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#1 Djgb13

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 12:25 PM

Didnt hear this until last night but apparently she got into a freak accident that left her getting 40 stitches in her face. She wont appear in public for a while and says her face might look a bit different.

Still wood tho


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#2 edjr

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 12:27 PM

I bet she makes her husband wear his uniform in bed.

 

she caught a skate


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#3 cbfalcon

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 12:41 PM

Sounds like someone made a bad plastic surgery decision and is getting out ahead of it with a lie.
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#4 Reality

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 12:45 PM

Sounds like someone made a bad plastic surgery decision and is getting out ahead of it with a lie.

 

Spot on.  Too bad also, not sure why anybody would screw with that face.



#5 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 12:46 PM

Time for reboot of Scarface?

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#6 edjr

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 12:47 PM

 

Spot on.  Too bad also, not sure why anybody would screw with that face.

 

 

apparently was tired of hearing "why the long face"


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#7 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 12:47 PM

 
Spot on.  Too bad also, not sure why anybody would screw with that face.


I'd totally screw that face. :banana:

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#8 edjr

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 12:47 PM

I'd totally screw that face. :banana:

 

and those legs? mingya!


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#9 Djgb13

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 12:49 PM

 
and those legs? mingya!


Fock yea. I dont know what she does to work out but she needs to open up fitness gyms with classes to do that to more womens legs

#10 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 12:51 PM

 
and those legs? mingya!


They are great.... :cheers:

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#11 Djgb13

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 12:55 PM

https://zemanceleble...Zeman-00084.jpg


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#12 edjr

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 12:57 PM

and this is after a kid

 

she cares

 

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#13 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 01:18 PM

and this is after a kid
 
she cares
 
https://media1.popsu...Awards-2016.jpg


Who wouldn't leave whoever they're with for that; scarred or not?!

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#14 edjr

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 01:21 PM

Who wouldn't leave whoever they're with for that; scarred or not?!

:wub:

 

Right.  

 

give her a Guy Boucher and I'm still good.

 

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#15 wiffleball

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 01:23 PM

She really is exceptional. Beautiful face rockin body, great voice, really sweet.
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#16 edjr

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 01:24 PM

She really is exceptional. Beautiful face rockin body, great voice, really sweet.

Yeah? you hang out with her often.


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#17 wiffleball

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 01:26 PM

Didnt hear this until last night but apparently she got into a freak accident that left her getting 40 stitches in her face. She wont appear in public for a while and says her face might look a bit different.

Still wood tho


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Just look at the tiits in this picture. Wow.
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#18 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 01:32 PM

It'd take some serious sh!t to her whole body/face to not feel a titanic woody if she looked in my general erection direction.

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#19 naomi

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 07:23 PM

I don't think this is an elaborate cover for plastic surgery gone wrong. In November the news reports were that she had suffered multiple injuries including a broken wrist, and her wrist has been in a brace. If anything the dark thought it was domestic abuse crossed my mind, but looking back at the old reports, her husband apparently traveled overnight to be by her side in the hospital. 



#20 Drizzay

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 07:37 PM

I bet she makes her husband wear his uniform in bed.
 
she caught a skate


This. Broken wrist, slash to the face. Sounds like an old fashioned goon fight.
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#21 Alias Detective

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 08:11 PM

That's what happens when you let Jesus take the wheel.

#22 wiffleball

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 09:11 PM

I don't think this is an elaborate cover for plastic surgery gone wrong. In November the news reports were that she had suffered multiple injuries including a broken wrist, and her wrist has been in a brace. If anything the dark thought it was domestic abuse crossed my mind, but looking back at the old reports, her husband apparently traveled overnight to be by her side in the hospital. 


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#23 wiffleball

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 09:12 PM

That's what happens when you let Jesus take the wheel.


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#24 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 09:22 AM

Maybe next time she'll look before she leaps....

BBC for the most part is pretty damn good.


#25 edjr

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 10:00 AM

I bet he won't have to tell her twice


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#26 Cruzer

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 08:44 AM

Apparently CU made her return to the stage last night........ All I can say is, "Damn - how great would if be to be her hubby for a weekend..."

 

http://assets.nydail...od16f-1-web.jpg  :wub:



#27 Djgb13

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 09:29 AM

Apparently CU made her return to the stage last night........ All I can say is, "Damn - how great would if be to be her hubby for a weekend..."
 
http://assets.nydail...od16f-1-web.jpg  :wub:

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#28 wiffleball

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 09:36 AM

That's what happens when you let Jesus take the wheel.


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#29 wiffleball

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 09:37 AM

https://zemanceleble...Zeman-00084.jpg


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#30 wiffleball

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 09:39 AM

Yeah, as much as I love her, I got pretty sick of all the hype and stories about her courageous decision to return to the stage. Jesus, you could hit her with a shovel and she'd still be prettier than 99% of the women on the planet.

The far more serious injury was her wrist.
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#31 Reality

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 09:44 AM

Still hot, good deal.

 

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#32 wiffleball

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 10:28 AM

I don't know how she ends up with the hockey player and not Keith Urban.

And how does Keith Urban end up with a stiff like that horrible Scientology actress?

These two need to hook up already.
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Posted 16 April 2018 - 11:46 AM

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#34 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 06 October 2018 - 09:20 AM

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She's hideous now.  Not really but I think one of us geeks stand a better chance now.  :thumbsup:


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