What's The Difference...

[Hardcore troubadour 12,631]

Whats the difference between Bono and Jesus?

 

 

 

Jesus doesn't drive fly around the world telling everyone he's Bono.

[MTSkiBum 1,594]

One was born in Bethlehem, who knows or cares where Bono was born. One is white, the other is of middle east decent. One lived 2000 years ago, one is alive today.

 

I can go on and on, this is easy.

[drobeski 3,061]

Jesus wrote way better lyrics

[kutulu 1,545]

One is Irish and the other is Mexican

[Mike Honcho 4,027]

Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Bono to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.

[kutulu 1,545]

Jesus is just alright

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Bono to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.

You sayin Jesus Christ couldn't a curveball Cerano?

[cmh6476 751]

...me and you? About 5 bank accounts, three ounces and two vehicles

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]