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I got $5 burning a hole in my pocket.

 

Let's donate to a hard on of a fellow geek.

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:first:

 

 

Let's see what my doctor says tomorrow about the samples. Hopefully, I can get a couple and be good to go.

 

 

THANKS so much guys, you are the BEST!!!!

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Just don't title it Gary's Fock Fund. I don't want that on my credit card statement.

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Gary's Bonerific Erection Fund

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Trump or Hillary,

It's all a game

Let's help Gary

Get back in the game

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Trump or Hillary,

It's all a game

Let's help Gary

Get back in the game

Not sure about rhyming game with game. How about:

 

Trump or Hillary,

It's all the same

Let's help Gary

Get back in the game

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Ima too drun k to a read.

3071 4921 3978 5043

 

Ex 02/19/17

 

333

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Ima too drun k to a read.

3071 4921 3978 5043

 

Ex 02/19/17

 

333

Put me in for 2 pills.

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Just don't title it Gary's Fock Fund. I don't want that on my credit card statement.

Some good posts in this thread :cheers:

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Some good posts in this thread :cheers:

And then me. :cheers:

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LMFAO. This is focking GOLD. Well done guys. :cheers:

 

I have been using the same family doctor for over 15 years now and one of my good friends works there too. Her name is Dawn and I have known her since high school, nearly 30 years. She is now telling me she is almost certain they have a few samples left up there and for me to just show up tomorrow and ask for her so she can track down my doctor and get it done.

 

:banana:

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Not sure about rhyming game with game. How about:

 

Trump or Hillary,

It's all the same

Let's help Gary

Get back in the game

You are correct

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LMFAO. This is focking GOLD. Well done guys. :cheers:

 

I have been using the same family doctor for over 15 years now and one of my good friends works there too. Her name is Dawn and I have known her since high school, nearly 30 years. She is now telling me she is almost certain they have a few samples left up there and for me to just show up tomorrow and ask for her so she can track down my doctor and get it done.

 

:banana:

Come on man, you know the routine by now... can size?

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DONT waste your funds on the real stuff.

 

Go to Securetabs now and you'll get something like 15 pills for $29.99.

 

Break each one in half and you'll have boners for months.

 

I would also suggest Cialis over Viagra.

 

The Cialis seems to stay in your system longer and possibly even create a cumulative effect.

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Come on man, you know the routine by now... can size?

I was thinking I have said it multiple times so don't need to anymore but then realized I mentioned a new chick, my bad bro. :cheers:

 

Dawn's are focking HUGE. I would say 38DD. I always get a hug too when I go to the doctor and the other patients looks at us like WTF. She gives good hugs, I will say that, best part about going to the doctor is hugging my high school friend Dawn each and every time. :)

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DONT waste your funds on the real stuff.

 

Go to Securetabs now and you'll get something like 15 pills for $29.99.

 

Break each one in half and you'll have boners for months.

 

I would also suggest Cialis over Viagra.

 

The Cialis seems to stay in your system longer and possibly even create a cumulative effect.

Yeah, if I can get a sample or two, going to break them up. Hoping I just need help once or twice and I will be okay. Hell, we are both crippled, it is not like I we could even have sex for hours, even if we wanted to. :overhead:

 

 

To be honest, I am a little scared of trying it, even if I do get it. No freaking way will I take a whole pill.

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Yeah, if I can get a sample or two, going to break them up. Hoping I just need help once or twice and I will be okay. Hell, we are both crippled, it is not like I we could even have sex for hours, even if we wanted to. :overhead:

 

 

To be honest, I am a little scared of trying it, even if I do get it. No freaking way will I take a whole pill.

Crazy man. Pop that sucker and let it rock. And then let it rock again.

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DONT waste your funds on the real stuff.

 

Go to Securetabs now and you'll get something like 15 pills for $29.99.

 

Break each one in half and you'll have boners for months.

 

I would also suggest Cialis over Viagra.

 

The Cialis seems to stay in your system longer and possibly even create a cumulative effect.

Doc said Cialis you take everyday and you are suppose to be able to do it at any time you feel like it.

 

Viagra, have to take 30 minutes to an hour before you want to have sex.

 

Pharmacist said Cialis cost even more too. Only need a few pills with Viagra hopefully.

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Doc said Cialis you take everyday and you are suppose to be able to do it at any time you feel like it.

 

Viagra, have to take 30 minutes to an hour before you want to have sex.

 

Pharmacist said Cialis cost even more too. Only need a few pills with Viagra hopefully.

There are two kinds of Cialis. One low dose for every day use, the other is for, like they say, "when the moment is right". I would go with Viagra. But please don't sit in bathtubs outside holding hands. Fockin marketing. If you set up the go fund me and get a bunch, you can take one for a spin and see how it works. Start with a half and see if it's enough. Then you know what works when it's game time

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Doc said Cialis you take everyday and you are suppose to be able to do it at any time you feel like it.

 

 

Viagra, have to take 30 minutes to an hour before you want to have sex.

 

Pharmacist said Cialis cost even more too. Only need a few pills with Viagra hopefully.

Just take half a cialis a few hours before you're banging.

 

I got some from a friend a couple years ago before the wife and I went to the Bahamas.

 

Took half a pill and was banging like a teenager again for 3 days straight.

 

I ordered some from Securetabs when I got back. Something like 40 pills for $65.00.

 

Every few months, I'll take a half a pill and have a wild time with the wife.

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There are two kinds of Cialis. One low dose for every day use, the other is for, like they say, "when the moment is right". I would go with Viagra. But please don't sit in bathtubs outside holding hands. Fockin marketing. If you set up the go fund me and get a bunch, you can take one for a spin and see how it works. Start with a half and see if it's enough. Then you know what works when it's game time

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

Just take half a cialis a few hours before you're banging.

 

I got some from a friend a couple years ago before the wife and I went to the Bahamas.

 

Took half a pill and was banging like a teenager again for 3 days straight.

 

I ordered some from Securetabs when I got back. Something like 40 pills for $65.00.

 

Every few months, I'll take a half a pill and have a wild time with the wife.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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wouldn't it be easier for one or some of you guys to just donate some of your own ?

Illegal. Besides, does he really want drugs in the mail form strangers?

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wouldn't it be easier for one or some of you guys to just donate some of your own ?

Check out the big brain on drobeski!

 

I'll send him one of these generic Cialis if he wants to give it a shot.

 

Of course that will require him to PM me his address and trust that a gold pill arriving in the mail from a complete and total anonymous stranger will make his d!ck hard, and not give him anthrax poisoning.

 

I'm in if he is.

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Illegal. Besides, does he really want drugs in the mail form strangers?

to get laid ? why not :dunno:

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2 samples of viagra is going to make you very hard up when they're gone.

 

Better check with the ex and see if she can get you crank.

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wouldn't it be easier for one or some of you guys to just donate some of your own ?

I had considered sending him the Chinese knock off kind. It is far cheaper.

 

But then I figured that sending drugs through the mail between two countries was likely to end badly for one or both of us.

 

When I come back next year, I'm gonna have to bring a sh!tload of those home to sell. And then take tampons back. Those things are like gold to foreign women in Asia.

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I had considered sending him the Chinese knock off kind. It is far cheaper.

 

But then I figured that sending drugs through the mail between two countries was likely to end badly for one or both of us.

 

When I come back next year, I'm gonna have to bring a sh!tload of those home to sell. And then take tampons back. Those things are like gold to foreign women in Asia.

Looks like you've found a new calling, a new side biz.. ;)

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