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Cloaca du jour

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#6361150 Which cute little critter would you eat: Koala bear, baby seal or a puppy?

Posted by Cloaca du jour on Today, 07:44 AM

If hygienic and prepared well, I'd try any of them.


Im sure you have had puppy and didnt even know it china doll


#6358473 I was banned for LIFE at Sea World- Spermoff

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 15 November 2018 - 07:30 PM

I was in europe and saw these two scottish women...so I say..

Hello ladies...what are you two fine scottish ladies up to?

They got all offended and said Wales in a huff.

So I asked what are you two wales up to tonight?


#6357938 I was banned for LIFE at Sea World- Spermoff

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 15 November 2018 - 06:03 AM

Reminds me of a friend of mine who spent thousands on medical school.  Lost his license due to sleeping with a patient.  Good guy too.
Had to close his vet practice.


#6357834 Interview tips

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 14 November 2018 - 10:19 PM

I havent interviewed in 25 years...I got nuttin.

I imagine being honest about your abilities and areas of improvement would help.  A large group like that...someone can sniff out bs.

Im sure you have asked what they are looking for...try to emulate that.


#6355956 Clear PET scan, b1tches!

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 12 November 2018 - 02:40 PM

🍒🍆🍑


#6354323 How did you get into your career

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 09 November 2018 - 01:18 PM

Started out on fries...worked my way up to counter...then assistant manager.  Knocked up the owners only daughter married her...when he kicked off...inherited his 5 stores.

The american way!!


#6353261 Black Dog vs Over the Top

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 08 November 2018 - 11:20 AM

Two completely un related movie genres.


#6349431 A diet with more vegetables

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 03 November 2018 - 03:03 AM

I have done better with veggies since moving to Asia.

Why? I hate the taste of vegetables generally. Not a fan of the texture of most either.

But here they are mostly covered in vinegar and or some spicy as Fock sauce. I can do that.

For instance, cabbage blows. Cole slaw, sauerkraut, focking disgusting. But Ill eat kimchi like a boss.


Love sauteed cabbage and noodles...haluski.  love cabbage rolls...love slaw...cabbage is awesome!!


#6349317 Mostert arm injury

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 02 November 2018 - 05:31 PM

Milk...does a body good.


#6347417 The White Castle of fornicating........

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 31 October 2018 - 02:56 PM

Wiffleball casting couch?


#6347416 What halloween candy are you giving out?

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 31 October 2018 - 02:55 PM

I have 12 kids in my neighborhood.  The welfare rangers will drop kids off by the car load.  I would have near 300 kids.

Screw that.

I like the ones that drag an infant out and expect you to put candy in their bucket.  Little wic baby dont even have teeth.


#6346468 Golden Tate traded to PHI

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 30 October 2018 - 01:03 PM

Goldent taint becomes philthy taint


#6346185 College female chokes to death during eating contest

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 30 October 2018 - 07:34 AM

Sacred heart girls are told not to swallow.


#6346180 How did FF leagues work before the internet?

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 30 October 2018 - 07:28 AM

My first league...you drafted a single team...one of each position.  No waivers or anything.  Every 4 weeks you had a supplemental draft to replace injured players.  You didnt have 2 qbs...just one.  He get hurt and you were out of luck till supp draft.  Good times!!!


#6346178 How did FF leagues work before the internet?

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 30 October 2018 - 07:26 AM

Rosters submitted by phone call.  Land line to answering machine