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Poll: Hottest Singer / Artist (47 member(s) have cast votes)

Which of these "singers" / artists does it for you the most?

  1. Ariana Grande (8 votes [17.02%])

    Percentage of vote: 17.02%

  2. Bebe Rexha (2 votes [4.26%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.26%

  3. Rihanna (2 votes [4.26%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.26%

  4. Beyonce (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  5. Katy Perry (5 votes [10.64%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.64%

  6. Lady Gaga - don't you dare (1 votes [2.13%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.13%

  7. Nikki Minaj (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  8. Taylor Swift (6 votes [12.77%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.77%

  9. Ke$ha - when she still had the dollar sign (1 votes [2.13%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.13%

  10. Shakira (22 votes [46.81%])

    Percentage of vote: 46.81%

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#81 RaiderHater's Revenge

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 09:09 PM

I can honestly say before this thread I couldn't even tell you what Ariana Grande looked like

 

and quite frankly if you are into that look then J-Lo shreds her


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#82 Big Blue 06

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 10:15 PM

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#83 IGotWorms

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 10:16 PM

I wish to change my vote to shakira

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 12:08 AM

More age appropriate for me? Kylie Minogue.

Makes me feel like a dirty dirty pedophile every time? Selena Gomez.
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#85 WhiteWonder

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 09:26 AM

I can honestly say before this thread I couldn't even tell you what Ariana Grande looked like
 
and quite frankly if you are into that look then J-Lo shreds her


J-Lo is not on the list! Jerk :P

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#86 cbfalcon

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 09:26 AM

 

That is a game changer gif....


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#87 edjr

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 09:31 AM


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#88 Old School

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 09:33 AM

So- you guys are voting on the overall- BODY- of work rather than on the group of photos?

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 09:34 AM

So- you guys are voting on the overall- BODY- of work rather than on the group of photos?

 

I'm judging by 2018, not 2001


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#90 crackattack

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 09:39 AM

Shakira is damn near perfect. Then and now. Simply beautiful.

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 09:40 AM

 

Jesus Christ.



#92 WhiteWonder

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 09:44 AM

The supplied photos are just for quick reference. Naturally you should watch some videos and do your own research before making an educated vote. There really is no wrong answer (aside from lady blah blah).

I'm a grande guy but was a Shakira guy before her. So either works for me.

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#93 porkbutt

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 09:59 AM

only know half those people. ill go with taylor swift. rest seem like skanky whores.



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Posted 17 May 2018 - 10:03 AM

Please expand on not showing confidence on The Voice. I've been too busy having sex on a bed full of Benjamins with my super model wife to have seen her stint as judge. Thx.

 

I can't explain if you didn't watch it, but while she tried to speak with confidence her body language was completely deferential to the other judges.

 

Not sure if Taylor got a boob job but she has my vote.

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That pic is awesome.  Dood is undressing her with his eyes, and Swift's face says "that dood behind me is totally undressing me with his eyes."

 

Also yeah, where did those knockers come from?

 

 

I'm judging by 2018, not 2001

 

I'm judging by prime.  :dunno:


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#95 Big Blue 06

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 06:34 PM

I focking love Shakira

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#96 IGotWorms

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 06:50 PM

I focking love Shakira

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 06:59 PM

I focking love Shakira

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I nominate Shakira for a future HOF pole

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 07:19 PM

Thank you sir! :wub:


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 07:32 PM

okay okay, i probably have to change my own vote to Shakira. when i made the poll i really didn't think it would be a landslide. I added her 10th. Probably should have left the thoroughbred out and gone with a Miley Cyrus or something. 

 

but ill try to give some love to my other 2

 

 

 

tell me she's not dirty hot and i'll tell you to fock yourself

 


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#100 WhiteWonder

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 07:57 PM

not that i should be bringing vocals into a who is hottest poll but Ariana Grande is clear cut the best singer of the 10.  (i believe Ed pointed this out earlier)


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#101 jerryskids

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 08:04 PM

not that i should be bringing vocals into a who is hottest poll but Ariana Grande is clear cut the best singer of the 10.  (i believe Ed pointed this out earlier)

 

She has a phenomenal voice but I can't get past first seeing her as the ditzy redhead teen on Victorious watching with my daughters.  Nickolodeon I think.  I just can't see her as a sex symbol.  :dunno:


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#102 WhiteWonder

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 08:19 PM

 

She has a phenomenal voice but I can't get past first seeing her as the ditzy redhead teen on Victorious watching with my daughters.  Nickolodeon I think.  I just can't see her as a sex symbol.  :dunno:

 

you know whats weird, as i was pumping up kesha for some reason i kept thinking about a thread you started like 8 years ago when she had that song about brushing her teeth with a bottle of jack and how your daughter was listening to it.  That was you right?   :lol:


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#103 jerryskids

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 08:49 PM

 

you know whats weird, as i was pumping up kesha for some reason i kept thinking about a thread you started like 8 years ago when she had that song about brushing her teeth with a bottle of jack and how your daughter was listening to it.  That was you right?   :lol:

 

I don't know if I started a thread but I definitely remember commenting on that in that context.  :D


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#104 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 10:02 PM

 
She has a phenomenal voice but I can't get past first seeing her as the ditzy redhead teen on Victorious watching with my daughters.  Nickolodeon I think.  I just can't see her as a sex symbol.  :dunno:


I didnt know she was a kid star Until later. The fiancé was watching music videos and the one I posted above came on. I said, dayum! Who is that hottie?

Months later I was at my brothers house and my niece was watching whatever kid show she was on. I felt a little dirty, but Ive long since gotten over that.

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 04:53 AM

never even knew she was on a kids show. but itsnt that kind of the norm now?  spears, aguilera, cyrus


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#106 GuardBum

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 06:29 AM

not that i should be bringing vocals into a who is hottest poll but Ariana Grande is clear cut the best singer of the 10.  (i believe Ed pointed this out earlier)

Not clear cut to me.  She certainly has the biggest range but I'm not sure I'd enjoy just sitting and listening to her either.  Everything she's done seems over the top and trying to prove she has this great voice rather than just singing.  

It's like trying to compare Janis Joplin and Whitney Houston.  It's just different.  Plus, while Ariana has released a song or 2 in Spanish, Shakira has also released in Spanish, Portuguese and Italian.  Speaks them fluently as well.  That's hot.


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#107 GuardBum

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 06:32 AM

 

 What I like the most is that from watching her on the Voice, she has confidence issues IMO despite being uber hot.  So if you could land her she strikes me as a chick that would do whatever necessary to please her man.  :cheers:

I didn't see that as confidence issues, she's just a bit more quiet and reserved as a regular person.  She came across as sincere and personable.  She puts on a show when she's performing.  So your second part certainly would be exciting to ponder...  :banana:


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#108 WhiteWonder

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 08:15 AM

Not clear cut to me.  She certainly has the biggest range but I'm not sure I'd enjoy just sitting and listening to her either.  Everything she's done seems over the top and trying to prove she has this great voice rather than just singing.  
It's like trying to compare Janis Joplin and Whitney Houston.  It's just different.  Plus, while Ariana has released a song or 2 in Spanish, Shakira has also released in Spanish, Portuguese and Italian.  Speaks them fluently as well.  That's hot.


Naturally it's just my opinion but I think she has the best sounding voice and best range and it's not really close for me. Can't knock her for not having more songs in other languages. Doesn't make you a great singer... just aybe a more dynamic artist because you happen to speak more languages.

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