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baby momma wears none. ex wife (still) wears thongs (I can verify as of September 16)

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Oh, wives? Sh!t, my wife wears regular mommy panties, which are essentially granny panties with a slightly modified cut line. Nothing spectacular there. :(

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Oh, wives? Sh!t, my wife wears regular mommy panties, which are essentially granny panties with a slightly modified cut line. Nothing spectacular there. :(

 

T&Ps

 

I've never dated or married anyone with mom panties, did have a couple one night stands I remember. I once was so mortified a girl (i was about to fock for the 1st time) was wearing them I made her cry and we ended up not having sex. I was like "umm, wtf are these how old are you" know what her response was? "I didn't think we'd have sex" I said "do you not know me" we met from a chat room, I was focking everyone else, no way she didn't know.

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T&Ps

 

I've never dated or married anyone with mom panties, did have a couple one night stands I remember. I once was so mortified a girl (i was about to fock for the 1st time) was wearing them I made her cry and we ended up not having sex. I was like "umm, wtf are these how old are you" know what her response was? "I didn't think we'd have sex" I said "do you not know me" we met from a chat room, I was focking everyone else, no way she didn't know.

 

It doesn't bother me during the course of a regular week. I know what I am getting and I don't need it specially wrapped. At this point, we just try to find chunks of time when the kids aren't home and that is hard enough. With teenage boys, they know what you are doing if you try it when they are home.

 

Might be nice to have her wear something sexy every once in a while, but I think that she does that often enough with you guys. :dunno:

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It doesn't bother me during the course of a regular week. I know what I am getting and I don't need it specially wrapped. At this point, we just try to find chunks of time when the kids aren't home and that is hard enough. With teenage boys, they know what you are doing if you try it when they are home.

 

Might be nice to have her wear something sexy every once in a while

 

:thumbsup:

 

you're a good man

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Seems like most of the ones I've seen lately are wearing normal panties. Not thongs, but not grannies either. Usually sheer in the back or with bows and stuff in the front.

 

Who cares anyway. They are to be removed asap in any event.

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Oh, wives? Sh!t, my wife wears regular mommy panties, which are essentially granny panties with a slightly modified cut line. Nothing spectacular there. :(

 

 

:cry: This/

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Fock my kids are going to get older and the wife will be more self conscience about it :wall:

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The real question here is, do you wear hers? And, what do you like?

 

ETA: I tried wearing her thong (by request). The big guy did not like being packed away, the hey makers got lonely being separated and the need for a man pon was obvious for shart insurance.

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I've noticed that my girlfriend (C cups I'm guessing?) likes to wear bras that are way to small for her so that the girls are spilling out the top. Kinda hot, but looks uncomfortable as fock to me.

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My wife wears none at all. Me likey.

I'll bet that she has a nice floral scent down there too, right?

Floral like a dead possum sammich on moldy rye that's been sitting in the sun for 3 days.

 

Glad you likey :wacko:

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I'm pretty much okay with just plain cotton panties.

 

 

...But I can never find any that have a pee flap in them. :huh:

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My wife wears plain cotton basic panties. She says thongs irritate her bunghole.

 

I like lingerie on chicks but she's just not into it.

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My wife wears plain cotton basic panties. She says thongs irritate her bunghole.

 

I like lingerie on chicks but she's just not into it.

My reaction has always been "wow! Nice! Now lose it."

 

I have no patience. It's a character flaw I'm working on. But it takes too focking long to change!

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I'll bet that she has a nice floral scent down there too, right?

Floral like a dead possum sammich on moldy rye that's been sitting in the sun for 3 days.

 

Glad you likey :wacko:

 

you think panties will make a difference? :wacko:

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Why does a guys diick flap go from R to L?

 

Does anybody even use that thing? :wacko: Doesn't everyone just go over the top? B)

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Does anybody even use that thing? :wacko: Doesn't everyone just go over the top? B)

 

I only use it when I'm running and the little focker wants to take a peak

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Never understood why it's cute and sexy and flirty If a woman Says she doesn't wear panties, yet a guy Some kind of sicko if he doesn't wear underwear.

 

I mean sure, I agree with it, But it still seems like a double standard.

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Um... no. I always use the flap. Going over the top impedes the flow.

 

With your left hand, or even your right hand once you get the hang of it, you shield the elastic a little bit so that it doesn't touch at all. :dunno:

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Never understood why it's cute and sexy and flirty If a woman Says she doesn't wear panties, yet a guy Some kind of sicko if he doesn't wear underwear.

 

I mean sure, I agree with it, But it still seems like a double standard.

 

men need underwear to keep the sh1t stains off their pants

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men need underwear to keep the sh1t stains off their pants

Not men that wipe.

 

And wimmen invented The Dab.

 

Don't know about you, but my genitals usually aren't covered in piss After I'm done using the bathroom.Serious design flaw down there When God invented women.

 

And don't even get me started on the bloody snail.

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Not men that wipe.

 

 

:rolleyes:

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I don't like going over the top and I don't like pulling my pants down all the way to my knees in a public pisser.

 

So, stretch the left leg hole all the way over until my junk flops out then let it flow unimpeded.

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With your left hand, or even your right hand once you get the hang of it, you shield the elastic a little bit so that it doesn't touch at all. :dunno:

Sure, if you're standing in your home pisser in your underwear. How you going over the top at a urinal out in public, which is a majority of my pisses?

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Sure, if you're standing in your home pisser in your underwear. How you going over the top at a urinal out in public, which is a majority of my pisses?

 

Unbutton and unzip your pants (but keep them all the way up), then pull your peenie over the top of your underwear with your right hand (assuming you're right-handed) and push down on the elastic directly below it with your left thumb, creating space. Hold that position while you go, then shake 'im off and tuck back in. I do this so automatically that I had to watch myself and take notes last time. :thumbsup:

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Unbutton and unzip your pants (but keep them all the way up), then pull your peenie over the top of your underwear with your right hand (assuming you're right-handed) and push down on the elastic directly below it with your left thumb, creating space. Hold that position while you go, then shake 'im off and tuck back in. I do this so automatically that I had to watch myself and take notes last time. :thumbsup:

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I find it pretty easy to just unzip, use the left hand to get the little fella out, piss, shake, tuck him back in and zip up. I use boxers, though.

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boxer briefs here. I am a sexy mofo

 

just got some nice green ones too (my kid picked em out)

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:nono:

 

I think my method works best for guys with short wieners. Everyone else, sorry, you're outta luck. B)

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Unbutton and unzip your pants (but keep them all the way up), then pull your peenie over the top of your underwear with your right hand (assuming you're right-handed) and push down on the elastic directly below it with your left thumb, creating space. Hold that position while you go, then shake 'im off and tuck back in. I do this so automatically that I had to watch myself and take notes last time. :thumbsup:

...And how exactly do I hold my beer?

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Unbutton and unzip your pants (but keep them all the way up), then pull your peenie over the top of your underwear with your right hand (assuming you're right-handed) and push down on the elastic directly below it with your left thumb, creating space. Hold that position while you go, then shake 'im off and tuck back in. I do this so automatically that I had to watch myself and take notes last time. :thumbsup:

And how the fock is that easier than simply unzipping, pulling it through the hole designed in my clothes for the purpose, and pissing?

 

I mean your way involves belts and buttons, making sure my pants don't fall down... seems like a lot more trouble to me.

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...And how exactly do I hold my beer?

Ever guy should know how to balance it on the top and urinal algebra, something that is just instinctual.

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And how the fock is that easier than simply unzipping, pulling it through the hole designed in my clothes for the purpose, and pissing?

 

I mean your way involves belts and buttons, making sure my pants don't fall down... seems like a lot more trouble to me.

 

Well because you have to reach through your fly, then reach around that offset flap in your underwear, then fish your willie back through the hole. If you're worried about restriction, I don't see how the flap doesn't pinch it a little from the side. Also since the first thing it passes through on the way back in is your pants, it seems inevitable that you'd get a little drip on your fly area.

I haven't tried it that way in a very long time, though. I'll give it a go next time and report back. :thumbsup:

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