TimmySmith 2,782 Posted August 3, 2016 Michael Phelps to carry U.S. flag, anyone who doesn't like that can suck it. Greatest Olympian ever. Also prepare to have Simone Biles and Katie Ledecky jammed down your throat. I can see a Biles/Ledecky/Zika drinking game emerge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted August 3, 2016 lots of dead pool options here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted August 3, 2016 From the sounds of, it's shaping up to be a shiat hole... I saw some of the showers in the village are literal holes in the wall, no plumbing assembly, with water coming out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted August 3, 2016 Sochi, but with more contagious diseases and murder, less government sponsored cheating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted August 3, 2016 From the sounds of, it's shaping up to be a shiat hole... I saw some of the showers in the village are literal holes in the wall, no plumbing assembly, with water coming out. Is this the glory hole porn thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,805 Posted August 3, 2016 The zika spread later is gonna be awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted August 3, 2016 Wait until after when we quarantine our athletes - not just for Zika, but MRSA, CRE, etc... The great thing about Zika is no symptoms - until your infant comes out looking like the Alien that blew through Kane's chest in the chow hall. Geesus, it sucks when your best option is a friggin terrorist attack, At least we can kill them.,, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted August 3, 2016 Is this the glory hole porn thread? Oh man, I bet the Games are an all out fock'fest for people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted August 3, 2016 Oh man, I bet the Games are an all out fock'fest for people. Each athlete is provided 42 condoms. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,805 Posted August 3, 2016 Each athlete is provided 42 condoms. "What do i do after the first day and im out?"Ryan Lochte Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,566 Posted August 3, 2016 is it over yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted August 4, 2016 https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/rio-officials-lose-keys-to-olympic-stadium-080908840.html The problems Rio organizers have run into before the Opening Ceremony have ranged from disturbing to outrageous. Now, they’re just funny. According to media reports, Rio officials lost the keys to Olympic Stadium yesterday. This left organizers unable to access the mixed area of the venue. No big deal, right? Desperate times calls for desperate measures as workers had to come in and use bolt cutters to get into the stadium. In a city with more than six million people, a locksmith was apparently difficult to find. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted August 4, 2016 when the olympics are over, they should shut down the airport before anyone can leave and light the place on fire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted August 4, 2016 "What do i do after the first day and im out?" Ryan Lochte On the bright side Lochte's brain can fit in a Zika head so he can let fly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,593 Posted August 4, 2016 I probably will not watch more than 5 minutes, I know I am in the minority but I think the events are boring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted August 4, 2016 I probably will not watch more than 5 minutes, I know I am in the minority but I think the events are boring. I watched the chicks soccer yesterday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted August 5, 2016 I'm so pumped!!!! I love the olympics!!!! Winter and summer! I got my dvr locked and loaded! I love the obscure sports like speed walking judo archery badminton just amazing stuff how talented some people are. I must confess tho I could care less about basketball ever since the dream team Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old School 360 Posted August 5, 2016 Is it true that some dip sh't tried to rob one of the Russians yesterday? Not an athelete, but a coach or official or somebody with the team. And the Russian shot him dead on the spot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,805 Posted August 5, 2016 I'm so pumped!!!! I love the olympics!!!! Winter and summer! I got my dvr locked and loaded! I love the obscure sports like speed walking judo archery badminton just amazing stuff how talented some people are. I must confess tho I could care less about basketball ever since the dream team Me too. My wife and I were talking about it last night and the appeal for me is unlike a basketball or football season where you know everybody and get to see them season after season we only get to see these guys once every 4 years. So it's kind of fun when you see their event on to remember those folks from 4 years ago. Olympics are so great Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted August 5, 2016 Is it true that some dip sh't tried to rob one of the Russians yesterday? Not an athelete, but a coach or official or somebody with the team. And the Russian shot him dead on the spot? If that happened here, we would prosecute the snot out of the Russian for his hate crime, lol, kudos to the Rusky for eliminating waste for us all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old School 360 Posted August 5, 2016 Is it true that some dip sh't tried to rob one of the Russians yesterday? Not an athelete, but a coach or official or somebody with the team. And the Russian shot him dead on the spot? So, it did happen- thursday- just after the torch relay -they originally said it was a vice-consul from the embassy. Russia is now disputing that. Another crazy story- few facts other than the supposed robber was shot to death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted August 5, 2016 I must confess tho I could care less about basketball ever since the dream team *Couldn't Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted August 5, 2016 Japan Nigeria soccer game last night was pretty good. Glad to have some random sports on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,302 Posted August 5, 2016 I always think I won't get into watching the Olympus but then I always do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted August 5, 2016 Waiting for NBC to put some events on the Gear VR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted August 5, 2016 Won't watch much, but I will know the U.S. field hockey games will be on the tube in my house... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted August 5, 2016 Waiting for NBC to put some events on the Gear VR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 5, 2016 At the torch lighting ceremony I hear they're gonna light a giant citronella candle. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,805 Posted August 5, 2016 Waiting for NBC to put some events on the Gear VR. Me too. I thought I saw somewhere that it's going to be a day late? I thought the soccer they had on this week was pretty cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,121 Posted August 5, 2016 I probably will not watch more than 5 minutes, I know I am in the minority but I think the events are boring. I think the speed skating is pretty cool. They fly around that little ice track. But I'll have to wait another two years for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted August 5, 2016 This is baller. The NBA bagged the Olympic Village and brought in their own CRUISE SHIP! Can you imagine the MAJOR EPIC COLLOSAL Fock Fest that must be going on there? Holy shiit. Forget the Opening Ceremony - THAT would be the hottest ticket in town. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted August 5, 2016 Seriously - why would any city want to host the games? More often that not (least recently) all the games do is leave a trail of debt and despair. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2941216/Extraordinary-images-Vladimir-Putin-s-Sochi-Olympic-park-lying-desolate-abandoned.html http://allday.com/post/666-the-abandoned-buildings-from-sochi-and-other-olympic-venues/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 5, 2016 Hasn't even officially begun and we already have our first mooslim rape. Two women actually. These inbred mother fockers and rape. Must be why they cover their women from head to toe. Animals. https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/moroccan-boxer-arrested-removed-from-olympics-after-alleged-sexual-assault-162415994.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted August 5, 2016 This is baller. The NBA bagged the Olympic Village and brought in their own CRUISE SHIP! Can you imagine the MAJOR EPIC COLLOSAL Fock Fest that must be going on there? Holy shiit. Forget the Opening Ceremony - THAT would be the hottest ticket in town. better than the vikings? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted August 5, 2016 Hasn't even officially begun and we already have our first mooslim rape. Two women actually. These inbred mother fockers and rape. Must be why they cover their women from head to toe. Animals. https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/moroccan-boxer-arrested-removed-from-olympics-after-alleged-sexual-assault-162415994.html How did he rape women with those gloves on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted August 5, 2016 Hasn't even officially begun and we already have our first mooslim rape. Two women actually. These inbred mother fockers and rape. Must be why they cover their women from head to toe. Animals. https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/moroccan-boxer-arrested-removed-from-olympics-after-alleged-sexual-assault-162415994.html Thats exactly why. The sexual urges they feel when they see exposed flesh makes them feel not in control and immasculated. They have to cover their women to maintain their dominance over them. So now when they see normal women with tatties out and leg showing, their pent up sexual tension is released in rapey ways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted August 6, 2016 Well, so far, I've been to Quincineras with more pomp and spectacle than the opening ceremonies. Reminds me of when Stan and the gang went to Casa Bonita. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted August 6, 2016 Why does every GD Olympic ceremony need to have some cryptic bizarro interpretative bullchit that can only be explained with an annotized 83 page bibliography and syllabus? If it has to be explained to you, it ain't entertainment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,805 Posted August 6, 2016 Well, so far, I've been to Quincineras with more pomp and spectacle than the opening ceremonies. Reminds me of when Stan and the gang went to Casa Bonita. Yeah they definitely didnt have the budget unfortunately. But going up against london and china before was going to be a tough task. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted August 6, 2016 Fun fact: Brazil was the leading recipient of African Slaves. ...And look how great they're doing now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites