If You Got High One Night And Found The Meaning Of Life....

[BunnysBastatrds 1,909]

Would you make any attempt to share it? You're eighteen working as a fry cook in a mom and pop seafood restaurant. You're cleaning the kitchen floor by yourself. It's Goid Friday. Worked your bawls off. You and two friends each ate a hit of blue dolphin. The boss who looks like Kenny Rodgers asks a billion questions asks, who wants draft beer? Rough night? Let's have some fun!

 

After two hours of cleaning a kitchen infested by my German roaches, you see God.

 

You wind up in a bar playing Gillian Islands music sucking tequila shots out of a seventeen years olds naval hoping you avoid jail cause her Sheriff dads cruisers batteries are just as much a failure as the fire work show.

 

Looking at my best. I looked at the Sun today. I found the light. Printer at home stopped working. Dog is nuts. Nuts are culturally adapted.

 

I saw the sun. Welding glasses. Fawk me.

[kilroy69 993]

I need help. I read all this.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,909]

I need help. I read all this.

Look away! Look away!

[BunnysBastatrds 1,909]

The moral of the story exists in the light. Can you seeeereeeeeeee the light? Not the Coors Lite.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,909]

I ate some bad fungi goo. Ate some acid. Saw the light. And promised an old lady hard . Saw God in her attic. And made promises only an idiot would.

 

She had nice . (48DDDD)

[MTSkiBum 1,593]

Just 1 night?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,909]

Just 1 night?

Really?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,909]

I'm drunk and watching one of my favorite movies. Stories actually. The Thomas Crown Affair. The original was a fawking classic. They don't make them like that anymore.

[NorthernVike 2,079]

Itsatip, you shouldn't drink alone.

[shotsup 830]

Itsatip, you shouldn't drink alone.

Was he drinking alone if I was drinking my balls off too ?