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Went to Walmart to buy a cross for my dog

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So I'm walking around the store and looking for a cross just a little garden one or wood something since my dog died last week and we're going to bury his favorite toy

 

Anyways can't find one so I see an employee she's blackish so I figure good chance to not offend (not like I care) so I walk up and am like miss can you show me where I can find a cross. And with some thick northern African accent she says what's a cross. What's a cross? Are you kidding me? Anyways I have to cross my arms to explain and she says oh yah I've seen those somewhere. So I just say thanks and keep looking

 

Anyways got me thinking anytime I am in a store and I see a mooslim im going to ask em where I can find a cross just to get a reaction

 

Also for reference I'm an atheist

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I can see her asking what's a cross. That's an odd thing to be looking for at WalMart. Excuse me, where are the altars?

 

Sorry about your dog but why are you burying it's toy and not the dog?

 

Dad died. Let me grab the shovel and the remote...

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You asked for the wrong thing. Next time ask where their lower case T's are.

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You asked for the wrong thing. Next time ask where their lower case T's are.

Very nice reference.

 

 

We have the same issue at our Walmart....huge Bosnian contingent here in Des Moines. I don't even bother asking anymore. At least was mart has a self checkout line....so I don't have to interact with any worker or lifetime shopper there. I avoid that place like the plague.

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I go to Walmart when I am feeling blue. Gf broke up with me? Walmart. Pimple where people can see it. Walmart. My stepmom died. Walmart. When I go to Walmart it's like watching one if those commercials​ where they try to get you to donate money ey to needy kids in Africa. It makes me feel better for what I got.

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Sorry about your dog but why are you burying it's toy and not the dog?

 

Dad died. Let me grab the shovel and the remote...

:doublethumbsup:

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I go to Walmart when I am feeling blue. Gf broke up with me? Walmart. Pimple where people can see it. Walmart. My stepmom died. Walmart. When I go to Walmart it's like watching one if those commercials​ where they try to get you to donate money ey to needy kids in Africa. It makes me feel better for what I got.

Exactly. I leave walmart thinking I look like George Clooney and am smart enough to cure cancer.

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I go to Walmart when I am feeling blue. Gf broke up with me? Walmart. Pimple where people can see it. Walmart. My stepmom died. Walmart. When I go to Walmart it's like watching one if those commercials​ where they try to get you to donate money ey to needy kids in Africa. It makes me feel better for what I got.

That's the same reason I come to the geek board.

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I can see her asking what's a cross. That's an odd thing to be looking for at WalMart. Excuse me, where are the altars?

 

Sorry about your dog but why are you burying it's toy and not the dog?

 

Dad died. Let me grab the shovel and the remote...

We are burying his ashes too with it but I would just sprinkle them around the cross and call it a day.

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Sorry you're so poor that you have to shop at Walmart :(

Yeah cause wasting money on stuff is a bad thing I guess I should have stopped at Nordstrom first

 

Financially we are just fine I just don't see the point of wasting money when I don't have to. Also where else would I find a cheap wooden cross or a garden/yard cross

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I got the big cross around my neck at Walmart.

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Yeah, Pet Cemetary freaked me out too.

 

Here's hoping the cross keeps your devil-dog at bay.

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Not really big on Crosses for grave markers. Or anything really.

 

When my first two kids were growing up, we lost a couple of dogs and more cats than that. Also, a goat.

What we did for grave markers was getting the biggest stone we could find and paint it all one color and let the kids put their hand print or initials on it. Then in gold colored paint we'd write the pets name. Then set it on the grave.

After a time or two, we couldn't find appropriate large enough stones so I'd buy a good size rock each time at Luck Stone Company.

 

Even though we don't live at that property anymore, those graves and rocks are still there in the wooded area beside the house. But you have to look for them. The brightly colored paint has faded or diminished altogether.

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