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  1. What is your favorite word?
  2. What is your least favorite word?
  3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
  4. What turns you off?
  5. What is your favorite curse word?
  6. What sound or noise do you love?
  7. What sound or noise do you hate?
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
  10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

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1-######
2-Death
3-Human Emotion
4-Crying
5-Cocksuker
6-The Wind
7-Intese Sobbing
8-Bartender
9-Exterminator
10- Thanks for letting me in. I was going to ask where that Velcro wallet went when I was ten that had a twenty and a rubber.

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1) yes

2) no

3) your mom

4) when your mom says no

5) fock.

6) your mom groaning in ecstasy

7) the sound of you coming home when I'm not done with your mom

8) pimp. For your mom

9) your dad

10) enjoy wiffles mom

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(now considered from inside the actors studio)

 

  1. What is your favorite word?
  2. What is your least favorite word?
  3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
  4. What turns you off?
  5. What is your favorite curse word?
  6. What sound or noise do you love?
  7. What sound or noise do you hate?
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
  10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

 

 

1: I say "allegedly" wayyy too much as of recent

2: Not really a word, but a phrase - "It is what it is"

3: Constanty learning about new technology for my job

4: Unnecessary drama

5: Don't have a current one. Changes daily

6: A kats purr, or whatever various sounds different animals make when they're happy. Either that or Warren DiMartini tuning down to a D for an opening riff on a 80s - 90s Ratt song

7: My alarm clock

8: Pro Bass fisherdude

9: Veterinarian (couldn't handle the sorrow of the animal death)

10: Congrats. You mebbe didn't follow all of the rules as my son and I layed them out, but you did follow the Golden Rule very well. Welcome.

BYW, if you want the 72 virgins you were promised, you should have taken a left at Albuquerque

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(now considered from inside the actors studio)

 

  1. What is your favorite word? Outstanding
  2. What is your least favorite word? hate
  3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? food, connecting with people, mentoring= enhancing others' growth
  4. What turns you off? apathy/indifference
  5. What is your favorite curse word? fektard
  6. What sound or noise do you love? my child's laughter
  7. What sound or noise do you hate? screaming children
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? too beaten up for sports, sports journalism
  9. What profession would you not like to do? politics
  10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? well done. your compassion and aid for your fellow man was inspirational.

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(now considered from inside the actors studio)

 

  • What is your favorite word? Bangkok
  • What is your least favorite word? Can't
  • What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Singing and playing my guitar
  • What turns you off? Sl uts and bad breath
  • What is your favorite curse word? Fock
  • What sound or noise do you love? The sound of my boys talking each other
  • What sound or noise do you hate? Paper or plastic rattling while I'm driving.
  • What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Astronaut
  • What profession would you not like to do? Whatever it is that Digby actually does.
  • If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Your wife will be joining you momentarily

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(now considered from inside the actors studio)

 

  1. What is your favorite word? Plethora
  2. What is your least favorite word? Period
  3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Coaching, building stuff/woodworking
  4. What turns you off? Negative, whiny people
  5. What is your favorite curse word? Cokcsukcah, gotta say it like Wu.
  6. What sound or noise do you love? Bloop, when a big trout hits a dry
  7. What sound or noise do you hate? Elk crashing off through the trees
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Architecture
  9. What profession would you not like to do? Just about anything governmental
  10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "I bet you feel pretty stupid right about now. "

 

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  1. What is your favorite word? Moist

  2. What is your least favorite word? Surreal

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Learning something (anything)

What turns you off? Political correctness

What is your favorite curse word? Fock

What sound or noise do you love? A train whistle from across the river behind my house

What sound or noise do you hate? Anything said in a French-Canadian accent

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? something Finance related

What profession would you not like to do? Anything requiring working at heights

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? What was I thinking?

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  1. What is your favorite word? Bamboozle
  2. What is your least favorite word? Like
  3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Information
  4. What turns you off? Women with ugly feet (can't take care of the feet can't take care of the poon)
  5. What is your favorite curse word? Sh!t
  6. What sound or noise do you love? Water flowing
  7. What sound or noise do you hate? Honda Civic
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Software Engineer
  9. What profession would you not like to do? Underwater Welder
  10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Congratulations of the thousands and thousands of options you had, you picked the right one."

I answered all that just for question ten. This kinda sucked.

 

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(now considered from inside the actors studio)

 

  • What is your favorite word?
  • What is your least favorite word?
  • What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
  • What turns you off?
  • What is your favorite curse word?
  • What sound or noise do you love?
  • What sound or noise do you hate?
  • What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  • What profession would you not like to do?
  • If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Hyperbole

Totally

Emotionally

Know it all attitude

Cuntt

The Ocean

Motorcycles

Bar owner

Mining

You lived a good and honest life.

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10. Come on in, your dogs are inside.

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(now considered from inside the actors studio)

 

 

  • What is your favorite word? Wife's name
  • What is your least favorite word? Entitled
  • What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Random acts of kindness
  • What turns you off? Loud stupidity
  • What is your favorite curse word? Fock
  • What sound or noise do you love? The woods in the early morning
  • What sound or noise do you hate? Kids yelling / crying
  • What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Judge
  • What profession would you not like to do? Sewer worker
  • If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? How the fock did you get up here?

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(now considered from inside the actors studio)

 

 

  • What is your favorite word? Dessert
  • What is your least favorite word? Epic/extreme
  • What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Being outside, especially in the mountains
  • What turns you off? Materialism
  • What is your favorite curse word? Fock
  • What sound or noise do you love? Sux got this one right: purring
  • What sound or noise do you hate? Throat clearing, as in "hocking a loogey"
  • What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Firefighter
  • What profession would you not like to do? Politician
  • If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Faith is overrated.

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