I have to write a speech

[cmh6476 748]

What would you say to a small group of national honor society inductees, parents and teachers for about 10 minutes?

[posty 2,296]

Subject?

[cmh6476 748]

Subject?

scholarship, service, leadership and character is how they are evaluated

[frank 2,144]

Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.

[Strike 3,950]

Four score and seven years ago.....

[NorthernVike 2,080]

I have a dream....

[Mike Honcho 4,010]

Here you go, very inspirational.

 

 

Fellow Party Members:

 

The twenty-fourth of February is always, and rightly so, a day of vivid memories for us. On this date and from this very hall began the Movement's amazing march to victory, which bore it to the helm of the Reich, to leadership of the nation and its destiny. This day is a great day for me too.

 

Surely, it is seldom that a political leader can stand before the same band of followers that hailed his first great public appearance twenty-one years before, and repeat the same program. Seldom can a man proclaim the same doctrines and put them into practice for twenty-one years without at any time having had to relinquish a single part of his original program. In 1920, when we met for the first time in this hall, many of you must have asked yourselves: 'Dear me, a new party, another new party! Why do we want a new party? Don't we have parties enough? . . .'

 

Thus began a heroic struggle, opposed at its inception by nearly all. Nevertheless, the essential objects of the Movement embraced the decisive element. Its clear and unambiguous aim did not allow the Movement to become the tool of definite and limited individual interests, but raised it above all special obligations to the particular obligation of serving the German nation in its entirety, of safeguarding its interests regardless of momentary dissensions or confused thoughts. Thus, today, after twenty-one years, I again stand before you....

 

It was in this very town that I began my struggle, my political struggle against Versailles. You know this, you old members of my party. How often did I speak against Versailles! I probably studied this treaty more than any other man. To this day, I have not forgotten it. The treaty could not be abolished by humility, by submission. It could only be abolished by reliance upon ourselves, by the strength of the German nation.

 

(with emphasis) The days of bitter struggle necessarily led to a selection of leaders. When today I appear before the nation and look at the ranks that surround me, I look at a band of men, real men who stand for something. On the other hand when I regard the cabinets of my opponents, I can only say: 'Quite incapable of being put in charge even of one of my smallest groups.' Hard times resulted in a selection of first class men who naturally caused us a little anxiety now and then. Everybody who is worth his salt is sometimes difficult to handle. In normal times it is not always easy to get divergent elements to work together instead of against one another. But as soon as danger threatens, they form the most resolute body of men. Just as selection is a natural consequence of war and brings real leaders to the fore among soldiers, so in the world of politics selection is the outcome of struggle. It was a result of this slow development, this eternal struggle against opposition, that we gradually acquired leaders with whose aid we can today achieve anything.

 

[cmh6476 748]

Look I'm trying to inspire a few high school lads, not change the world with an infamous speech fools

[Mike Honcho 4,010]

Look I'm trying to inspire a few high school lads, not change the world with an infamous speech fools

And you came here, so.....

[posty 2,296]

Look I'm trying to inspire a few high school lads, not change the world with an infamous speech fools

Just tell them to work hard, study hard and be good Republicans...

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Wear sunscreen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... and get laid

[Mike Honcho 4,010]

Tell them something like this...

 

[Mike Honcho 4,010]

Okay, try this:

 

 

When a problem comes along

You must whip it

Before the cream sits out too long

You must whip it

When something's going wrong

You must whip it

Now whip it

Into shape

Shape it up

Get straight

Go forward

Move ahead

Try to detect it

It's not too late

To whip it

Whip it good

When a good time turns around

You must whip it

You will never live it down

Unless you whip it

No one gets away

Until they whip it

I say whip it

Whip it good

[posty 2,296]

https://johnfalino.com/2015/05/28/national-honor-society-induction-opening-remarks/

[Strike 3,950]

[dain11279 927]

Ask for all can sizes before proceeding..

[Mike Honcho 4,010]

This should inspire.

 

[12th Man 884]

Explain the concept of grade inflation.

[vuduchile 1,940]

With only 10 minutes, Id focus on only one of the qualities theyre being evaluated on.

 

You can mention the others up front, but zero in on the one quality from there.

 

Then tell a cool or funny story about a former NHS person that relates to that quality.

 

https://nhs.us/utility/about-us/famous-nhs-members?SSO=true

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Talk about cack and can size

[Gladiators 1,904]

I personally believe, that some people...

[frank 2,144]

Lord loves a workin' man.

Don't trust whitey.

See a doctor and get rid of it.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Just act it out using interpretive dance

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

There once was a man from nantucket...

[cyclone24 1,805]

Just talk about how much ass they will pull their first year in college...even for book nerds like you.

[The PosterFormerlyKnownAs 61]

Congratulations!

Today is your day.

You're off to Great Places!

You're off and away!

 

You have brains in your head.

You have feet in your shoes.

You can steer yourself

any direction you choose.

You're on your own. And you know what you know.

And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to go.

 

You'll look up and down streets. Look 'em over with care.

About some you will say, "I don't choose to go there."

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet,

you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street.

 

And you may not find any

you'll want to go down.

In that case, of course,

you'll head straight out of town.

 

It's opener there

in the wide open air.

 

Out there things can happen

and frequently do

to people as brainy

and footsy as you.

 

And then things start to happen,

don't worry. Don't stew.

Just go right along.

You'll start happening too.

 

OH!

THE PLACES YOU'LL GO!

 

You'll be on y our way up!

You'll be seeing great sights!

You'll join the high fliers

who soar to high heights.

 

You won't lag behind, because you'll have the speed.

You'll pass the whole gang and you'll soon take the lead.

Wherever you fly, you'll be best of the best.

Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.

 

Except when you don't.

Because, sometimes, you won't.

 

I'm sorry to say so

but, sadly, it's true

that Bang-ups

and Hang-ups

can happen to you.

 

You can get all hung up

in a prickle-ly perch.

And your gang will fly on.

You'll be left in a Lurch.

 

You'll come down from the Lurch

with an unpleasant bump.

And the chances are, then,

that you'll be in a Slump.

 

And when you're in a Slump,

you're not in for much fun.

Un-slumping yourself

is not easily done.

 

You will come to a place where the streets are not marked.

Some windows are lighted. But mostly they're darked.

A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin!

Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in?

How much can you lose? How much can you win?

 

And IF you go in, should you turn left or right...

or right-and-three-quarters? Or, maybe, not quite?

Or go around back and sneak in from behind?

Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find,

for a mind-maker-upper to make up his mind.

 

You can get so confused

that you'll start in to race

down long wiggled roads at a break-necking pace

and grind on for miles cross weirdish wild space,

headed, I fear, toward a most useless place.

The Waiting Place...

 

...for people just waiting.

Waiting for a train to go

or a bus to come, or a plane to go

or the mail to come, or the rain to go

or the phone to ring, or the snow to snow

or the waiting around for a Yes or No

or waiting for their hair to grow.

Everyone is just waiting.

 

Waiting for the fish to bite

or waiting for the wind to fly a kite

or waiting around for Friday night

or waiting, perhaps, for their Uncle Jake

or a pot to boil, or a Better Break

or a string of pearls, or a pair of pants

or a wig with curls, or Another Chance.

Everyone is just waiting.

 

NO!

That's not for you!

 

Somehow you'll escape

all that waiting and staying

You'll find the bright places

where Boom Bands are playing.

 

With banner flip-flapping,

once more you'll ride high!

Ready for anything under the sky.

Ready because you're that kind of a guy!

 

Oh, the places you'll go! There is fun to be done!

There are points to be scored. There are games to be won.

And the magical things you can do with that ball

will make you the winning-est winner of all.

Fame! You'll be as famous as famous can be,

with the whole wide world watching you win on TV.

 

Except when they don't

Because, sometimes they won't.

 

I'm afraid that some times

you'll play lonely games too.

Games you can't win

'cause you'll play against you.

 

All Alone!

Whether you like it or not,

Alone will be something

you'll be quite a lot.

 

And when you're alone, there's a very good chance

you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants.

There are some, down the road between hither and yon,

that can scare you so much you won't want to go on.

 

But on you will go

though the weather be foul.

On you will go

though your enemies prowl.

On you will go

though the Hakken-Kraks howl.

Onward up many

a frightening creek,

though your arms may get sore

and your sneakers may leak.

 

On and on you will hike,

And I know you'll hike far

and face up to your problems

whatever they are.

 

You'll get mixed up, of course,

as you already know.

You'll get mixed up

with many strange birds as you go.

So be sure when you step.

Step with care and great tact

and remember that Life's

a Great Balancing Act.

Just never foget to be dexterous and deft.

And never mix up your right foot with your left.

 

And will you succeed?

Yes! You will, indeed!

(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)

 

KID, YOU'LL MOVE MOUNTAINS!

 

So...

be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray

or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea,

You're off the Great Places!

Today is your day!

Your mountain is waiting.

So...get on your way!

[jerryskids 5,172]

Be Seated Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans, traditionally, love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. Now, I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. Now, an army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating. Now, we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. You know, by God, I actually pity those poor bastards we're going up against. By God, I do. We're not just going to shoot the bastards. We're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel. Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken-out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything -- except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose, and we're gonna kick him in the ass. We're gonna kick the hell out of him all the time, and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose! Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home, and you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you, "What did you do in the great World War II?" -- you won't have to say, "Well, I shoveled in Louisiana." Alright now you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel. Oh, I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anytime, anywhere. That's all.

 

[jerryskids 5,172]

[frank 2,144]

 

"Go Forth And Die"

 

Trapped inside a box

Four long years

Hiding from the world

Punished by your peers

 

Studied teachers words

Stabbed a box of hearts

Earned a piece of paper

No go forth and start

 

Go forth Be conquered

Go Forth and Die

 

Now you've graduated

Mind is mutilated

Thrust into the world

Feeling segregated

Move in with your parents

Back into the dark

Landed where you started

Bachelor of Arts

 

The learning starts now...

Open up your textbooks and turn to the

Chapter concerning your DETH

 

Night sky

Bleeds red

Black birds

Bring DETH

 

You'll be eaten by the blackness

Of your rotting mind that's dying

You're consumed with sharpened wings

That penetrate your frightened lying

 

Go die

Go die

Go die go!

 

Now you're sad and frightened

Want to go and hide

Maybe get your masters

Eight more years inside

Dream of your own murder

Strangled by the IVY

Drown in student loans

Better off just dying

 

Go Die

Go Die

 

You'll be eaten by the blackness

Of your rotting mind that's dying

You're consumed with sharpened wings

That penetrate your frightened lying

 

Go Forth Be conquered

Go forth and die

Go forth be conquered

Go forth and die

Go forth and die

Go forth and die

Go forth and die

Go forth and die

[IGotWorms 3,302]

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Okay, try this:

 

 

When a problem comes along

You must whip it

Before the cream sits out too long

You must whip it

When something's going wrong

You must whip it

Now whip it

Into shape

Shape it up

Get straight

Go forward

Move ahead

Try to detect it

It's not too late

To whip it

Whip it good

When a good time turns around

You must whip it

You will never live it down

Unless you whip it

No one gets away

Until they whip it

I say whip it

Whip it good

Focking kids today wouldn't even get it. Parents on the other hand would be laughing their asses off.

[frank 2,144]

You can't always get what you want.

[kutulu 1,542]

[NorthernVike 2,080]

10 minutes of quotes from various songs would make for an awesome speech.

[Cruzer 1,992]

Whatever direction you chose to go, wrap it up by saying,

 

"And in conclusion, any of you ladies who are into anal - please stick around for a private conference - thank you."

[frank 2,144]

10 minutes of quotes from various songs would make for an awesome speech.

Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money.

[frank 2,144]

NSFW but you really should use this. Or Whip It.

 

 

[Old School 360]

When you boil it down- success comes down to Two things.

 

 

 

Cocaine & Asian Hookers

[Alias Detective 1,179]

What would you say to a small group of national honor society inductees, parents and teachers for about 10 minutes?

Im assuming they are all white?

[cmh6476 748]

Im assuming they are all white?

probably but not a definite