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McDougal reaches settlement

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So the hooker that looks like Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island? She apparently reached a settlement with whomever just as they had their foot on the neck of trump and Cohen and the National Enquirers neck.

 

I haven't read up on it much, but on its face, it seems really really stupid.

 

Her attorney, who seems like a nitwit, is saying well now she can tell her story! Yeah, except for the fact that she was already granting long-form interviews to places like CNN before this. What the fuk?

 

In the WTF category, she doesn't get a dime. In fact, if she sells her story from this point forward? She owes them the first $75,000.

 

Hell, she doesn't even get her legal fees reimbursed!

 

Meanwhile, Blondie McTiitsAlot's lawyer is stepping on necks and busting balls.

 

Even the person interviewing her lawyer, mcdoodles lawyer, was like, what in the actual fuk did you win here?

 

Seems like a really stupid time to settle. Like this attorney was so far in over his head he just wanted to get the hell out. There's got to be more to this.

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Got to tell you that, of the two? McDougal is the one who gets my fire started. But then again, I was always more of a Marianne kind of guy instead of ginger.

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Super super hot, definitely freaky, dumb as ds. Not the worst combo.

Yeah, definitely does it for me.

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