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#1 brotherbock

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 04:58 PM

I really need Kamara to tank this week.

 

I am prepared to pay cash money for one or more people to start bragging specifically about how they cannot possibly lose this week due to Kamara, and thereby anger the FF gods.

 



#2 Challenger

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 05:12 PM

Haha, sorry buddy, looks like Ingram is out this week... Your best hope is for him to get 20 points and that's it. Maybe 150 yards total and no TD I would say is a down day if no Mark Ingram. 



#3 phillygrrl08

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 06:31 PM

Would this be called Karmara?



#4 BufordT

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 06:44 PM

Kamara is a god....only thing to do is pray.



#5 brotherbock

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 07:39 PM

Would this be called Karmara?

 

Nicely played.

 

 

But seriously folks. Somebody start the over-confident bragging, and I'll break out the Paypal :)



#6 Phil Simms 11

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 08:38 PM

Need him to have a terrible game.

#7 SpenceToons

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 08:53 PM

Well, sorry, but this is the wrong time of year to be messing with someone from the

New Orleans Santas.

 

(errmmm….to the tune of  “Up On The Housetop” )

 

 

Out in the open flat, Kamara stops, hooks, turns

Brees hits him square with a pump-arc-burn

Alvin slips the backers with a shake-hitch-juke

Then it’s off to the end zone with a zip-shift-zoom !

 

NO, NO, NO !!

You don’t wanna know

Check your Score ????

Not a place you’ll wanna go

 

When Kamara hits the open flat with a stop-hook-turn

And Brees hits him square with a pump-arc-burn.



#8 ThatDude

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 07:49 AM

New Orleans is due for a dud game at some point...

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QB - Wentz
RB - L. Bell, Fournette, Yeldon, Zeke, Conner
WR/TE - A. Jeffery, G. Tate, Kelce, Marvin Jones III, Crowder, Doyle, Gordon
K - Matt Bryant
Def - Jags

 


#9 Challenger

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 08:38 AM

New Orleans is due for a dud game at some point...

 

If they didn't have Drew Brees, sure... but because they have Drew Brees, that possibility is very very low.



#10 brotherbock

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 11:56 AM

Well, sorry, but this is the wrong time of year to be messing with someone from the

New Orleans Santas.

 

(errmmm….to the tune of  “Up On The Housetop” )

 

 

Out in the open flat, Kamara stops, hooks, turns

Brees hits him square with a pump-arc-burn

Alvin slips the backers with a shake-hitch-juke

Then it’s off to the end zone with a zip-shift-zoom !

 

NO, NO, NO !!

You don’t wanna know

Check your Score ????

Not a place you’ll wanna go

 

When Kamara hits the open flat with a stop-hook-turn

And Brees hits him square with a pump-arc-burn.

 

Yes, more of this!

 

Ingram is now expected to play. Keep it up!



#11 huskyhater75

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 12:46 PM

I really need Kamara to tank this week.

 

I am prepared to pay cash money for one or more people to start bragging specifically about how they cannot possibly lose this week due to Kamara, and thereby anger the FF gods.

 

 

  You won't get it here, I firmly believe in fantasy gods, karma, etc..................



#12 brotherbock

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 02:17 PM

 

  You won't get it here, I firmly believe in fantasy gods, karma, etc..................

 

Already getting it. One song posted, and Ingram is expected to play. :)



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Posted 07 December 2017 - 04:10 PM

I have Kamara in two leagues and I stone-cold-lock guarantee that there's zero chance I lose in either league this week...

 

I have first round byes in both.

 

Hope that helps.



#14 Oriole8159

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 04:12 PM

just get some girl to accuse him of sexual assault


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#15 seafoam1

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 04:55 PM

just get some girl to accuse him of sexual assault


That probably would work.

#16 brotherbock

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 05:23 PM

That probably would work.

 

As it should.



#17 American Chewy

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 05:36 PM

Facing kamara Ingram and Thomas tonight. So naturally I'm betting saints over 24.5

#18 kilroy69

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 05:45 PM

 
Already getting it. One song posted, and Ingram is expected to play. :)

I don't wanna burst your bubble. Buttttttttt. Kamara has been doing ALL of his damage with a healthy Ingram. Even Ingram plays he's probably going to lose a few carries to kamara just to be safe and monitor his touches. Just saying
Its still not a hummingbird.

#19 brotherbock

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 05:46 PM

I don't wanna burst your bubble. Buttttttttt. Kamara has been doing ALL of his damage with a healthy Ingram. Even Ingram plays he's probably going to lose a few carries to kamara just to be safe and monitor his touches. Just saying

 

Did you just say I have a bubble butt?

 

Them's fightin' words!

 

 

(Seriously though, I know what K has been doing. But surely he'd do even more with Ingram out. So it's a step in the right direction. :)



#20 Phil Simms 11

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 07:40 PM

Hmmm

#21 ThatDude

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 07:41 PM

Wow, Kamara being evaluated for concussion

10 Team (15th year)

Start 1QB, 2RB, 3WR/TE, 1FLEX, 1K, 1Def (PPR)

QB - Wentz
RB - L. Bell, Fournette, Yeldon, Zeke, Conner
WR/TE - A. Jeffery, G. Tate, Kelce, Marvin Jones III, Crowder, Doyle, Gordon
K - Matt Bryant
Def - Jags

 


#22 ThatDude

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 07:41 PM

I bet he comes back, they will fake whatever they have to for him to play I'm sure

10 Team (15th year)

Start 1QB, 2RB, 3WR/TE, 1FLEX, 1K, 1Def (PPR)

QB - Wentz
RB - L. Bell, Fournette, Yeldon, Zeke, Conner
WR/TE - A. Jeffery, G. Tate, Kelce, Marvin Jones III, Crowder, Doyle, Gordon
K - Matt Bryant
Def - Jags

 


#23 Brutal Brutus

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 07:43 PM

Hey if he's done, I'm sending you a list of players I need to tank on Sunday.

#24 ThatDude

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 08:52 PM

Hey please stay away from my players...
Wow

Kamara done for the night according to Rotoworld

http://www.rotoworld...72/alvin-kamara

10 Team (15th year)

Start 1QB, 2RB, 3WR/TE, 1FLEX, 1K, 1Def (PPR)

QB - Wentz
RB - L. Bell, Fournette, Yeldon, Zeke, Conner
WR/TE - A. Jeffery, G. Tate, Kelce, Marvin Jones III, Crowder, Doyle, Gordon
K - Matt Bryant
Def - Jags

 


#25 vino

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 09:12 PM

shame on this thread   :thumbsdown:

 

signed "disgruntled Kamara owner"

 

lol



#26 mark32esu

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 09:34 PM

This thread is black magic witchcraft

#27 thePRO

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 10:34 PM

Can Tom Brady, Burkhead, and the Patriots D all tank this weekend???

Wilson

Elliott, Forte

Montgomery, Powell, McFadden

Brown, Parker

Green, D. Jackson

Matthews

Walker

Patriots DST

Vinatieri


#28 brotherbock

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 10:35 PM

:shocking:

 

 

But...so...

 

 

:shocking:



#29 brotherbock

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 10:39 PM

Seriously...hope he gets better, no lasting damage. I had just pulled into my garage with the game on AM radio when that play happened. I kept the TV off on purpose, didn't check back in until the 4th. In all honesty, that sucks. Kamara is amazing, I hope this is as minor as it can be.



#30 Brutal Brutus

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 10:40 PM

Alright Bock, I need you to revert Lynch into the disappointment he started the year as, and make it so Leveon finds the endzone a few times this week. If you can do that I should be okay.

#31 CornKobb

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 09:10 AM

wow, FF is an evil game at times.

 

I had Kamara, he had brees and thomas ppr. 

 

F



#32 brotherbock

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 09:13 AM

Alright Bock, I need you to revert Lynch into the disappointment he started the year as, and make it so Leveon finds the endzone a few times this week. If you can do that I should be okay.

 

I take no credit--I just asked for other people to make this happen. 

 

You might need someone to write overconfident Beast Mode songs, though, and tell you your cause is hopeless.



#33 Oriole8159

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 09:20 AM

I'm playing against Kamara this week, so immediately started giggling about this thread (I know, terrible) when I got the notification that Kamara went down.

 

Last week of regular season and I already have playoff spot locked so not playing with urgency this week, but still don't like losing, so should help me.


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GRONKOWSKI, greg olsen 
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#34 brendanb438

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 09:29 AM

There is a special level in Hell for folks like the OP.  (Kamara owner in 2 leagues, thankfully one league I have a bye this week.)



#35 scottsind

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 11:06 AM

I'd say your witchcraft worked.  How about you do the same for Tom Brady and Jimmy Graham this week?


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12 man league keepers:  Antonio Brown & Mike Evans


#36 DaBeerz

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 04:42 PM

I really need Kamara to tank this week.

 

I am prepared to pay cash money for one or more people to start bragging specifically about how they cannot possibly lose this week due to Kamara, and thereby anger the FF gods.

 

 

Well this couldn't have worked out any better for you! 



#37 DaBeerz

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 04:45 PM

Do some reverse Karma for me, I need Bell or Gurley to have a stud game since I already sucked with Ingram. 

 

And I mean Stud, like Multiple TDS + 150 yards.

 

or Wentz. Like a 4 TD game.



#38 tanatastic

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 04:49 PM

Damn, the sunuvabich really did it. How spooky is it to know that we affected a guy so far away. Like you want to tweet him and tell him hey my bad, see we caused this.

#39 brotherbock

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 05:13 PM

Damn, the sunuvabich really did it. How spooky is it to know that we affected a guy so far away. Like you want to tweet him and tell him hey my bad, see we caused this.

 

LOL, I know. "Sorry about your TBI buddy. See, I was on this forum, and joking about karma, and..."



#40 LaChup

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 06:46 PM

Kamara, kamara, kamara, kamara, kamara chameleon

 

You come and go, you come and go..oh.oh.oh