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#1 Frozenbeernuts

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 07:48 AM

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#2 MDC

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 07:54 AM

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 08:00 AM

Cleaning up splattered brain after a suicide.

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 08:15 AM

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 08:27 AM

Changing old peoples diapers in a nursing home.



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Posted 14 April 2018 - 09:17 AM

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 09:20 AM

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 09:23 AM

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#9 Sho Nuff

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 09:26 AM

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 09:33 AM

Collecting urine samples from animals.


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#11 Sho Nuff

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 09:43 AM

Collecting urine samples from animals.


I see your urine samples and raise you milking bull jizz

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 10:28 AM

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 10:44 AM

Cleaning up splattered brain after a suicide.

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#14 peenie

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 11:07 AM

I used to test urine samples.

Believe it or not, you get so used to the urine scent, it's no longer unpleasant.

I've received bright green, bright red, dark brown almost black urine.

After a while it's all just samples and nothing really shocks you.

Mother's clean up after children for years. After a while, you become desensitized to poo and vomit.

I work with blood and tissues...it's like looking at a chicken leg, you've seen it so much, it's not gross.


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#15 joeshushu

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 07:25 PM

I used to test urine samples.
Believe it or not, you get so used to the urine scent, it's no longer unpleasant.
I've received bright green, bright red, dark brown almost black urine.
After a while it's all just samples and nothing really shocks you.
Mother's clean up after children for years. After a while, you become desensitized to poo and vomit.
I work with blood and tissues...it's like looking at a chicken leg, you've seen it so much, it's not gross.


I work in the same field. Ever so often I have to purify a bone marker from 45 liters of children urine so... I get yea it’s just a process I don’t particularly enjoy but you get use to it. I also purify a factor from liters of reconstituted freeze dried cobra venom. Quite frankly I prefer working with the safer urine.

#16 frank

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 07:44 PM

Making sausage.

Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

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#17 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 08:50 PM

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#18 shotsup

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 08:52 PM

Driving someone to Fishtown
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#19 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 10:26 PM

Driving someone to Fishtown



It wasn't that bad. Big tip that night.

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 11:56 PM

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#21 shotsup

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Posted 15 April 2018 - 02:57 AM

It wasn't that bad. Big tip that night.

Just the the Tip. That's what they all say.
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#22 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 15 April 2018 - 03:58 AM

Just the the Tip. That's what they all say.


Not your mom. She wants all four inches.

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Posted 15 April 2018 - 04:09 AM

When they raided trumps lawyer's office, they apparently formed , and I am not making this up , what's called a "taint team".

Can you imagine being on the team that's responsible for Donald Trump's taint?
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#24 shotsup

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Posted 15 April 2018 - 06:02 AM

Not your mom. She wants all four inches.


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Posted 16 April 2018 - 12:39 PM

Last guy in line running a train on a festering, infected wh0re. (your mom) 


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#26 frank

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 12:48 PM

Making sausage.


Oh, I get it. Wurst job. That's funny. I'm funny.

Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

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#27 WhiteWonder

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 12:49 PM

Orange DJ?


Stuck in the process.....

 


#28 dain11279

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 12:50 PM

Fluffer

Speak for yourself :wub:


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#29 Kanil

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 12:52 PM

Worst blow job contest judge.



#30 Frozenbeernuts

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 12:54 PM

Oh, I get it. Wurst job. That's funny. I'm funny.


If you have to explain it.... heh

#31 patweisers44

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 12:59 PM

I see your urine samples and raise you milking bull jizz

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#32 Frozenbeernuts

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 01:09 PM

I would have to think podiatrist is up there. At least they make good money

#33 IGotWorms

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 02:11 PM

Worst blow job contest judge.


What the fock are you talking about? Thats the second best job! :wacko:

#34 NorthernVike

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 02:15 PM

Oh, I get it. Wurst job. That's funny. I'm funny.

We got it.  It just wasn't funny.  :dunno:


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#35 shotsup

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 03:02 PM

I would have to think podiatrist is up there. At least they make good money


Gynecologist might sound like a good job until 400 pound Kwasanna smears her way to the table.

I made myself nauseous thinking that up.
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
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#36 Gladiators

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 05:18 PM

My buddy has some stories working in the ER. Some chick was complaining of vag pain...turns out sheleft a tampon in for like 5 days. He said it was in the top 3 for worst smells of all time.

#37 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 10:24 PM

Slaughterening pigs for their collective intestines to make sausages.

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 10:27 PM

Cleaning up splattered brain after a suicide.


Have scene three.

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#39 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 17 April 2018 - 12:56 AM

My buddy has some stories working in the ER. Some chick was complaining of vag pain...turns out sheleft a tampon in for like 5 days. He said it was in the top 3 for worst smells of all time.


My friends older brother was an ER doctor at Charity Hospital back in the 80,s here in N.O. When we were the murder capital of the world. He could take the blood and guts. But he couldn't take the fat excessive obese women. He'd puke at a Popeyes chicken leg under a 500 lbs black womans breast (I wondered were that went) Give him intestinal inards all day long. Bile and all from gunshot wounds and stabbing. He was good.

Bad hygenine......nope!

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#40 nzoner

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Posted 17 April 2018 - 07:54 AM

I had a fairly disgusting job back in my teens picking up the lot at a drive-in movie theater,thankfully I had one of those trash pickers.


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