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#6208951 Video of the day: Mexican cowboy stops an armed robber

Posted by jerryskids on Yesterday, 07:27 PM

Dood's a badass, he's got a gun in his face and he takes off his sunglasses with a "OK, let's do this" attitude.   :bandana:

#6207837 Any One Event Fundamentally Change Your Life Trajectory?

Posted by jerryskids on 24 April 2018 - 09:13 AM

I'll give a positive story:  29 years ago I moved to Phoenix for a job on a rotation program.  They hired about 25 engineers each year for this, and it was like a coed fraternity; they became my instant circle of friends.  During one rotation I worked near one particular girl, I'll call her Mary, and we got to be good friends.  Totally platonic, in fact I dated her roommate for a while (also on program).  One night we were all out dancing and I looked up to see Mary say something to another friend and that friend look at me with a :o face.  It was clear that she said something to the effect of liking me.  I was intrigued and thought "hmm, she is kinda cute..." I pursued her to get her to tell me what she said, and eventually we went on a date.


Here we are married 25 years this October with 3 kids.  :cheers:


Oh, and for those wondering, she told our friend "if I was drunk enough I'd sleep with Jerry."  :D

#6204733 I hope you can help me help a Chinese friend out. It's fun and you may le...

Posted by jerryskids on 19 April 2018 - 12:01 PM

I'm not half-inebriated yet, but the day is young.  :cheers:


Also I'm traveling, about to leave my hotel and won't get to it until tomorrow.  Actually my wife would probably be more interested but it wouldn't be until tomorrow or this weekend.  I'll ask her when I get home tonight.  :cheers:

#6204569 Plane engine explodes mid flight

Posted by jerryskids on 19 April 2018 - 10:25 AM


Well, I think that she was out beyond her shoulders, so I would expect plenty of trauma, but the nurse said that she had hit the wing, which seems like she was really far out there.  If so, how the hell did they get her back in?  :dunno:


This is why I call bull on this story.  Absolutely she did not hit the wing, unless it was on the way to a freefall to the ground.  If anything beyond her head was outside of that window, they wouldn't be able to pull her back.

#6203459 Got an important decision to make

Posted by jerryskids on 17 April 2018 - 10:19 PM

Why do you have to decide at the end of this week?

How would your BIL gonna set you up with your own biz when you graduate in 2 years if hes been given 6 mos to live?  

If he has for a plan for all this, and youre to be the one to run it, shouldnt you be intimately familiar with the set up already? Hows it structured? Who owns what? Whats the biz plan? How will it be funded? What are the Payroll, Operating expenses, tenancy and insurance costs?

Once again, things dont add up here.

I sorta intimated at this, but I'm glad you spelled it out.  :cheers:

#6201029 Worst blow jobs

Posted by jerryskids on 14 April 2018 - 11:26 AM

Bunny's wife

#6199118 Freezer or Ice Box

Posted by jerryskids on 11 April 2018 - 03:50 PM

BS. Her box doesnt get enough down time to cool off.



As soon as she hung up I'm certain she asked herself the same question we have all asked ourselves a thousand times; Does he ever work??


Both quality posts.  :cheers:

#6199092 ***Movie Draft***

Posted by jerryskids on 11 April 2018 - 03:25 PM

Think that's a bit of a stretch....Fargo, Seven Psychopaths are really what people mean by Dark Comedy. Using a catapult to hurl a giant 'Trojan Rabbit', not so much.


This is why I hated that category.  Too difficult to define.  :cheers:

#6198934 ***Movie Draft***

Posted by jerryskids on 11 April 2018 - 11:06 AM

Pulp is one of the best ever. Great pick.

Have you ever tried to actually sit down and watch Gone With the Wind?

Ive tried many times, and always found it unwatchable. The last time I recall being really annoyed by the unrelenting soundtrack behind the dialogue.


#6198812 Saturday plans

Posted by jerryskids on 11 April 2018 - 08:56 AM


You're married... you don't have to dance to fool chicks into thinking you're good in the sack anymore!


True, she already knows I suck.  :D  But she likes to dance and she likes when I dance with her.  In fact, our relationship started when a bunch of us friends were dancing at a club and she told a mutual friend that she would fock me if she were drunk enough.  :thumbsup:

#6198625 Ted Cruz Hammers Sho Zuckerberg!

Posted by jerryskids on 10 April 2018 - 10:12 PM

Get glasses. You need them.


I just did a mea culpa to Sho on the thread title.  Let me know if you mean something else.

#6198606 Ted Cruz Hammers Sho Zuckerberg!

Posted by jerryskids on 10 April 2018 - 09:24 PM

The unhealthy obsession continues.


You are such a focking lefty hack.  Cruz biotch-slapped Zuck in that exchange.  I'm not surprised you can't see that.  :(

#6198583 Moral test inside, I failed and Lol’d

Posted by jerryskids on 10 April 2018 - 08:30 PM

Im just waiting for the nunchuck test. That will be comedy gold.


Here you go.  She is well known in our TKD style, and I saw this performance live.  I had a tear in my eye watching it again, as she has accomplished more than most of us ever will, with no arms.  



How he got a black belt has me stumped


Heh heh, stumped... most martial arts styles are exclusive, ours happens to be inclusive.  Which means guys and gals like that can earn their black belts in the context of their physical abilities.  Some see that as a bad thing, I don't.  Maybe I'm a closet libtard.  :dunno:

#6198446 ***Movie Draft***

Posted by jerryskids on 10 April 2018 - 03:59 PM


Yes, nice pick HT, and good point about the swimming..that was real.  


For the record, this couldn't be classified as a silent film.  


Dark comedy?


#6197629 Would you enjoy this job situation?

Posted by jerryskids on 09 April 2018 - 03:33 PM

I've literally got a full page of ToDo's just from today, so I'm inclined to take that job.  Except this is the Geek Club so I'd negotiate for $300K.


Seriously though, it depends on a few things.  One, where are you in life?  I'm 50 and past my desire to rule the world, so more money for less work sounds good.  Two, is there no room for growth after you get there?  Sure you hire in with micromanager guy, but can you see a path to moving on in the near future either within the company or something else outside?  Because in general, more money is a good thing.  :cheers: