TheNewGirl 1,020 Posted May 22, 2008 Didn't you think to read the label? "DO NOT INGEST" Here's your SIGN! When did Bill Engval start posting here? BTW, are you going to beat your wife senseless for leaving this container in a location that would make you think it was iced tea? "Hmm...I will just leave this Thompson's Water Seal right here on the kitchen counter and not clean up and throw it away. Maybe Birdseed will drink it, I can get the insurance money and focking PAY someone to do this ###### in the future. YEAH!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,542 Posted May 22, 2008 I told that dumb b1tch to mix it with the ice tea! Can't anybody follow directions, anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nospk 230 Posted May 22, 2008 Similar thing happened to me a few years ago. I had changed the oil in my van and put the used oil in an old Welch's grape juice plastic container, filled right to the top, and left it out in the garage. My now ex-wife mistook the bottle for a new bottle of grape juice and took it from the garage and put it in the fridge. So not knowing this, I poured the oil into a glass and started to take a drink. The second it touched my lips I realized what had happened. You do not want to know what used motor oil tastes like, not to mention how tough it is to get that taste out of your mouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted May 22, 2008 Similar thing happened to me a few years ago.I had changed the oil in my van and put the used oil in an old Welch's grape juice plastic container, filled right to the top, and left it out in the garage. My now ex-wife mistook the bottle for a new bottle of grape juice and took it from the garage and put it in the fridge. So not knowing this, I poured the oil into a glass and started to take a drink. The second it touched my lips I realized what had happened. You do not want to know what used motor oil tastes like, not to mention how tough it is to get that taste out of your mouth. I didn't know you were black. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tubby_mcgee 686 Posted May 22, 2008 When I left, I accidently grabbed the wrong bottle. When I left, my wife said "Here honey, here's your drink. By the way, have you updated your life insurance policy lately?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yostevo 0 Posted May 22, 2008 Back in the late teens/ early 20's me and the fellas were into the skoal chewing tobaccy for awhile. Here's what I learned: 1. Swapping spit with your friends is not the way to go. Especially when it's a 4 day old spittoon cup you mistake as your fast food beverage. 2. Taco bell spittoon cups will only last two days on a coffee table before the bottom breaks through. 3. McDonald's cups would last nearly 4 days. Yes it was disgusting and yes we were slobs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted May 22, 2008 So let me get this straight, your wife did the water proofing and you did the swallowing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Birdseed 1 Posted May 22, 2008 Oh, I forgot to relay how my frantic call to the Poison Control Center (PCC) went, while I am spitting a mixture of flammable liquid and fumes: PCC: Poison Control Center, this is Migel. Birdseed: Yeah, I just accidentally swallowed some Thomspon's Water Seal. PCC: How much did you swallow? Birdseed: At least a couple ounces. PCC: Do you smoke? Birdseed: Occassionally. PCC: Well, I wouldn't light one up right now. Birdseed: OK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted June 10, 2011 I didn't know you were black. Quality post - didn't get the props it deserved 3 years ago........... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nospk 230 Posted June 10, 2011 Quality post - didn't get the props it deserved 3 years ago........... Yes, and I am (still) not black... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted June 11, 2011 Quality post - didn't get the props it deserved 3 years ago........... Yeah, I'm pretty funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted June 11, 2011 I drank an ash cup in a Coke can and puked at a mass pike toll and it was in a fast pass lane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pope 8 Posted June 11, 2011 That's funny. I took you for a spitter, not a swallower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted June 11, 2011 That's funny. I took you for a spitter, not a swallower. He is risen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted June 11, 2011 Yeah, I'm pretty funny looking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites