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Dear Subjects,

 

I've got about 6 offers out there right now. My guess is, nobody has the guts to negotiate with the DieNasty El Padrino. I get it I get it. You all think that my history of domination is proof I know more than you, and therefore you shouldn't take any offer from me. But the truth is, it's your fear of me that allows me to dominate. If anything, I get tunnel vision and overpay for the guys I want.

 

See last year mid season. I wanted an injured Dez so badly, that I gave up Allen Robinson, Duke Johnson, AND a 1st round draft pick. Just a few months later and I probably couldn't trade Dez back to the Kats straight up for Robinson.

 

Last year in preseason, I gave up Eifert and a 1st rounder for Jimmy Graham. But a few weeks later and I looked like a total fool.

 

I once traded Matt Forte, Antonio Brown, and Tony Romo for Aaron Rodgers and Antonio Gates. It wasn't a bust, as Rodgers won be two titles, but how many titles could I have won with a WR corps of Megatron, Brown, AJ Green, and BMarsh in recent years? All of them.

 

There is only one way to take down the El Padrino. And that is to accept my trade offers. Let me kill myself. Otherwise I shall continue to dominate this league forever.

 

Thank you for your loyalty,

El Padrino

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Dear Subjects,

 

I've got about 6 offers out there right now. My guess is, nobody has the guts to negotiate with the DieNasty El Padrino. I get it I get it. You all think that my history of domination is proof I know more than you, and therefore you shouldn't take any offer from me. But the truth is, it's your fear of me that allows me to dominate. If anything, I get tunnel vision and overpay for the guys I want.

 

See last year mid season. I wanted an injured Dez so badly, that I gave up Allen Robinson, Duke Johnson, AND a 1st round draft pick. Just a few months later and I probably couldn't trade Dez back to the Kats straight up for Robinson.

 

Last year in preseason, I gave up Eifert and a 1st rounder for Jimmy Graham. But a few weeks later and I looked like a total fool.

 

I once traded Matt Forte, Antonio Brown, and Tony Romo for Aaron Rodgers and Antonio Gates. It wasn't a bust, as Rodgers won be two titles, but how many titles could I have won with a WR corps of Megatron, Brown, AJ Green, and BMarsh in recent years? All of them.

 

There is only one way to take down the El Padrino. And that is to accept my trade offers. Let me kill myself. Otherwise I shall continue to dominate this league forever.

 

Thank you for your loyalty,

El Padrino

Wow this sounds like my dynasty approach. No wonder why you are the most responsive owner so far.

 

Still waiting on Dr. Medstudent.....

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Wow this sounds like my dynasty approach. No wonder why you are the most responsive owner so far.

 

Still waiting on Dr. Medstudent.....

 

You have to remember, MedStudent is very busy with his asian nurses and other sexual exploits of various porn stars and other pictures of coeds he took from the internet. Sometimes it takes him a few days to properly review any potential trades.

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You have to remember, MedStudent is very busy with his asian nurses and other sexual exploits of various porn stars and other pictures of coeds he took from the internet. Sometimes it takes him a few days to properly review any potential trades.

Dr tampa

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And now I've made a few more offers.

 

As you can all surmise, some involve similar assets off my team. So if there is any interest whatsoever, best to at least start negotiating or talking so you don't miss out on taking advantage of me.

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Meh. I like to trade but I made offers for months with no one responding either rejecting or countering (with the exception of a few like padrino, who I had convos with here via PM). I dnt view this as a tradeaholics league and I like that. I like moderate trading. I oly trade if I see a benefit for my tram now or in the future, not just to trade.

 

Also don't tell me 2nd rounders have no value and then offer me a bunch of 2nd rounders, pretty boy.

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Meh. I like to trade but I made offers for months with no one responding either rejecting or countering (with the exception of a few like padrino, who I had convos with here via PM). I dnt view this as a tradeaholics league and I like that. I like moderate trading. I oly trade if I see a benefit for my tram now or in the future, not just to trade.

 

Also don't tell me 2nd rounders have no value and then offer me a bunch of 2nd rounders, pretty boy.

 

+1

 

I'm looking for a TE upgrade, if anyone has two in the top 6-8 and wants to deal one.

 

Not really looking to trade one of the top 2-3 WR in the league, for what would be my RB3/4 and a late 1st rounder two years from now. Not that I expect this particular owner to examine what my needs might also be, before making a trade offer. :thumbsdown:

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Meh. I like to trade but I made offers for months with no one responding either rejecting or countering (with the exception of a few like padrino, who I had convos with here via PM). I dnt view this as a tradeaholics league and I like that. I like moderate trading. I oly trade if I see a benefit for my tram now or in the future, not just to trade.

 

Also don't tell me 2nd rounders have no value and then offer me a bunch of 2nd rounders, pretty boy.

 

Don't tell me second rounders are very valuable, then be dismissive when I offer a bunch of 2nd rounders. :music_guitarred:

 

And I am a tradeaholic. Everyone should be required to make 3 blockbuster moves per season.

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I usually respond...made a few trades over the years..a couple during this past draft which I have rarely done in this league, if ever.

 

If I don't respond right away I'm thinking about it...I check the site just about every day

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Busted pretending he actually got poony.

How the hell do you guys find this shlt out? Are you all like super Internet detectives or something?

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It was actually really easy. But it all happened on edjrs board. Just took a Google search of the pictures he was posting of the women he was banging and they came up as cam girls and one well known pronstar

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Well not well known but known enough to be recognized by Sux. :D

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I liked the one nurse better.

 

 

It all would have been funny if it was a joke but it was so elaborate and doNE seriously that it ended up just being sad

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I liked the one nurse better.

 

 

It all would have been funny if it was a joke but it was so elaborate and doNE seriously that it ended up just being sad

You think he will participate in the league at all or just set his lineup and keep to himself?

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WW... You need to drop a player, so I can push this through.

 

Error - Transaction Would Create An Invalid Roster For Tampa Pron Doctors
31 Players On Roster Exceeds League Limit of 30

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I think I need to drop. On it

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He has a couple guys who are my priority to see if I can make a deal for. That's why I have only put out like 25 offers. Once I find out that he either isn't going to respond or he has no interest in trading my offers will probably ramp back up a little.

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FBN... You need to drop a player, so I can push this through.

 

Error - Transaction Would Create An Invalid Roster For Tampa Pron Doctors

31 Players On Roster Exceeds League Limit of 30

Yeah WW needs to drop a player. Trading him two guys for one

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WW... You need to drop a player, so I can push this through.

 

Error - Transaction Would Create An Invalid Roster For Tampa Pron Doctors

31 Players On Roster Exceeds League Limit of 30

Done captn

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Add that to the list of reasons I actually hate MFL even though most love it. Other sites will ask you to designate a player to drop when you accept a trade.

 

Or maybe it has something to do with the stone age nature of our trades needing approval :P

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I dont ever recall seeing this much trading....all this activity is pretty damned cool!

 

The Kats, who have never missed the playoffs....got in by a whisker last year and proceeded to get raped. We felt it was about time to change the kitty litter.

 

I'm not gonna lie though, this will be a tough year for Kat fans.....but there is light at the end of the tunnel, as we hold 4 first round picks and 2 high second round picks of the vaunted 2017 draft class.

 

As always, we love to negotiate! Just know though, we like where we are at so some pieces are basically untradable.....the Kats 2017 draft picks and Allan Robinson are our future and we prize them, so you will be forced to overpay for them to pry them from us.

 

Both Duke Johnson and Sammie Coates are a couple players that have created quite the buzz for the upcoming year....but we would part with them for the right players/draft picks.

 

as for the rest of the Kats......they are all tradable.

 

On a side note.....even though we are in a rebuilding phase, we will not all out tank the season. We will try and remain competitive as that is the wishes of our Master, El Padrino.

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Padrino is too busy combing his hair and looking in the mirror to realize he's falling hard :P

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The Kats are a loyal and worthy franchise. For this, they will be rewarded with many riches as my league proceeds into the future.

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He's not our master you focking quisling! :mad:

 

Fock... the reich would have loved you.

:lol:

 

Cb has some serious sway in this league.

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:lol:

 

Cb has some serious sway in this league.

Only with the lemmings.

 

He focks them up with his old vampire voice. Fockin chicks anyway.

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Only with the lemmings.

 

He focks them up with his old vampire voice. Fockin chicks anyway.

We can't all be vamps. Every league needs a few lemmings.

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cbfalcon definitely has all of the charming traits you'd expect from a man of his hitler like stature. :wub:

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I won't lie I have been pretty charmed so far with our trade dealings.

Good. Then give us your next years first rounder for Vance.

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Good. Then give us your next years first rounder for Vance.

He would much rather have Jimmy Graham, per league rules.

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He would much rather have Jimmy Graham, per league rules.

:headscratch:

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