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You're hosting a dinner, which 4 celebrity (living) guests would you invite?

 

Dan Jenkins - legendary sports writer, his personal knowledge of Hogan and the old days are invaluable - could listen to him for hours.

Barry Switzer - an encyclopedia of football knowledge, the stories this guy has are 2nd to none - not to mention he's funny as hell.

Bill Clinton - politics aside, one of the most charismatic Prez we've ever seen. Plus, he'd prolly call up some strippers after we've eaten.

Neil deGrasse Tyson - I could sit and talk to this guy all day long. Totally fascinated with astrophysics and the universe.

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alive I assume?

 

often this question is posed as alive or dead

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alive I assume?

 

often this question is posed as alive or dead

Good point.

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Just the 5 of us? Picking straight off the top of my head without much thought.

 

Me

Ron Jeremy

John Riggins

Pete Towshend

John Daly.

 

Apparently my subconscious is not interested in learning anything. We will need more booze.

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None... I have no interest in talking to a "celebrity"... I would rather be able to talk to family members that have passed...

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None... I have no interest in talking to a "celebrity"... I would rather be able to talk to family members that have passed...

 

to find out if they were curmudgeons too?

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None... I have no interest in talking to a "celebrity"... I would rather be able to talk to family members that have passed...

Plus the school shooters all killed themselves.

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Leeann Tweeden

Sheryl Crow

Kimberly Perry

Natalie Gulbis.

 

I am sure it would be a great time, right up until I started to do my Louis CK impression. :dunno:

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Leeann Tweeden

Sheryl Crow

Kimberly Perry

Natalie Gulbis.

 

I am sure it would be a great time, right up until I started to do my Louis CK impression. :dunno:

 

you're much handsomer than he

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Daniel Day Lewis

 

Pete Rose

 

John Riggins

 

Sandra Bullock

 

 

Timmy took Riggins also. :thumbsup:

 

Eta: I'm removing Riggins, and adding Eugenie Buchard. Maybe she'll bring her sister as a plus one.

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Blarf

 

One waffle , coming up hot.

You're invited too.

 

We can play cards after and the loser has to clean the filter out

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If it's truly a dinner quest, as in I'll bang them after.

 

This could take days to come up with an answer.,

 

but Kate Beckinsale is a lock. today, yesterday, 10 years ago.

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Spinoff...What's on the menu and where is dinner?

 

I just don't give a fock about celebrities in general. I'd probably sit down with a HOF from each major sport who is going to have a few drinks and tell stories.

 

Favre

Jordan

Gretzky

Bonds - Not HOF, but would fit in fine with this group and evens things out so as to not be racist

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Springsteen

Mattingly

Coughlin

Parcells

Buck Showalter

 

MDC to fetch drinks

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MDC to fetch drinks

 

:lol:

 

bravo

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Not sure what all the love is for Neil Degrasse, guy is a pompous azz. Brilliant guy but there are for more accomplished astrophysicist and he is more or less just the poster boy.

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Not sure what all the love is for Neil Degrasse, guy is a pompous azz. Brilliant guy but there are for more accomplished astrophysicist and he is more or less just the poster boy.

Agreed he's a poster boy. That's why he makes the list. People know him as an astrophysicist/entertainer. Cool combo and very cool guy. What's not to like?

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Not sure what all the love is for Neil Degrasse, guy is a pompous azz. Brilliant guy but there are for more accomplished astrophysicist and he is more or less just the poster boy.

 

I needed a black guy that wouldn't make things uncomfortable.

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Agreed he's a poster boy. That's why he makes the list. People know him as an astrophysicist/entertainer. Cool combo and very cool guy. What's not to like?

 

So more or less you want to eat with him so people could say "look who he is eating with!!!" rather than actually having an enlightening conversation?

 

He is just really pompous man. He treats people like sh!t to when they have a simple question. He is guaranteed to piss you off at some point in that dinner.

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Not sure what all the love is for Neil Degrasse, guy is a pompous azz. Brilliant guy but there are for more accomplished astrophysicist and he is more or less just the poster boy.

 

No sh*t. I'd take Brian May over him. Could talk astrophysics AND music.

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Lena Dunham

Kathy Griffin

Al Gore

Rob Reiner

 

There may be some special ingredients in their meals......... :ninja:

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So more or less you want to eat with him so people could say "look who he is eating with!!!" rather than actually having an enlightening conversation?

 

He is just really pompous man. He treats people like sh!t to when they have a simple question. He is guaranteed to piss you off at some point in that dinner.

I'm saying he's entertaining and brilliant. Both important qualities for someone I would want to dine with. Not sure what that has to do with "look at Mee!!"

 

As far as him treating people like sh!t, I've never seen it. Used to listen to his podcast and he was informative, friendly, and smart.

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I needed a black guy that wouldn't make things uncomfortable.

 

This is the only acceptable answer.

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I'm saying he's entertaining and brilliant. Both important qualities for someone I would want to dine with. Not sure what that has to do with "look at Mee!!"

 

As far as him treating people like sh!t, I've never seen it. Used to listen to his podcast and he was informative, friendly, and smart.

 

Surprised you didn't pick Bill Nye. For science stuffz. :doublethumbsup:

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Not sure what all the love is for Neil Degrasse, guy is a pompous azz. Brilliant guy but there are for more accomplished astrophysicist and he is more or less just the poster boy.

You can discuss the pompous angle, - but the rest is simply crazy.

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Warren Buffet

Bill Gates

Mark Cuban

Dan Gilbert

 

 

I want a group that can help me make lots of $$$

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Warren Buffet

Bill Gates

Mark Cuban

Dan Gilbert

 

 

You can have your famous and braindead celebrities alls you want...I want a group that can help me make lots of $$$

I think people are getting confused on the terminology of "celebrity"..... To me, these guys are celebrity names, famous people - one in the same.

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I think people are getting confused on the terminology of "celebrity"..... To me, these guys are celebrity names, famous people - one in the same.

I would call that 4 celebrities.....Without question.

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Warren Buffet

Bill Gates

Mark Cuban

Dan Gilbert

 

 

I want a group that can help me make lots of $$$

You know, that would make a great episode of Shark Tank. But you got to remember, you're throwing a dinner party. You can't have four Alphas in a dinner party. You really need to focus on the mix. Pretty much guaranteed that Buffett and Gates would just shut down.

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Jessica Alba

Gal Gadot

Rachel McAdams

Kate Beckinsal

 

Since I don't care to talk to celebrities, I just picked four I'd like to look at. I'd have them hold hands and then serve corndogs, bananas and ice cream cones.

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You can discuss the pompous angle, - but the rest is simply crazy.

 

If you are picking him for his celebrity status then okay, but if it is strictly astrophysics there are many many better options.

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