The greatest division race in sports history?

[cbfalcon 824]

The Mighty Mighty Champion Blood Bombs vs the Pat's 4 Inches of Pen*s... Amazing!

 

9-1 vs 9-1.

Nobody else in this pathetic league is better than (chuckle)....7-3.

 

The Champs are averaging 150.1 pts per game.

The other team is averaging 149.1 pts.

Next up we drop all the way down to (eyeroll)....140.1 ppg.

 

The Champs have an all play record of 87-23.

The 11th worst team Patweisers have an all play record of 86-24.

Nobody else is better than (facepalm)...70-40.

 

And demonstrating that this division race was preordained from the FF God....meaning that I planned it.....We haven't even played yet. No, we play the last 2 weeks of the season. Weeks 12 and 13. How is that for me orchestrating some drama to keep myself interested in my league? Feel free to applaud me now...And please give secondary applause to Patweisers. Because while I may have orchestrated this from the FF heavens, I prefer to promote to you all the illusion of free will. Meaning that Pat probably believes he could have f*cked this up, but he didn't. Applaud him.

[patweisers44 697]

Believe me, when it comes to FF, I could F**k up a wet dream.

[IAMWood 6]

[cbfalcon 824]

Geez.

 

I called out Gary when he was 5-1. Even predicted 5-9 in his future. Now he is 5-6.

 

And I call out 9-1 Pat, and now he blows? 9-5 is in his future.

[patweisers44 697]

Geez.

 

I called out Gary when he was 5-1. Even predicted 5-9 in his future. Now he is 5-6.

 

And I call out 9-1 Pat, and now he blows? 9-5 is in his future.

worst part about this, is even if you are right, I will still make the playoffs....

[patweisers44 697]

128.30 to 128.28 going into MNF.

[cbfalcon 824]

128.30 to 128.28 going into MNF.

 

It's been a good matchup this week. I'll probably only win by 7-10 points, which is close for me.

[edjr 5,547]

 

It's been a good matchup this week. I'll probably only win by 7-10 points, which is close for me.

 

You should drop C Johnson, he's a bum

[cbfalcon 824]

This is BULLSHIIIT.

 

Protest!

[patweisers44 697]

This is BULLSHIIIT.

 

Protest!

dude...this is where you play it up for the drama aspect. Champs on the ropes, needing a week 13 Win, etc etc.