Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted July 13, 2017 Peyton is funniest when he is making fun of himself. His joke about Kevin Durant was a good one, but not sure if Durant liked it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted July 13, 2017 The ESPYs aren't on ESPN? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted July 13, 2017 The ESPYs aren't on ESPN? ABC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted July 13, 2017 Which sports-related person has one foot in the grave this year? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted July 13, 2017 Which sports-related person has one foot in the grave this year? Mort? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted July 13, 2017 Mort? Good call. There's some lady reporter that's been fighting C a long time too. Â Just read today that Bruce Arians has kidney cancer. Â Still, I wish Steve Smiff...Puddle O' AIDS, etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted July 13, 2017 im watching the tour de france Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted July 13, 2017 In case you missed it  http://youtu.be/EqK8KuRUcs8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted July 13, 2017 Gee, I hope a handful of overpaid nergoes in Jerry Lewis 1967 Tuxedos stand stern-faced on stage and inform me of their responsibility to...... Â I dunno, I turned the channel last time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 13, 2017 Watch the ESPY's? Sleeping, jerking off, or pounding my cack with a brick would all be better options. Â Â And Tour de France? Focking god no. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted July 13, 2017 Made-up awards no one cares about? Non-comedians telling jokes? Sappy feel-good stories? Lame two-person introductions just like every other awards show? Jackass acceptance speeches? Â No thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad GLuckman 518 Posted July 13, 2017 In case you missed it   Thanks for posting. That Durant joke (and his reaction) were great Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted July 13, 2017 Actually, this year's show is pretty good. As Julian Edelman said, "Peyton is kinda killing it. Of course, it is indoors." Â The thing I did not like was having the winner of the Pat Tillman award followed with a big commercial for "Dunkirk". Tacky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,576 Posted July 13, 2017 I think Michelle Obama won an award or something. She's got huge feet like Mrs MDC, so it's probably for kicking something or peeling some fruit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted July 13, 2017 In case you missed it Perfect, thank you. I love Peyton talking and the rips are so good. Durants non reaction and throwing shade on the patriots, great stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted July 13, 2017 Oh good, The ESPY's just did a montage honoring.... Â The ESPY's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,284 Posted July 13, 2017 Oh good, The ESPY's just did a montage honoring....  The ESPY's. It HAS been 25 years  Or so they tell me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted July 13, 2017 It HAS been 25 years  Or so they tell me  Reminds me of the best joke possibly ever at the Oscars:  "Tonight, sit back and enjoy our celebration of Montages!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted July 13, 2017 Guaranteed 80% of the conversation tomorrow on ESPN will be about all the ridiculous suits that black men wear. I don't know why they can't just dress like men. Â Tomorrow's word of the day is SWAAAAAG. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted July 13, 2017 And Tour de France? Focking god no. Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted July 13, 2017 Gotta love that Durant has become a punchline. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted July 13, 2017 I do love that they brought in an actual duck - in a bow tie no less. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mighty_thor 115 Posted July 13, 2017 I saw a little bit of the ESPY's. Durant got an award for best finals performance. The Warriors won their 4 games by an average of 13.5 points a game. How pressure packed was his performance? Did they even need Durant to win? Tom Brady and Deshaun Watson both led their teams to come from behind victories in win or die pressure packed championship games (the equivalent of a game 7 NBA finals game). Watson threw for 420 yards and rushed for 40 leading his team to 21 4th quarter points. Brady threw for 466 yards and led his team to 19 4th quarter points. Watson defeated what people were calling the greatest college defense ever. Brady led the biggest super bowl comeback ever. 25 points down with a little over a a quarter left. Converting two - do or die 2 point conversions. Either one of those guys should have won it over Durant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,576 Posted July 13, 2017 I saw a little bit of the ESPY's. Durant got an award for best finals performance. The Warriors won their 4 games by an average of 13.5 points a game. How pressure packed was his performance? Did they even need Durant to win? Tom Brady and Deshaun Watson both led their teams to come from behind victories in win or die pressure packed championship games (the equivalent of a game 7 NBA finals game). Watson threw for 420 yards and rushed for 40 leading his team to 21 4th quarter points. Brady threw for 466 yards and led his team to 19 4th quarter points. Watson defeated what people were calling the greatest college defense ever. Brady led the biggest super bowl comeback ever. 25 points down with a little over a a quarter left. Converting two - do or die 2 point conversions. Either one of those guys should have won it over Durant. The Brady performance is always going to be described as the Falcons choking first and foremost. That's the way it goes sometimes. Plus the cheating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,546 Posted July 13, 2017 Christ, who gives a fock about ESPN or the ESPYS? Â jesus, isn't winning all the time enough? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted July 14, 2017 If Brady had gone, he would have won. These "awards" are all about the show, not the sports. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,576 Posted July 14, 2017 If Brady had gone, he would have won. These "awards" are all about the show, not the sports. Of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted July 14, 2017 im watching the tour de france I look forward to it now. I started watching off and on the last couple years and this year I have DVR'd and watched every stage. I find it relaxing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted July 14, 2017 I look forward to it now. I started watching off and on the last couple years and this year I have DVR'd and watched every stage. I find it relaxing. I legit didnt even know it still was still a thing since the Armstrong scandal. Havent heard a single word about it since, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted July 14, 2017 I legit didnt even know it still was still a thing since the Armstrong scandal. Havent heard a single word about it since, NBCSN has had all but one stage I believe, and NBC aired that one last Saturday. And about Armstrong, I haven't heard his name mentioned even once. That dude is so dead to them. Sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted July 14, 2017 Â https://www.instagram.com/p/BWfqUOujwz7/ Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted July 14, 2017 armstrong has been comentating, very informative, but a diick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted July 22, 2017 http://www.heapsoffun.com/pictures/20120829/funny_sports_cycling_aa202.jpg  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted July 23, 2017 im watching the tour de france Was pretty good this year. Was hoping Bardet could win one for the home team, but he sucks at time trialing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted July 23, 2017 Was pretty good this year. Was hoping Bardet could win one for the home team, but he sucks at time trialing.this guy craps on golf  Focking bike riding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted July 23, 2017 this guy craps on golf  Focking bike riding. here's all you have to know about the difference. YOU can go golf this afternoon. And not even breathe heavy. If you tried to pedal one mile on a bike, you would be in intensive care. Hope this helps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted July 23, 2017 was there ever any resolution on the whole KD /Manning thing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted July 23, 2017 this guy craps on golf Focking bike riding. In cycling, you compete directly against every other rider and the course. There are almost 200 cyclists in the Tour de France, who race 2000+ miles over a three week period. It is far more difficult than a bunch of drunken fatties joyriding in carts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted July 23, 2017 I bet there's a lot of Euros to be gained by setting up a tent at Le Tour De Force and offering Taint Massages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
