesn't necessarily shorten the suffering you'll endure at the end of life; it shortens the time you are healthy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 13, 2018 blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted April 13, 2018 Nobody is trying to deny you a few drinks - regular consumption (or frequent binges) over the years is the issue. And drinking too much doesn't necessarily shorten the suffering you'll endure at the end of life; it shortens the time you are healthy. This is the way it is. Anything in moderation is fine, most things in excess can have negative effects. Binge drinkers are not in denial about this, they are well aware. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted April 13, 2018 This is the way it is. Anything in moderation is fine, most things in excess can have negative effects. Binge drinkers are not in denial about this, they are well aware. Bullsh!t. They rationalize cr@p like the OP, "well, at least I enjoyed my life" until they actually get sick. And since you're into mincing words, what do you think of crack, meth, heroin, etc. in moderation? And who decides what constitutes a "moderate" amount? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,716 Posted April 13, 2018 Nobody is trying to deny you a few drinks - regular consumption (or frequent binges) over the years is the issue. And drinking too much doesn't necessarily shorten the suffering you'll endure at the end of life; it shortens the time you are healthy. If you had to guess, which is going to kill me first? A) Regular Alcohol Consuption (drink at least 1 drink daily on average) 2) Gun Ownership (handle at least one gun daily on average) I'm guessing the booze. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted April 13, 2018 Enjoy shitting yourself in the old folks home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 14, 2018 lah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,594 Posted April 14, 2018 I'd like to buy many people here a drink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted April 14, 2018 If you had to guess, which is going to kill me first? A) Regular Alcohol Consuption (drink at least 1 drink daily on average) 2) Gun Ownership (handle at least one gun daily on average) I'm guessing the booze. AIDS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,911 Posted April 14, 2018 My is in the punch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 14, 2018 My ###### is in the punch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted April 14, 2018 It gives me superpowers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,911 Posted April 14, 2018 I figured it take forever, who wants to live forever? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,716 Posted April 14, 2018 AIDSAlcohol Induced Disproportionate Suicide? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 815 Posted April 14, 2018 Man asks his doctor "Doc, ya think I'll live to be 100?" Doctor says "Well, that depends. Do you drink?" - no..... "Do you smoke?" - no.... "Do you sleep with lots of women?" - no Doctor asks "Why the hell do you want to live to be 100?" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted April 14, 2018 Man asks his doctor "Doc, ya think I'll live to be 100?" Doctor says "Well, that depends. Do you drink?" - no..... "Do you smoke?" - no.... "Do you sleep with lots of women?" - no Doctor asks "Why the hell do you want to live to be 100?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,716 Posted April 14, 2018 AIDSArtificially Introduced Doctor Sh!t? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,716 Posted April 14, 2018 Absolutely Irrefutably Dumb Suggestion? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 14, 2018 Man asks his doctor "Doc, ya think I'll live to be 100?" Doctor says "Well, that depends. Do you drink?" - no..... "Do you smoke?" - no.... "Do you sleep with lots of women?" - no Doctor asks "Why the hell do you want to live to be 100?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,716 Posted April 14, 2018 AIDSAccidental Intoxicated Discharge Stupid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,716 Posted April 14, 2018 AIDSActually I Dunno Sh!t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted April 14, 2018 This pisses me off. I've been through 50 years of one week they tell us that it shortens our life and then the next week they tell us that it lengthens our life. Then they tell us wine but not booze. Then they tell us beer but not wine. Then they tell us no more than 2 drinks. Then they tell us no more than one a week. It goes on and on. Fuk them. They don't know. And the honest answer? Is it's almost all genetic in the first place. How many times have we seen one of those stories of Sallie Mae Jefferson live to be a hundred and ninety seven years old by smoking cigarettes and drinking pure rotgut to wash down her bacon everyday? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted April 14, 2018 Im probably one of the lowest alcohol consumers around here over the last decade. I was always a drink when Im out drinking but never the rest of the time type. Even in my heavy years, Id have ten drinks in a week, but they were all Friday and Saturday night. That said, if the alcohol Ive consumed shaves off a couple years, oh well. The memories going through my head as I approach the light at the end of the tunnel? I was drinking during most of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted April 14, 2018 This ###### pisses me off. I've been through 50 years of one week they tell us that it shortens our life and then the next week they tell us that it lengthens our life. Then they tell us wine but not booze. Then they tell us beer but not wine. Then they tell us no more than 2 drinks. Then they tell us no more than one a week. It goes on and on. Fuk them. They don't know. And the honest answer? Is it's almost all genetic in the first place. How many times have we seen one of those stories of Sallie Mae Jefferson live to be a hundred and ninety seven years old by smoking cigarettes and drinking pure rotgut to wash down her bacon everyday? They've been pretty consistent. Drinking in excess has always been bad. Moderate consumption of some types of alcohol might be cardioproptective, but not enough to recommend it for general health. The only thing that has changed is what constitutes a moderate amount. And yeah, genetics do play a major role in longevity. But your genes aren't gonna be changing anytime soon, so it makes sense to focus on modifiable risk factors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted April 14, 2018 The memories going through my head as I approach the light at the end of the tunnel? I was drinking during most of them. I wonder if this is true for most people who drink? Sure it's fun and relaxing, I guess, but your most memorable life experiences? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,594 Posted April 14, 2018 I wonder if this is true for most people who drink? Sure it's fun and relaxing, I guess, but your most memorable life experiences? Fock yeah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted April 14, 2018 Fock yeah Seconded Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 14, 2018 Looks like I'm gonna toss a few hours away tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
