There was this girl at my HS who got prego at 16 and named her son focking Optimus - this is right around when all the Transformer movies were blowing up. What a tard.
My cousin's daughter just had a boy, named him Maximus. They are calling him Max which is fine, but Maximus, really? And the husband's name is Jeromy, focked up spelling of Jeremy, you'd think he'd be a little more sensitive to the boy's name. Maybe it has some family significance, I dunno. But for any of you who haven't had kids yet, a boy needs to have a normal name or else he is going to end up in a bunch of fights. Girl names can be a little more creative but if you go Abcde on her, I'll be watching her on porn in 18 years.