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Also, is it OK to buy condoms off of Amazon?

In college I bought condoms off of the internet. I dont remember the site. Brand was kimono. They were supposedly extra thin and tapered at the end for your pleasure. I liked em, as far as condoms go.

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I hate buying condoms. I always feel weird. Would definitely buy online

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I pretty much only shop for stuff at the grocery store.

 

I buy 90% of everything else from amazon

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In college I bought condoms off of the internet. I dont remember the site. Brand was kimono. They were supposedly extra thin and tapered at the end for your pleasure. I liked em, as far as condoms go.

 

When I was in high school (Sophomore year I believe) I had this GF named Madison. Her parents walked in on us hooking up, not focking or anything, just some second base action and after that they never liked me and basically forced her to break up with me. So I went on the Trojan, Lifestyles and anyone else who offered it and got a few free samples delivered to her house in my and her name. They probably freaked.

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When I was in high school (Sophomore year I believe) I had this GF named Madison. Her parents walked in on us hooking up, not focking or anything, just some second base action and after that they never liked me and basically forced her to break up with me. So I went on the Trojan, Lifestyles and anyone else who offered it and got a few free samples delivered to her house in my and her name. They probably freaked.

 

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Both. Depends on what it is.

 

Just ordered a boatload of Xmas presents from Amazon yesterday, but there are some things I will need to find elsewhere.

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Depends

 

 

 

so sorry. :(

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I pretty much only shop for stuff at the grocery store.

 

I buy 90% of everything else from amazon

Pretty much this. :thumbsup:

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Mostly online, hate going anywhere. Looking for sizes and sh!t is basically torture....

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Mostly online except some clothes, unless I know the exact brand / style / size. I do pretty much all my Christmas shopping on Amazon.

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Mostly online, hate going anywhere. Looking for sizes and sh!t is basically torture....

 

My little tank (4 years as of August 18) weighs 58 pounds and is already wearing size 7.

 

It's a friggin nightmare to find stuff in person. Online is so the way to go for clothes.

 

Just gave me an idea, I am going to start a new photo thread.

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My little tank (4 years as of August 18) weighs 58 pounds and is already wearing size 7.

 

It's a friggin nightmare to find stuff in person. Online is so the way to go for clothes.

 

Just gave me an idea, I am going to start a new photo thread.

My 5 y/o son weighs 58 lbs and wears 7s and hes HUGE for his age. WTF are you feeding your kid? :o

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If I bought condoms on Amazon my wife would cut my d1ck off. :o

 

Other stuff... are we talking Christmas or things in general? In general I buy everything I can from Amazon, including clothes. Not food, wife buys that at the grocery store. For Christmas it depends on my mood and if I'm targeting a specific gift for someone. I'd still say 75% on Amazon.

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I buy a ton online, but still go to stores. Haven't bought a condom in probably 20 years. I found one in the drawer the other day as I was cleaning stuff out and I asked my wife if it was still good. :lol:

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If I bought condoms on Amazon my wife would cut my d1ck off. :o

 

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Why, what's the problem with getting them from amazon?

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I pretty much only shop for stuff at the grocery store.

 

I buy 90% of everything else from amazon

Yep..this.

 

We may stop in the store just to look or test something out like strollers....then buy online.

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Why, what's the problem with getting them from amazon?

Nothing, but if you read the other threads Jerry is giving advice on recovering from a vasectomy.

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Why, what's the problem with getting them from amazon?

 

I'm married and have had a vasectomy for about 15 years; if condoms showed up at our door, I'd have some 'splaining to do. :unsure:

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Girl I'm seeing won't use the Trojans I have anymore, says she's allergic to them. Texts me a pick of another type of Trojans she wants me to go buy and says just buy the gold box, I did, then I didn't open them so she could tell me if they're the right ones. Then were about to do it and I hadn't asked her so that killed the mood. She opens them anyway, wrong ones, $10 wasted. She asks for money and she'll go buy them at Walgreens. I give her $10 and she buys a $7 3 pack. Then afterwards says yea you can get a 36 pack at Walmart for $15. I ask her then why didn't you go to Walmart and get the 36 pack? Says she doesn't have any money.
She says I need to go buy more. I said I'll get them online. She said not to do that, store only. I said I'll get them wherever I want.
I told her to text me a picture.
She does and I order them off amazon.
She next day texts me she's in Walmart, did I get them. I said I did. She says good because they're out of them and LOLs.
Last night she texts me to take a picture of what I bought and text the pic to her.
I said not doing that I'm busy, 6 rapid fire texts she tells me she's not dumb she knows I got them online and I'm a liar and not to come over Friday.
I yelled at her said I've now wasted $45 on condoms.
She laughs and thinks it's funny.
This is a person with no money but she's always got money for beer.
I told her it's over I'm done with her and all of her bs and arguing and telling me I do things wrong all the time.
Any way I took it back so were still kinda together. Still pissed though. Wtf?

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She won't use the ones I got online or even the 2 left from the box she biught, says she can't trust me.
I tell her they come sealed. She doesn't trust them though.
I said you remember the Tylenol recall from stores. They can be tampered with anywhere.
Same place amazon gets them from Walmart probably does too.

I keep asking her what's wrong with online. She says just because she says so. I told her I need a better reason than that. She still refuses to use them. She says use them on some other girl. I should have said I will at this point.

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Girl I'm seeing won't use the Trojans I have anymore, says she's allergic to them. Texts me a pick of the type she wants me to go buy and says just buy the gold box, I did, then I didn't open them so she could tell me if they're the right ones. Then were about to do it and I hadn't asked her so that killed the mood. She opens them anyway, wrong ones, $10 wasted. She asks for miney and she'll go buy them at Walgreens. I give her $10 and she buys a $7 3 pack. Then afterwards say yea you can get a 36 pack at Walmart for $15. I ask her then why didn't you go to Walmart and get the 36 pack? Says she doesn't have any money.

She says I need to go buy more. I said I'll get them online. She said not to do that, store only. I said I'll get them wherever I want.

I told her to text me a picture.

She does and I order them off amazon.

She nect day tects me she's in Walmart, did I get them. I said I did. She says good because they're out of them and Lols.

Last night she texts me to take a picture of what I bought and text the pic to her.

I said not doing that busy, 6 rapid fire texts tells me she's mot dumb she kniws I got them online and I'm a liar and not to come over Friday.

I telled at her said I've now wasted $45 on condoms.

She laughs and thinks it's funny.

This is a oerson with no money but she's alway got money gor beer.

I told it's over I'm done with her and all of her bs and arguing and telling me I do things wrong all the time.

Any way I took it back so were still kinda together. Still pissed though. Wtf?

Odd. She doesnt make me wear rubbers at all.

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Girl I'm seeing won't use the Trojans I have anymore, says she's allergic to them. Texts me a pick of the type she wants me to go buy and says just buy the gold box, I did, then I didn't open them so she could tell me if they're the right ones. Then were about to do it and I hadn't asked her so that killed the mood. She opens them anyway, wrong ones, $10 wasted. She asks for miney and she'll go buy them at Walgreens. I give her $10 and she buys a $7 3 pack. Then afterwards say yea you can get a 36 pack at Walmart for $15. I ask her then why didn't you go to Walmart and get the 36 pack? Says she doesn't have any money.

She says I need to go buy more. I said I'll get them online. She said not to do that, store only. I said I'll get them wherever I want.

I told her to text me a picture.

She does and I order them off amazon.

She nect day tects me she's in Walmart, did I get them. I said I did. She says good because they're out of them and Lols.

Last night she texts me to take a picture of what I bought and text the pic to her.

I said not doing that busy, 6 rapid fire texts tells me she's mot dumb she kniws I got them online and I'm a liar and not to come over Friday.

I telled at her said I've now wasted $45 on condoms.

She laughs and thinks it's funny.

This is a oerson with no money but she's alway got money gor beer.

I told it's over I'm done with her and all of her bs and arguing and telling me I do things wrong all the time.

Any way I took it back so were still kinda together. Still pissed though. Wtf?

 

This is phenomenal.

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Girl I'm seeing won't use the Trojans I have anymore, says she's allergic to them. Texts me a pick of the type she wants me to go buy and says just buy the gold box, I did, then I didn't open them so she could tell me if they're the right ones. Then were about to do it and I hadn't asked her so that killed the mood. She opens them anyway, wrong ones, $10 wasted. She asks for miney and she'll go buy them at Walgreens. I give her $10 and she buys a $7 3 pack. Then afterwards say yea you can get a 36 pack at Walmart for $15. I ask her then why didn't you go to Walmart and get the 36 pack? Says she doesn't have any money.

She says I need to go buy more. I said I'll get them online. She said not to do that, store only. I said I'll get them wherever I want.

I told her to text me a picture.

She does and I order them off amazon.

She nect day tects me she's in Walmart, did I get them. I said I did. She says good because they're out of them and Lols.

Last night she texts me to take a picture of what I bought and text the pic to her.

I said not doing that busy, 6 rapid fire texts tells me she's mot dumb she kniws I got them online and I'm a liar and not to come over Friday.

I telled at her said I've now wasted $45 on condoms.

She laughs and thinks it's funny.

This is a oerson with no money but she's alway got money gor beer.

I told it's over I'm done with her and all of her bs and arguing and telling me I do things wrong all the time.

Any way I took it back so were still kinda together. Still pissed though. Wtf?

 

Don't date chicks that can't spare $15 bucks? :dunno:

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Make sure to send her a picture of the empty box when you're done banging the other girls youve kept on the hook. :)

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Gepetto, she sounds insane, but keep her around a month. It sounds like you need a little action.

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Gepetto, she sounds insane, but keep her around a month. It sounds like you need a little action.

I have for 2 months.

She's says it's been 3 because Sep Oct Nov are 3 months.

I've argued a lot with her and have told it's over at least 10 times but she just keeps calling constantly and texting until I finally reply.

She has strong convictions on everything, tells me what I should not eat, not drink, where we're going. I say no to about everything she says.

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I have for 2 months.

She's says it's been 3 because Sep Oct Nov are 3 months.

I've argued a lot with her and have told it's over at leadt 10 times but she just keeps callin constantly and texting until I finally reply.

She has strong convictions on everything, tells me what I should not eat, not drink, where we're going. I say no to about everything she says.

 

Sounds like the kind of chick that will say you raped her after you turn her down. GTFO.

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Girl I'm seeing won't use the Trojans I have anymore, says she's allergic to them. Texts me a pick of the type she wants me to go buy and says just buy the gold box, I did, then I didn't open them so she could tell me if they're the right ones. Then were about to do it and I hadn't asked her so that killed the mood. She opens them anyway, wrong ones, $10 wasted. She asks for miney and she'll go buy them at Walgreens. I give her $10 and she buys a $7 3 pack. Then afterwards say yea you can get a 36 pack at Walmart for $15. I ask her then why didn't you go to Walmart and get the 36 pack? Says she doesn't have any money.

She says I need to go buy more. I said I'll get them online. She said not to do that, store only. I said I'll get them wherever I want.

I told her to text me a picture.

She does and I order them off amazon.

She nect day tects me she's in Walmart, did I get them. I said I did. She says good because they're out of them and Lols.

Last night she texts me to take a picture of what I bought and text the pic to her.

I said not doing that busy, 6 rapid fire texts tells me she's mot dumb she kniws I got them online and I'm a liar and not to come over Friday.

I telled at her said I've now wasted $45 on condoms.

She laughs and thinks it's funny.

This is a oerson with no money but she's alway got money gor beer.

I told it's over I'm done with her and all of her bs and arguing and telling me I do things wrong all the time.

Any way I took it back so were still kinda together. Still pissed though. Wtf?

$45 is still a helluva lot cheaper than a hooker. Get over it

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I pretty much only shop for stuff at the grocery store.

 

I buy 90% of everything else from amazon

This. Amazon is just so much cheaper.

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Great to see so many people here support small business. 👍🏻

I support saving money.

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