Corn on the Cob; do u have a special way of eating it ?

[ToadSprocket 12]

I love Silver Queen boiled for 15 minutes or so in water with a little milk and some butter and a dash of sugar.

 

But my question is do u eat from left to right, right to left, maybe just a swath going around and round.

Or maybe u have another way u eat it.

Possibly, you've never thought about your method .. if u have one.

 

I was having dinner recently with about 6-7 people. Everyone ate corn on the cob and I watched everyone eat it differently. Some all at one time, others would nibble some and set it down to eat other food.

 

Me with corn skewers, go left to right and back again like a serpentine fantasy draft. With the slightly smaller radius on the left.

 

 

ETA: sprinkle generously with salt and peppercorn mix and slather in real butter before eating

[shotsup 831]

Stand it on one end and cut the corn off the cob.

[MDC 5,877]

Insert the entire cob down my throat then scrape the corn off with my teeth as I pull it out.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Insert the entire cob down my throat then scrape the corn off with my teeth as I pull it out.

 

Is that how you remove condoms too?

[cyclone24 1,805]

Stand it on one end and cut the corn off the cob.

This....cob goes in my ass easier later.

 

 

Wait...what?

[Gepetto 979]

Like a typewriter of course.

[Djgb13 2,338]

Left to right. My dad cooks it about the same way you described. The man can cook dam good. Corn down here is pretty cheap and dam good. There's a farm near where I grew up that sells corn and is pretty famous around here for their corn being the best around. They sell the silver queen but the guy who runs the farm went and got an agriculture degree from one of the big schools in NC. He crossbred until he developed his own special strain of corn. It's a sweet yellow corn but the kernels pop right off when you bite into it. And it's amazingly sweet. While shucking some a few weeks ago your hands would get sticky from the natural sugar coming from it. Even my wife, who's from Nebraska where corn is all they know, said it's the best corn she's ever had

[fandandy 3,311]

Real butter, lots of salt and pepper. Eat it like one of those kids on TV with the flies on their mouths would, if they had butter or salt or pepper or corn.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Cram it in your mom's cack cavern, then I go left to right like a civilized person would do.

[jerryskids 5,172]

I rotate it down vs across. Because I slather it in butter and salt, I feel like the across method takes off too much of that stuff above and below the row being eaten, due to ancillary contact with the lips.

[Bier Meister 1,512]

My cooking method is similar.. I use more sugar and cook a little longer.

 

Eat it either left to right, or cut it off the cob

[shotsup 831]

My cooking method is similar.. I use more sugar and cook a little longer.

 

Eat it either left to right, or cut it off the cob

I'm sure it is just in my head but I think it tastes better this way.

[ROCKFORD 134]

i like to eat it out of someone else's stool.

[Bier Meister 1,512]

I'm sure it is just in my head but I think it tastes better this way.

Its preferential. Sometimes off the cob I will put it in a pan a melt some butter, and add misc seasonings

[wiffleball 4,631]

For focks sake people -

 

If you take the corn off the cob, you're not eating corn on the cob. Geesus.

 

I'm sure it's a great side dish for boneless ribs.

 

Finish off with a stickless popsicle or an ice cream cone with no cone.

 

wash it all down with some iceless iced tea whydon'tcha?

[shotsup 831]

For focks sake people -

 

If you take the corn off the cob, you're not eating corn on the cob. Geesus.

 

Funny but not true

[wiffleball 4,631]

Funny but not true

Couldn't BE any more true.

If you believe corn with no cob is corn on the cob,

then you believe chicks with diicks are chicks.

 

 

12 Colossus 1:9

[shotsup 831]

Couldn't BE any more true.

If you believe corn with no cob is corn on the cob,

then you believe chicks with diicks are chicks.

 

 

12 Colossus 1:9

If I am buy corn in a can or frozen corn I will agree with you.

BUT if I am cooking corn on the cob and cut it off the cob directly after cooking it ? Corn on the cob dude. Tastes even better.

[shotsup 831]

12 Colossus 1:9

It's not like I put ketchup on it

[vuduchile 1,940]

Technically, unless you're also chewing and swallowing the cob, the corn is off the cob the instant you rip it off with your teeth.

[frank 2,144]

That's how it comes out of the ground. They should call that corn and every other version corn off the cob.

[ROCKFORD 134]

can we talk about squirting now?

[wiffleball 4,631]

Certain south of the border types slather their COC with mayonnaise and then season and eat it.

 

some also put it on their corn.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

When I am done...the cob looks square

 

Silver queen is the best for sure

[Voltaire 4,554]

I push a single chopstick in as far as it'll go, then eat from fat end to thin like a typewriter.

[wiffleball 4,631]

Olathe sweet corn here in Colo is pretty freaking amazing.

[Thornton Melon 542]

I eat it with ketchup

[wiffleball 4,631]

I eat it with ketchup

[Thornton Melon 542]

...while wearing cargo shorts.

[Bier Meister 1,512]

You guys like maque choux? Great side for BBQ. If you want a recipe, I'll post.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

You guys like maque choux? Great side for BBQ. If you want a recipe, I'll post.

Bok choy's crazy sister??

 

I am going to have to look that up. Never heard of it.

[shotsup 831]

I eat it with ketchup

It's not like I put ketchup on it

 

[Bier Meister 1,512]

Bok choy's crazy sister??

I am going to have to look that up. Never heard of it.

It is a Cajun/Creole side dish with corn, peppers, and onions

[wiffleball 4,631]

It is a Cajun/Creole side dish with corn, peppers, and onions

sounds good. What's in it?

[Bier Meister 1,512]

Every once in a while you do crack me up

[wiffleball 4,631]

[shotsup 831]

This wasn't one of those times.

[edjr 5,547]

[wiffleball 4,631]

Well that's stupid...

[DankNuggs 305]

Like a typewriter