Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
Patriotsfatboy1

Terms that make no sense

Recommended Posts

Hurricane watch. Hurricane warning. Should be "hurricane is on its way and get the he!! out"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Trump's current.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I did a political post! :banana:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I always thought Northern Vike makes no sense. Only a dull bufooon would choose that for a handle. I wasn't aware of any Vikings in the south.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Army intelligence

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Trump's current.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I did a political post! :banana:

 

If anyone notices, we'll say it's from Archer. :ninja:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Military intelligence

Two words combined that can't make sense

You're right. I always think in terms of 'Army' because that's where I was but I don't doubt the massive, utter stupidity infects the other branches as well..

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The whole nine yards.

 

If you go the whole nine yards, you should have punted, because now you've turned the ball over.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The whole nine yards.

 

If you go the whole nine yards, you should have punted, because now you have to turn the ball over.

If I remember correctly, it's not a football saying.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

If I remember correctly, it's not a football saying.

I think it's a WWII saying that some machine gun clip feeder was nine yards long but nobody recognizes it because it's obscure.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

One of my least favorite millennial sayings.

 

Keep being you! Or keep doing you.

 

Wtf does that mean?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

One of my least favorite millennial sayings.

 

Keep being you! Or keep doing you.

 

Wtf does that mean?

In your case you shouid try and be someone else.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

One of my least favorite millennial sayings.

 

Keep being you! Or keep doing you.

 

Wtf does that mean?

It means feel free to wear high heels and makeup and a dress and don't shave or wear deodorant if you don't want to.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

It is I think unknown, but dates to before football being prominent enough

Did you see the hurricane list I made for you?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I think it's a WWII saying that some machine gun clip feeder was nine yards long but nobody recognizes it because it's obscure.

This correct. Fighter planes had a 27 ft clip on their guns

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I beg to differ.

 

Uhhh?

 

You cant have your cake and eat it too.

 

Ill do whatever the fock I want with my cake.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

One of my least favorite millennial sayings.

 

Keep being you! Or keep doing you.

 

Wtf does that mean?

Not to digress, but my absolute least favorite saying these days is

 

"sorry not sorry."

 

We should be allowed to punch people in the throat for that.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Not to digress, but my absolute least favorite saying these days is

 

"sorry not sorry."

 

We should be allowed to punch people in the throat for that.

I'll keep it in mind that you don't like that.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'll keep it in mind that you don't like that.

😁 I'm sure you will sweetheart. I'm sure you will. 😁

 

Note that I really really hate it when you stick your tongue in my bunghole. 💩👅

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Take a crap.

In that vein...

 

Why do we urinate, but we defecate?

 

To be consistent, it should either be deurinate and defecate, or urinate and fecate. Same with menstrate I guess.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Quarter after or quarter til used to confuse me as a kid.

 

I thought a quarter = 25 cents, so a quarter after 8 must mean 8:25.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Not to digress, but my absolute least favorite saying these days is

 

"sorry not sorry."

 

We should be allowed to punch people in the throat for that.

Yes

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Quarter after or quarter til used to confuse me as a kid.

 

I thought a quarter = 25 cents, so a quarter after 8 must mean 8:25.

So half past 8 is 8:50 in your world. :thumbsup:

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

So half past 8 is 8:50 in your world. :thumbsup:

My family is a buncha backwoods country folks. I didnt have any idea what a half dollar was worth back then. Id probably never even seen one.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×